Official Event [ Closed ] The V.s.s. Seaskipper Dialogues Contest

wait, each dialogue must be related to wynncraft? and what is with the cows treasure Adventure? with the demon cow? thats from a YouTube Video ;)

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there is already a corkus reference text

 

Wow non O ye nubs are up te talkin sailor linguistics

 

[1/4] Seaskipper Captain: Aye lad, do ye ever feel as though yer mind may be playin' tricks on ye?
[2/4] Seaskipper Captain: T'was sailin' along the Eastern ocean a while back, an' made a stop on the Mage's Island.
[3/4] Seaskipper Captain: An' I swear on me own life, I could see the border of the ocean from the Easternmost point o' island!
[4/4] Seaskipper Captain: I sailed back recently, an' t'was gone! An' others act as if t'was never there in the first place!

(Refernece to the eastern ocean border getting changed)


[1/4] Seaskipper Captain: Say there lad, ye ever been to the western waters of the ocean? Oh really now?
[2/4] Seaskipper Captain: Quite strange a place it is. Especially this small cluster o' islands found near there...
[3/4] Seaskipper Captain: I 'ad to take a fellow there once. Not sure why he'd want to go there though.
[4/4] Seaskipper Captain: Looks t' be just an abandoned colony o' some sort. Not t' mention the livin' dead!

(He's talking about these few little islands here: https://map.wynncraft.com/#/-920/64/-2852/-1/0/0 )

 

Oh but this is diffrent because im preety sure i used it in a diffrent way than the other person and even if it has one what about entry 2

 

1. (1/4): ya ever 'ear ov the legendary trio ov chefs? 'Ey made extravagant cakes 'n pasteries.

(2/4): 'Ey 'ere the creators of the finest desserts in all of Gavel. Mastas ov they're craft were they.

(3/4): though, the decay got to 'em, in a bout of bitter fortune. 'Ey went off the wall, 'Ey did. 'Ey made cakes ov regurgitated ingriedients, 'ey kid balled fellows and shaved their hair, 'n made thata cake, 'ey even made a cake ov humans.

(4/4): 'Ey say Gordon Hamsey, along 'ith the decay, drew 'em to do it, as 'ey were his protégés, but he denied the rumors.

Totally connected to the lore and not a filthy frank joke

 

"So... ye like boats?"
"No??"
"Well this is awkward."
"..."
"..."
"Well at last we're here! Whew, that was a rough one."

 

Oh.

I guess I'll change that.

 

[1/4] Have ya ever taken the time t' relax and just look at the ocean?
[2/4] I'll tell ya lad, she can be a cruel mistress at times, but ain't she a beauty?
[3/4] Nothing brings me greater joy than watching these waves come in at the end of a long day's work....
[4/4] ... Aside from maybe a fine glass o' Nemract Whiskey, of course!

 

[1/4] Have ye 'eard of the lost city of Sarnfic?
[2/4] Twas' once a sailor's paradise.
[3/4] But then one day, it sank to the 'ottom of the sea, an' no one knew why.
[4/4] 'Parently, there is a ole' in the sea that lets ya' in there, but 'eople have also aid' a weapon contains the woe o' Sarnfic...

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[1/4] Ave' you 'eard of Corrupted Dungeons?
[2/4] 'Parently, they're like normal uns', but 'arder.
[3/4] They look 'xactly like normal 'ungeons, too!
[4/4] Only three ave' been found, but ere' may be more!

 

But 3 corrupt dungeons have been found...

 

ups... didn't know that. I have been off internet for a while.

 

First Dialogue:
[1/4] Ya know, yer not the only adventurer I've helped across these waters.
[2/4] There was another adventurer. He didn't like my stories like you though.
[3/4] After one story, he threw his weapon into the waters in frustration.
[4/4] It was a shame too, it would've been perfect in yer hands.
Second Dialogue:
[1/4] Ya know, sailing these here waters makes a man real sleepy.
[2/4] Maybe one.. nap.. wouldn't hurt...
[3/4] Zzz.. Zzz.. Zzzz..
[4/4] AYE! Okay I'm back. Oh, and just in time, we're here!

 

This song was inspired by "Bink's Sake" from one piece. I really thought it would fit him because of its message in the song. I know its wrong to make a parody of this song, but I hope its interesting enough for you.


