Community Event [president Elected!] Unofficial Wynncraft Elections

Jacquie · Nov 10, 2016

Name: Great Lake Jake
Slogan: I'm not actually from the great lakes.
What will you do if you win?:

1. Finally get the Main Storyline pushed.
2. Enforce a heavy tax on all Tea/Coffee products entering Wynn from foreign countries.
3. Make the top 1% finally pay their fair share of potatoes.
4. Open up schools in all the major towns. Llevigar has been bleeding people dry for an education for too long!
5. Enforce a term limit on the rulers of large cities.
6. Give the law enforcement of Wynn access to better equipment.

AlexisPlay · Nov 10, 2016

Name: Alexis Play
Slogan: For the end of the Wybels !
What will you do if you win?: KILL ALL THE WYBELS IN THE WORLD ! They take too much place ! Free the heart of the peoples they already trapped !

Sir Devastation · Nov 10, 2016

Name:
Kouhai of the Wynncraft Dictatorship Democratic Party
Slogan:
watashi ni tōhyō shite!
What will you do if you win?:
I will begin the creation of a massive statue of the lord and savior, salted. Once completed, I will impose massive LE taxes that will go straight to me the construction of new roads, and better protection against the corrupt.

DatDraggy · Nov 18, 2016

Name: Kieran von Dragon

Slogan: It's time for Wynncraft's new era!

What will you do if you win?:

If I win, I will fight for freedom and imortality for all dragonlings of wynn!

I will fight for lower taxes for all villagers and adventurers in Gavel and the province of wynn!

Wynncraft is going to light up in it's old shine after I introduced the new economy system

The value of the emerald will rocket up if I get elected because of the power of dragons.

Nobody will ever have to fear bankruptcy

VOTE PRESIDENT DATDRAGGY NOW IN 2K16

Soviet Union · Nov 22, 2016

Vote Snerp 2k16

ThrowingChildren · Nov 10, 2016

Name: Cheese burger
Slogan: Slugs
What will you do if you win?: Remove Gavel

Salted · Nov 10, 2016

You guys are savages, I didn't even finish my first term!

Soviet Union · Nov 10, 2016

Salted said: ↑

You guys are savages, I didn't even finish my first term!
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I can't help it

(I must advertise my campaign)

captainganon · Nov 10, 2016

Salted said: ↑

You guys are savages, I didn't even finish my first term!
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New blood for a new age

you've got until may 2017

Aradia Megido · Nov 10, 2016

I'll run I guess.

Name: John Senior
Slogan: Not as bad as Trump.
What will I do if I win?
Build a wall and make Fruma pay for it.
Make wybels a protected species.
Single Payer health care.
Overthrow the tyranny of Grian.

Zelefant · Nov 10, 2016

Name: Oryx, Supreme Taken King
Slogan: We will Wynn this together!
What will you do if you win?: I will make sure all monsters are removed from the premises of Wynn and send excavation teams to the Roots of Corruption, because who knows, there are many secrets to be found!
We will also need to begin investigation of the Time Valley, as it's properties are very magical and could come in handy when at war with Corruption or Darkness; as well as securing smaller towns like Nesaak, Rymek and Maltic from any monster attacks. Finally, I will build a wall across the Corruption border to make Wynn great again.

Thanks m8. have a 420/69 day.

eeveelution · Nov 10, 2016

Salted said: ↑

You guys are savages, I didn't even finish my first term!
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(hey guys, he got the hint!)

Ezohn · Nov 10, 2016

Name: Ezohn
Slogan: I will come eventually.
What will you do if you win?

Ill pour water on the nether portal, destroying it. Ill set fire to the hive, arrest ankou and fake death, give everyone 5 free LE, kill worid, make a hole where wybels fall into lava for all eternity, release Corkus early, open the gates to fruma, make the talking mushroom edible, and give free hugs <3
and ill rise peppered rom the dead, and make sure salted dies

kioph · Nov 10, 2016

eeveelution said: ↑

Since the US just elected their new president, why not have a Wynncraft version of the elections?

Overview
The elections will be strictly democratic and will consist of multiple stages:
1. Gathering Candidates - Anyone will be able to apply for candidate by filling in a short application form and posting it on this thread. This stage will be over once there is enough candidates, which is about 15-25 but can vary depending on the amount of applicants.
2. Choosing Candidates - To not overwhelm the voters, there will be only 5 candidates which you can choose from in the final election. Those 5 people will be chosen by a google form where everyone can choose up to 5 people, and those with the most votes will get into the final election. This stage will be over after about 48 hours (can vary depending on amount of votes)
3. Electing the President - Finally, the president will be elected from the 5 remaining participants. This will be done through a poll on this thread. After a few days the poll will close and the president will be announced!

Note: Even candidates can vote in the polls, so there's no reason not to apply :D

How to Apply
To apply, simply fill in the following form and tag me in your post!

