How To Improve Your Minecraft And Pc

I have made this guide to help people improve their computer!

How to improve your computer (No downloads required)

Step 1:
Find the computer that you usually use (Which lags)

Step 2:
Go to your local potato store

Step 3:
Acquire potato

Step 4:
Plug potato into computer and wait until message appears

Step 5:
Get out of the room your computer is in, knocking down whatever is in your way and close the door behind you (if there is a door), as there will be a blinding light.

Step 6:
Your computer will be upgraded!

 

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worked here :)

 

potato power

 

that really made my day

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that really made my day

 

totally not fake

totally

 

I know right, it helped many people including me!

 

Or you could just get a graphics card











:)

 

What kind of potato did I have to buy ?

Is USB fine for plugging it ?

 

But those things are expensive, and the method I posted usually works better and is much cheaper

Any potato that is not rotten and has the weight of over 0.15 kg
You don't need a USB, the potato will do it for you

 

You can get em 4 free m8O

 

you mean a graphics card, new motherboard, new cpu, and new ram?

 

Or you could just use a potato

 

But that really good graphics card isn't compatible with the pc m8o

 

ye

 

Stik it in der m8O
Hard
Harder than hard
Harder than a rock
Harder than the guy who died from die hard

 

Thank you so much ! I will try this out tomorrow.
Last thing ; can I replace the potatoe for anything else like an apple ? 'cause I don't have potatoes. Apple will be good for me

 

You can, but I haven't tested them with any other food item, so they might be unstable.
Just don't make sure you use a cabbage, as those things will rek your computer
Personally, I find potatoes the best item to use.

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If you don't have any potatoes, you can buy them at Grolan's Potatoes in Troms

 

Ohh, it's gonna be a problem for me, I live in Québec at Canada. I don't know where this is and don't have the money for travelling, that's why I wanted to use your how-to method :c

 

Well, if you don't live in anywhere close to troms, I heard there's a shop called "Potato-mart" that sells potatoes
You may want to try that out