quests summed up poorly

SaltEXE at his best right there, folks!

 

@AlexisPlay... I had to I is soz...

 

Oh yeah, that's me... I didn't want to do the Y of Yahya, so I drew a penis, it's so much beautiful !

 

mask masquerade:
mask salesman: hey I lost a mask somehow lol its down this spooky trail into this long long cave xd xd go get it and ill like reward you lol
*u fiht bad cretures*
cretur: lol I hate u cuz im pumpkin
*big room*
hallo-WYNNLOLOL pumpkin creatur: lol u want mask but im not gonna give u mask
*fiht*
mask salesman: lololol Zelda reference lololololololol thanks here is som emeralds now SCRAM

 

Underwater:
Some guy: Hey there's some treasure in this boat I'm too lazy to get go get it for me. But LOL you'll drown. Go ask this guy I conveniently know for a convenient helmet that lets you breathe underwater. I mean, I could've easily used it and avoided this whole problem but I'm a lazy piece of crap. So, mush. I haven't got all day to be lazy.

Dude on a boat: Wow you're an asshole for immediately judging me for being a midget despite you not actually saying anything so now you have to do sh*t for me.
Dude on a boat: Go get me some food and water because I lack the brain cells to realize you need that when going out on a fishing trip, despite the shore being visible and swimmable so I could easily just go and get some myself.
Dude on a boat: Oh and I want specifically meat from disgusting humanoid zombie pigs.

*get items*

Dude on a boat: Here's the helmet thx.

*Go back to guy*

Some guy: I'm not going to bother advancing the quest, because you're not actually supposed to talk to me at this point, you're meant to go and get the treasure you idiot.

*Swim and look at treasure, not actually taking anything*

Some guy: WHOA! YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THE TREASURE!?!?!?!?!?
You: Well, no, I just looked at it.
Some guy: HERE TAKE THESE BOOTS THAT YOU WILL USE AT LEVEL 80 BECAUSE THEY HAVE INSANE LOOT BONUS KTHXBAI

Bonus Quests:

Tower of Amnesia:
Random guy: This is where you can go to reset your skill points, but I'm not going to tell you that directly I'm going to be all vague and mysterious about it.
Random guy: Go get me all these teleport scrolls one by one.

*Get scrolls*

Random guy: Kthx you can enter now
Random guy: Though it's way easier and much less expensive to reset your skill points from your compass menu, rendering this entire place useless LOL.

Lord of the Clock:
LORD OF THE RINGS RAFRANCES LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL / Off brand LOTR Adventures!

 

THIS

me in maths class 24/7

 

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I thought rayshyrhsjur was all like ohh nuu I'm 2 old 4 dis stuff go back down that parkor and talk to ppl down there 2 do it.

 

heart of llevigar:

 

droot sand
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chilyu: hey wat u want im just a shitty insignificant npc btw we need water
chulyiu: ok my part of the quest is done go talk to yirt

iryt: HOLY SHIT WTF AM I GONNA DO THERES NO FUCKING WATER NOT EVEN ANY CANALS OR-
iatr: o hi could u get some water plz i think like [52,346 bottles] should be good
itri: theres a basement in almuj full of water and shit but u know wat i dont feel like telling u that
itre: also get like [326 mashed crap] cause its my feti- i mean idk its good for the soil or something gl

*30 grindfests later*

iertrtr: o you only got 1 water bottle??
iavrt: thats fine im sure its enough
ifrt: also for some reason u dont have bank access until now congrats

[+bank acess its about fucking time]
[+hard green stuff]
[+XP]

generolls orders
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privart tylsa: Zzz
privart tlysas: o shit wtf who r u i wasnt passed out drunk wtf r u talking about
privart tylass: o sure ill let u into this super secure military base my boss is a dick anyway

generoll locad: wtf do u want im busy mastur- i mean im staring at my desk
generoll lecdae: o u wanna help sure go fix the roof or something

*5 seconds later*

grneroll ldecade: o back already ok go into the sewers and find some shiny piece of shit

*another few seconds later*

grneroll lcedade: omg u smell like shit how bout u go paint a whole fucking mountain purple

*a quick trip up to the mountain and back*

generrol edlace: wtf howd u do that
generoll ldealce: ok the other soldiers need entertainment so go stri- i mean go walk on a tightrope thing

generoll ldeac: damnit how r u still alive
genrell lceda: ok were gonna blow the fuck outta this place so go talk to my OG lutenat grann

lutenat grin: gtfo were blowing up shit
lutenat grian: o ur here to help ok we got a soldier up there waiting for the signal to drop the bomb so just scream allahu ackbar and run like hell