Name: you can make it up! Your forum name will be included in the elections so don't worry about that. Anything appropriate goes.
Slogan: Anything goes as long as it's not gonna cause a flame war, so try not to involve real-life politics here too much.
What will you do if you win?: If you could do anything (make laws, change Wynncraft, anything really), what would it be? Try to keep it between 2 and 5 things. Once again, refrain from being too offensive so a flame war doesn't start :)

Current Candidates
These are the candidates that applied!

@eeveelution
Name: Slavislav Gopnik
Slogan: Squat the debt away (kurwa)!
What will you do if you win?: There are obvious problems in our society and nobody knows how to solve them. But do not worry, for I will fix everything by:
1. Adding vodka to Nemract's bar.
2. Forcing every town to have a bar.
3. Replacing all music with hardbass.
4. Requiring all schools to have 1.5 hours of squatting class each day.
Those aren't society's problems, you say? Well, you may be right to some extent. But don't forget the ancient slavic saying - A vodka a day makes problem away.

@Snerp
Name: Snerp
Slogan: Make Gavel great again
What will I do?: I will Add grind spots to sky islands, Make Ahmsord a bigger town
And I will reduce the mythic drop chance to 0.05%
I will also make the trade market balanced
And lastly, I will add airship fast travel all around the world!

Also ill make sure wybels can live ALL around Wynn and gavel and not be restricted to an island

@<>Flip<>
Name: Flip/Flup
Slogan: Those who hate success will not be successful
What will you do if you win?: I'll double the security in poorer areas of Wynn and Gavel
Build a wall to separate the mobs from the humans
I'll nuke the nether portal with arrow bombs
My face will be on the emerald

@WithTheFish
Name: Withth Efish
Slogan: What separates the level 100s from the level 10s is how a player reacts to each new twist of fate
What will you do if you win:
I will balance the game and add many more grind spots for high levels. I will do everything in my power to reduce lag. I promise to also bring back swarms too and add more random events to keep people playing and maybe start on a new class, as well as some part of the old map so veterans can experience it.

I will also add a bank for quest items.

@WithTheFish
Name: Withth Efish
Slogan: What separates the level 100s from the level 10s is how a player reacts to each new twist of fate
What will you do if you win:
I will balance the game and add many more grind spots for high levels. I will do everything in my power to reduce lag. I promise to also bring back swarms too and add more random events to keep people playing and maybe start on a new class, as well as some part of the old map so veterans can experience it.

I will also add a bank for quest items.

@Yuno F Gasai
Name: Lucy Lilium of the technocratic imperial party.
Slogan:
Cor Nostrum Deae
Make Legio Great Again
Ahri did nothing wrong
Kv is my vp yo
Veni Vidi Ivi, Vici Vici Vici
What will I do if I win? lead the wynn government better than all you fuckers by actually listening to yall.

@Bloww
Name: Bloww
Slogan: You can't spell success without me
What will you do if you win?: Add more memes,remove dead memes. I'll also balance the economy lol i lied hehe (^:

@Zephylox
Name: Mr.Zephy
Slogan: Be more lazy than enough
What You Will do if You win?: I'LL MAKE LAG GREAT AGAIN

@Toxicdrule
Name: LEEEEEROOYY JENKIIINS
Slogan: Hold the pickles
What will you do if you win?: Make fast travelling throughout the provinces affordable by taming dragons and burning carts. Also, we're gonna nuke the dwarves just cause they're pricks.

@The Saltud
Name:President Dan
Slogan:The honest guy that will do his best. No tricks mate!
What Will You Do If You Win?
1) I guess an Le giveaway for you guys electing me <3
2) Make a wall of fame, a wall of shame, and a wall of walls (this will be based off on role playing).
3) I will create lesser federal positions like Vice-President, Mayor, and Governor if OP hadn't already.
4) PUNS!!! AND I MEAN SHITTY ONES!
5) WE MIGHT GANG UP ON THE CURRENT WYNN GOVERNMENT AND OVERTHROW THEM (except king of ragni, and mayors of Eltom and Thesead, they're cool)!
P.S. Youngest president ;)

@Dirty Bulu
Name: Dirty Dan
Slogan: No, I'm Dirty Dan.
Policies: Free Pokémon for everyone!
Double xp EVERY. SINGLE. WEEKEND.
Build a wall around Donald Trump, and make him pay for it.

@captainganon
Name: Business Maximum Synergy Limit Break Overformal Ganon
Slogan: k
What will you do if you win?: Make k the first letter of the alphabet. Give supporters money.* Make Wynncraft Flame Wars Again. Start beef with people on accident. Love my supporters with all of my heart.** Have fun. Re-instate the Castle in The Sky and make it the new "White House."

Vote ganon today and get a better future tomorrow!