Hey kiddo wanna hear I song I’ve been workin on? It kinda goes like this…

“Yo Ho Ho Ho, Yo Ho Ho Hoo (x4), Makin a delivery, bringin it across the sea”

“Nemrect’s Brew in the hold as we sail across the sea,” Sounds good eh?

Its still in the makin ,but I’m sure ill make it popular one day

 

"Pillager's Folly"
[1/4]: Have you ever seen the underwater city of Sarnfic? Tales say it was sunken by the wizards of the Mage Island.
[2/4]: There must have been a very big reason to do such a thing. Oh, the terrifying horrors that rest there...
[3/4]: And the treasure! Last the hour I heard, some lad from the Pirate Island was obsessed with finding it.
[4/4]: Me? I think he's just a madman. No pillager in his right mind would want to visit that sinkhole!

"Troll Tower"
[1/4]: One day I've been crossin' the waters near the Ice Nations, when I saw that one island with a weird tower.
[2/4]: It looked all twisty and abandoned, but also a lot like some sort of a mage tower.
[3/4]: Nobody I ever asked knew what that island was. No sailor, no pirate, not even those drunken vikings!
[4/4]: Though, there were some fellas. Humans, just like ye'. Said things about a gigantic mushroom and some hidden lab. Yours is one odd kind...

 

[1/4] Here's a tale you've never heard. That of the Dread Pirate Roberts!
[2/4] What? How could ye know of a man so distant from our shores? Then answer me this here riddle.
[3/4] We each have a goblet of wine in front of us. One is a deathly poison. Which do ye drink of?
[4/4] Mine? Yours? Either way you're headed straight to Davy Jones Locker! Ye be wantin' to know the secret...?

[1/4] The other day the strangest sight befell me eyes off the coast of Wynn, just yonder of Nemract.
[2/4] A huge group of adventures were galloping along bangin' coconuts together down the trail.
[3/4] They were yelling about bushes and a golden cup o' some sort.
[4/4] Quite odd the things ye see sailin' these seas. Keeps me job interestin' at least.

Anyone get the references in these? *Crosses Fingers*
Hopefully Lotem is well in tune withe the classics of film.

 

[1/4] You know a long time ago I met an extraordinary man.
[2/4] He had some good tales o' his travels.
[3/4] I think his name was Bub? or no was it blob?
[4/4] Oh forget it I can't remember

[1/4] I've travelled these seas for years now and I've heard my fair share o' stories.
[2/4] There was one about a stone as old as the world itself and it's said to be hidden in these here waters.
[3/4] I never really beleived in some o' those stories.
[4/4] Just something to scare kids away from the sea.

If you didn't figure it out the first one is refering to bob the warrior and the second is about the fire stone related to the wynn excavation quests

 

What your looking for is the intire River Person's dialog lines from undertale.

 

1) *sighs* Lad you sure remind me of a customer I had, couple of years ago. You never talk, just like him!
2) You two aren't totally alike though... He wore a black coat that concealed his figure and his face. He never looked at me once!
3) When he got off at Jofash docks, he nodded to me, and started heading off in the direction of the fabled kingdom of Thanos! Strangely, I felt as though a dark presence left when he stepped off me ship.
4) Come to think of it laddy, he might even be a she, I never found out the gender! Haha, how silly of me to assume that all of me customers are he's.

 

[1/4] "Say, have yer ever seen those little outposts around the ocean at all? Strange if yer asked me."
[2/4] "Some of 'em are home to some pirates, but they've got no clue about what they are doing..."
[3/4] "I mean, they 'avent even got a boat or anythin'! How do they even get their supplies?"
[4/4] "Their minds must be a few planks short of a full dock, what kind of pirate doesnt have a ship?"
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[1/4] " 'Ave yer seen those fluffy lil' things around the place? y'know, the goat-like creatures people have as pets?"
[2/4] " Those lil' fellers came from someplace in Gavel, where all the islands float above a deadly void."
[3/4] " Apparently they be called 'Wybels', and fer some reason a fair share of adventurers wan' to hunt 'em down there."
[4/4] 'Dunno why, they seem harmless to me... maybe they taste good or sumthin'?"
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[May be subject to change]

 

[1/1] Captain: Memes.

i win tyty