*you scream at the top of your lungs and a door opens*

!??: o shit ive been locked in this dungeon for years
?!?: hey ik this is gonna sound spooky af but hear me out im the real generoll lecdea
generoll lcdeadad: ye its confusing but lemme explain so the guy u saw was just a shape shifter pretending to be generoll ldecade but im the real generoll ldecade and the fake generoll lecdade locked me the real generoll levdadadec up and pretended to be generoll levdade himself so nobody could ever tell there was a difference in generoll ledecades
generoll ledec: ok now go kill him

cropolusaeus accipientiauseus: HA u wont kill me

*300 something forms later*

generoll lecdae: hey its me the real generoll gj killing that thning
generoll ledaca: here take this stylish chestplate

And heres the quest summed up in video form:

Spoiler

 

Recipe For Disaster:

Gordon Ramsey: you want MEAL? NO MEAL. COOK IT YOURSELF
Gordon Ramsey: I TEACH COOK ONLY.
*Enter the kitcehn*
Announcer: WELCOME TO CHOPPED ON FOOD NETWORK
Gordon Ramsey: Here you will leanr how to cook. pick a one of 3 chefs. loser falls down void HHAHAHAH
*Pick a random chef idc*
Kale: so you wanna be like me? too bad im a cool kid, but take dem notes boi and you'll become like me.
Kale: we gon make oursevles an omlette.
Kale: so you need to go adventure out on sky islands idc if you die just get these ingrediants. a blue grook egg uh some snail slime, and ooooooo yea shrooms a Talking Mushroom if you can.
Kale: this'll make the judges real happy :) if you know wut i mean.
*Go run on sky islands and fall off 100 times before getting all ingrediants unless you're a fricken warrior or mage*
Me: im back i got all the stuff dude... i.. di-
Kale: AINT GOT TIME ITS CHOOPED. WE GOTTA MAKE THE DISH NOW.
Me: *Throws everything in a pan and expects it to turn out good* *Shroom runs away*
Kale: NOT THE SHROOM *Chases after it*
Me: *Presents dish to Gordon Ramsey*
Gordon Ramsey: WTF THIS DISH SUCKS. FUUU YOu @&%%^&^@&^$&^@$^*!*(#$ (more swearing later)
Me: *Has to pick new recipe and redo quest* *Jumps in void instead and never comes back to sky islands*

 

Looks like Selvut created a new meme that could apply to any Wynncraft quest

 

this thread gave me a total of laughs of...

Spoiler: open if u dare

Spoiler: are you sure u want?

Spoiler: are you really sure?

Spoiler: are you really really REALLY SURE?

Spoiler: k den, open this

Spoiler: k this is the last one

Spoiler: the real one

these laughs are like me while reading all this

 

canyon condor

svin: o hey i'm lookin for some ferocious beast
sven: idk much about it tho bc people around here are too busy robbing each other
svjn: but some old asshole around the canyon knows about it, go find him

[some travelling later]

smitty werbenjagermanjensen: hey get out of here there's totally not gold in these mines
smitty werbenjagermanjensen: o you're looking for thebeast27, you crazy fam
smitty werbenjagermanjensen: in fact, i heard thebeast27 can move whole mountains with just one scream
smitty werbenjagermanjensen: anyway go into these mines and get some gold to bribe me with so i can tell you what to do

[one bribery later]

smitty werbenjagermanjensen: gee it's about fuckin time you got here
smitty werbenjagermanjensen: anyway there's an old hermit way up at the top of the canyon
smitty werbenjagermanjensen: he's an asshole but you have to go reason with him anyway

[a lot of travelling later]

hermit: gtfo you aren't getting across my bridge
hermit: o you wanna know about thebeast27
hermit: i heard thebeast27 turned a group of poachers to ash
hermit: anyway to cross this bridge you gotta bribe me... no not with money you cuck
hermit: go get me some flower for my weird chicken even though i have tons of those flowers already

[one look at the wiki later]

hermit: k you got it, go on through
hermit: also you can finally use my elevators
hermit: anyway gl, only one guy ever beat thebeast27, grabbed some egg for his pet
hermit: alright gtfo and die already

[another look at the wiki later]

thebeast27: lol you gon get rekt
[one difficult fight later]

svyn: oh good you're back what did you learn
svon: o gj you found it, and brought me back an egg
svan: so thebeast27 does exist, and you rekt it
svxn: alright now gtfo, i gotta keep this egg safe

reward:
some xp i guess
some emeralds i guess
FINALLY, ACCESS TO THE ELEVATORS, BOUT FUCKIN TIME I GOT TO TRAVEL THROUGH THESE CANYONS

 

lost tower:
Lean: Hey fuktard go fetch me a book that will serve no fucking purpose at all

[You finally found the book]

Lean: Here are 32 emeralds, get scammed boi

 

This thread can shame any GM

 

Surprised no one roasted Crop Failure or Marauder's Dues yet. I'm also surprised at how light the Hive got off.

 

because they were fun quests


(imo)