*May or may not actually happen
**You'll get a <3

@Gushy48
Name: Gushy
Slogan: Hushy for Gushy!
What will you do if you win?:

Save all Wybels

Make Mythics more rare

Destroy the economy more

Spill coffee

@SpookyBacon
Name SizzlingBacon
Slogan: Sizzlin' to the top!
What i will do: I will make the forums less spammy, make sure to reply to evey thread and FIX THE ECONOMY

@Hi I'm Flubby
Name: His Imperial Majesty, Flubby

Slogan: If you liked Censorship, and Systemic Oppression, you'll love His Imperial Majesty, Flubby!

What will you do if you win?: If I win I promise that I'll restore our relations with Zentrela, to restore our economy I'll get rid of PretzuleCare, and deport all immigrants from Dungeon Realms

@xElitaa
Name: Harambe
Slogan: Wybels Aren't Safe
What will you do if you win?:
Send Pretzule to prison for the Private Mailbox Scandal
Send Jumla back to his cage
Declare war on Wybels
Bring jobs back to Wynn
Deport villagers back to Gavel (those dirty immigrants)
Restore relations with Fruma
Build a wall around Corkus
BUILD A RUSTIC HOUSE

@Emeraldruler
Yes! This is my chance to raise a revolution fix the economy!
Name: Emerald of the Wynn Communist Party
Slogan: Make Wynncraft communist again.
What will you do if you win?:
1: Redistribute the wealth, make everyone happy!
2: Everyone gets mythics!
3: Equality for all!
4: Take over the other provinces, they need our socialism!
5: Fix the damn market.

inb4 someone takes this too seriously

@cjakeb5
Name: Great Lake Jake
Slogan: I'm not actually from the great lakes.
What will you do if you win?:

1. Finally get the Main Storyline pushed.
2. Enforce a heavy tax on all Tea/Coffee products entering Wynn from foreign countries.
3. Make the top 1% finally pay their fair share of potatoes.
4. Open up schools in all the major towns. Llevigar has been bleeding people dry for an education for too long!
5. Enforce a term limit on the rulers of large cities.
6. Give the law enforcement of Wynn access to better equipment.

@AlexisPlay
Name: Alexis Play
Slogan: For the end of the Wybels !
What will you do if you win?: KILL ALL THE WYBELS IN THE WORLD ! They take too much place ! Free the heart of the peoples they already trapped !

@Devastation
Name:
Kouhai of the Wynncraft Dictatorship Democratic Party
Slogan:
watashi ni tōhyō shite!
What will you do if you win?:
I will begin the creation of a massive statue of the lord and savior, salted. Once completed, I will impose massive LE taxes that will go straight to me the construction of new roads, and better protection against the corrupt.

@DatDraggy
Name: Kieran von Dragon

Slogan: It's time for Wynncraft's new era!

What will you do if you win?:

If I win, I will fight for freedom and imortality for all dragonlings of wynn!

I will fight for lower taxes for all villagers and adventurers in Gavel and the province of wynn!

Wynncraft is going to light up in it's old shine after I introduced the new economy system

The value of the emerald will rocket up if I get elected because of the power of dragons.

Nobody will ever have to fear bankruptcy

VOTE PRESIDENT DATDRAGGY NOW IN 2K16

@Dreams
Name: Giant Meteor

Slogan: Make Wynn nothing again!

What will you do if you win: I will remove all debts, all monsters that can kill you, everything you worry about, all of your trash, all of the people you hate, and more when I land!

(and make @DatDraggy my Vice President)

@ThrowingChildren
Name: Cheese burger
Slogan: Slugs
What will you do if you win?: Remove Gavel

@Caliborn
Name: John Senior
Slogan: Not as bad as Trump.
What will I do if I win?
Build a wall and make Fruma pay for it.
Make wybels a protected species.
Single Payer health care.
Overthrow the tyranny of Grian.

@Oryx
Name: Oryx, Supreme Taken King
Slogan: We will Wynn this together!
What will you do if you win?: I will make sure all monsters are removed from the premises of Wynn and send excavation teams to the Roots of Corruption, because who knows, there are many secrets to be found!
We will also need to begin investigation of the Time Valley, as it's properties are very magical and could come in handy when at war with Corruption or Darkness; as well as securing smaller towns like Nesaak, Rymek and Maltic from any monster attacks. Finally, I will build a wall across the Corruption border to make Wynn great again.

Thanks m8. have a 420/69 day.

FaQ
Here's some things I'd like to address to avoid confusion:
What does the president win?
As of now, the only prize is getting the unofficial title of "President of Wynncraft by Popular Vote" or whatever you want to call it. The reason that I'm not giving away a prize is because if this turns into a competition more so than a fun event, people might get salty over not winning anything. I'm not stopping you from rewarding the president with a prize personally if you want to, I'm just not making it official.

