Community Event [president Elected!] Unofficial Wynncraft Elections

Name: Crunkle
Slogan: I'M BACK B*TCHES!!
What will I do if I win? I'll bring 3D glasses to Wynncraft (duh)!!

 

Name: Jenkins Von Jimbo
Slogan: Kill all mobs that dare attack you
What will you do when you wynn?: 1: make tons of puns
2: hunt all mobs regardless of ai type
3: Solo more boss altars on assassin
4: Make UXs the best
5: collect legendaries (not spelled Legendarys)

 

Name: Donal... RemRin
Slogan: dicks out for harambe
What will I do when I win:
1 Make wynncraft great again
2 Buff cataclysm
3 Set the prices of every mythic to a small loan of a million LE
4 ressurect harambe
5 make aliens kidnap Donald Trump




Did I do it right?

 

Do we also have to be born in Wynn, live here for 14 years, and be 35 years of age?

 

Name: The Great Cruuk
Slogan: I have no redeeming factors whatsoever but at least I have Waluigi memes
What will you do if you win?: Create oppressive regimes starring Waluigi, and legalize crack

 

When is the first debate?

 

Soon™

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weren't we born in fruma?

 

Two more things to add: Grinding party 24/7 on server 15 or surrounding and memes are now a sign of peace.

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I welcome any and all questions from the press.
*cough* @PillowPet *cough*

 

I came forth to give everyone my blessings

Good luck and may the best man/woman/Apache helicopter win!

 

Name: Tealy
Slogan: I just want some quick cash lol
What I'll do:
I'll scream really loud
I'll send nudes
I'll legalize slavery
Potatoes will be the only legal crop
Salted will have to lick my toenail
I'll add Yelat
Wybels will be edible, but they will taste really bad
The Purge
A giant golden statue of me will be erected in Cinfras Square
I'll bomb the shit out of Lexdale and Bucie
We will all be number one
Dried waffles will be the new norm

Vote for me. I'm super hawt
I'll make Wynncraft decently okay so that a lot of people may not play it, but at least know about it due to the massive influx of more youtubers playing it due to all the awesome new features I'll add.. again


@eeveelution

 

Name: Pretzule
Slogan: Pretzels
What will I give: Pretzels, but not me.

 

Name: By the Grace of Light, Duke Tyralion I.
Slogan: Wynn for the wynn! Moro saraan ko sil.
What will you do after winning: Our relationships with Gavel are in great trouble, great trouble, our economy has an inflation of Emeralds, our defenses are made out of wood, Dern Immigrants are filling up our islands and Mages are all leaving to Gavel! How more long are we going to wait? No more!
We will make Wynn strong again, we will make Wynn rich again, we will make Wynn proud again, we will make Wynn intelligent again, we will make Wynn great Again!
#TyraForWynn

Uh-oh, whoops, @eeveelution

 

Name: Yahya
Slogan: You can't out-meme the MemeMaster
What I will change:
1: I will replace quest items with quest permissions.
2: All current farms in Wynn and gavel will be converted to mushroom farms.
3: All power will no longer be electromagical but thermomushroom a new and promising red/brown energy source for the future.
4: All elves stealing my mushrooms for "recreational usage" will be moved to a secure location where their brains can be blown out with my high-powered automatic machinegun. Cos no one but me trips on mushrooms.
4: Also all mushroom stocks will be shipped directly to mushroom grove, nivla woods for permanent storage.
5: Wynncraft memes will be globally accepted as the best memes.
6: And finally all sections of the forum will be the shitpost section and any post not beginning with "hail the mighty Lord Yahya" will be auto removed.

 

This is so cringe worthy

 

Name: Shamos
Slogan: Make Wynn and Gavel great again
What will you do if you win?: I will build a wall, and make the citizens of troms pay for it.
i will give us all exotic butters and free puppys.
i will force the helioux to show us their light dogs and allow us to keep them as pets.
i will use the crystals from wynn ex. a, b, c, and d, and destroy the corruption.

 

Git gud, im already president.

#Yuno4Prez

 

Name: Davold Trump
Slogan: I'll ban you if you dont vote for me
What will you do if you win?:
1. Literally shut down Wynncraft

 

Name: Ryc
Slogan: Save Wybels, save the community!
What will you do if you win?:

• I will add so much more Wybels for you guys <3
  • I'm kind, so Anti-Wybel will get a room for Anti-Wybelling! (no wybel kill)
• Ton of mythics
  • Such as Mom, Dad, Son, Daughter, Grandfather, Uncle, Cousin, Aunt to accompany Grandmother!
• Jumla's Item!
  • It's coffee.
    • IT GIVES 5 950 HEALTH!
• No mythics or legendaries in death.
  • So obvy...
• LAST ONE! There will be 10 more provinces.
  • At least 100 quests in each province
  • At least 2 Yahya's in each province
  • At least 4 memes and references in each 20 quests in the 10 provinces

Done

 

Name: Lumi
Slogan: Have a break, have an anime.
What will you do if you win?:
1. I would make a new place called Lice?
2. Anime everywhere.
3. Your kids have to be named after characters from anime.
4. New classes!
5. I would try and get as many things from the general suggestions into the game!

 

The point of anti wybelling is to kill wybels though