Destroy A Wish

Keeping it short and sweet here!

Basic idea: You hate the person who posted before you. Your only desire is to destroy their wishes.

Rules
1) You can only reply to the person above you
2) PLS no off topic crap in this thread
3) You can be harsh... but not too harsh

Example
[Player 1] : I wish I had a unicorn!
[Player 2]: Wish granted, but it turns against you and the horn stabs you in the heart.
I wish I was rich.
[Player 3]: Wish granted, but a gang of thieves break into your house and steal all your money.
I wish I was level 102 on wynncraft!
[Player4] Wish granted, but you find out that you were dreaming and such a level doesn't exist!

...And so on!




I'll begin!

I wish I had the best mythic item in the game!

 

But it turns out to be the wrong class

I wish to wish a wish

 

you did not wish, try again

i wish for overwatch

 

so it's literally this, one of the most popular nemract's bar threads

 

Wish granted! But everyone you play againtst hacks so you never win.

I wish that this idea wasn't stolen.

 

Granted, but all the other ones of the forums are.

I wish for 1 million dollars in 100 dollar bills.

 

Wish granted but you are actually playing monoply on the side of the highway!

I wish to end this game! (Do Not Say Wish granted but im starting a new game)

 

Granted, but a moderator unlocks the thread 2 months later and restarts the game.

I wish everyone got a donut.

 

Granted, the donuts were ultra tiny.

I wish for nothing.

 

Wish granted! you get nothing!!!!!!
I wish for infinite bank space.

 

Wish granted! You get an infinite loop of Taylor Swift's song "Blank Space."
I wish for 1000 stacks of LE

 

Granted, you get 1000 stacks of LE used in Jungle Fever.

I wish that this wish is wished

 

That wish is wished but it doesn't come true.
I wish I was hero rank.

 

You get it, but after you start a new class it replaces your main class after a bug.

I wish to have better luck at rerolling identifications.

 

Granted, but you die from a PMI with your max stratiformis.
I wish this thread would die