How will I know when the thread moves on to the next stage?
I'll bump it and change the title to read [x/3], x being the stage. Check the Wynncraft section from time to time or watch this thread to know if the next stage is up :)

Can I vote for myself?
I guess you can, yeah. But one vote probably won't be enough to sway the results in your favour, so I'd recommend voting for someone else.

Will I be able to see who others voted for?
Yes, but only after voting yourself. The poll results will be posted on the thread once it's over too.

Where's the poll?
Stage 1 - there isn't a poll yet, we're gathering candidates.
Stage 2 - there is a link to a google form, you need a gmail account to use it.
Stage 3 - there is a forum poll on top of the thread, anyone with a forums account can vote in it.

Thanks for reading and good luck to everyone who enters :D
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Name: Geroge W Bush
Slogan: Insensitive Conservatism, backup slogan: Fake Plans for Stupid People
(@Moe_Ronickah I thought of those myself are you proud)
What will I do?: I will invade dern because they have weapons of mass destraction, then add the wynncraftian act which will make it legal for the admins and mods to spy on everyone. After that, ill aprove of the construction of unmanned military airships to commit strikes on any homes that oppose me, along with sheriff raids in full diamond armor.

Misty · Nov 10, 2016

cjakeb5 said: ↑

Name: Great Lake Jake
Slogan: I'm not actually from the great lakes.
What will you do if you win?:

1. Finally get the Main Storyline pushed.
2. Enforce a heavy tax on all Tea/Coffee products entering Wynn from foreign countries.
3. Make the top 1% finally pay their fair share of potatoes.
4. Open up schools in all the major towns. Llevigar has been bleeding people dry for an education for too long!
5. Enforce a term limit on the rulers of large cities.
6. Give the law enforcement of Wynn access to better equipment.
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I endorse you with my future vote~

(Meric) · Nov 10, 2016

Name: Every House thread poster the III
Slogan: I DUZ BEST STUFFFFZZZ
What will you do if you win?: I MAKE EVERYONE LEVEL 100 AND ADD HOUSINGGGS!!!!! I ALSO GIVE ALL PLAYERS MYTHIC WEAPONS

Ezohn · Nov 10, 2016

(Meric) said: ↑

I ALSO GIVE ALL PLAYERS MYTHIC WEAPONS
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Level 100 won't be impressive if everyone has it. And mythic weapons are just not special anymore because everyone has one. I, on the other hand, will make wynn great again!

(Meric) · Nov 10, 2016

Ezohn said: ↑

Level 100 won't be impressive if everyone has it. And mythic weapons are just not special anymore because everyone has one. I, on the other hand, will make wynn great again!
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NONONONO YOU GOTZ IT ALL WRONG!! I ADD HOUSING! EVERYONE LUVVSSS HOUSING! And players have more fun with muthicz weapons! Pvpss will be more funn!!! And if everyonez is level 100 dey feel proudzzz

Zelefant · Nov 10, 2016

(Meric) said: ↑

NONONONO YOU GOTZ IT ALL WRONG!! I ADD HOUSING! EVERYONE LUVVSSS HOUSING! And players have more fun with muthicz weapons! Pvpss will be more funn!!! And if everyonez is level 100 dey feel proudzzz
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Inb4 guy is level 14

(Meric) · Nov 10, 2016

Oryx said: ↑

Inb4 guy is level 14
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NO YOU WRONNGGGG!!! I So experianced! I havez been playsing for 15 hours adn havea read 3 threadaz on forumzzzz and im suppperrr gud at game... I HAVE A RARE ITEM!!!! ITZ AMAZING HOW I HAVE A RARE in just 15 hourzzz

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Community Event [president Elected!] Unofficial Wynncraft Elections

Vote for the President! (read their apps before voting)

Captainganon

Yuno F Gasai

Pretzule

Snerp

Flubby

Jacquie Archer is bad change my mind HERO

AlexisPlay I'm that one guy who is a guy. VIP+

Sir Devastation Famous Adventurer HERO

DatDraggy Untouchable VIP+

Soviet Union Sieze the means of production HERO

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ThrowingChildren Well-Known Adventurer VIP

Salted Game Design & Wynncraft Founder Staff Member Admin GM CHAMPION

Soviet Union Sieze the means of production HERO

captainganon God of k | Derpalope VIP+

Aradia Megido Famous Adventurer HERO

Zelefant wizard fortress will return one day HERO

eeveelution Wynn Veteran/OG VIP+

Ezohn You are now manually breathing and maybe yawning.

kioph ahh yes heavy melee hmm yes

Misty Chimera VIP+

(Meric) No longer edgy

Ezohn You are now manually breathing and maybe yawning.

(Meric) No longer edgy

Zelefant wizard fortress will return one day HERO

(Meric) No longer edgy