What Is The Stupidest Thing You've Heard In Wynncraft

Where do I even begin...

 

Me: What do you think a rare is worth?
Some kid: 10 emeralds
Me: What about a legendary with max id's?
Him: 40 emeralds
Me: How about a MYTHIC?
Him: Hmm idk maybe 20 emerald blocks is the MOST I'll pay

 

oml rofl

 

"selling a white gorse"
"I would be really greatfuk"

 

I was doing my warrior class, after I maxed out archer, and I go and some guy who's 5 lvl above, me when I finish kings recruit, says, What is this ugly ghast tear? "Tosses it in lava" I ask, what was that? Only a bobs tear. OMG U NOOB THATS LIKE WORTH MORE THAN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE IN YOUR INVENTORY!
OH my god... A mod was flying and some guy goes beneath the mod and says, why do you have fly hacks, and reports the mod... And he started flying, for some unusual reason he had hacks on, and he said, why can't I fly if the mod can hack? Then he gets banned...

 

Some ppl at spawn: "Help with death plz?" " yeah sure ill help u with ToA floor 7"
me at lvl 30: Can i help u guys with Tower of Ascension?

 

someone said to me once that theres in gavel a gay horse that gives 1 LE if u kill it. didnt search it tho

 

*afking in Selchar holding thin iron boots. I am level 66*
When I get back to my computer:
Some random level 5: are u there
Me: yeah
srl5: can I have those boots?
Me: Uh you can't wear these
srl5: yes i can
Me: uh ok
*sends trade offer*
srl5: oh cool
srl5: why can't i wear these?

at this point, I start to become a horrible human being. reader discretion is advised

Me: oh yeah you have to beat me in a duel
srl5: why?
Me: gives u prestige and then you can wear cool stuff
srl5: ok
*duel begins*
srl5: omg why cant i kill u hacker
Me: I am using cool health hacks
Some random level 10 that just walked in: what is happening
Me: Help him kill me so he can wear cool boots
srl10: ok
*the level 10 guy starts smacking me even though I haven't dueled him at this point i've lost 200 health*
srl5: pls turn off hacks
Me: oh i gtg
*bomb arrow instant kill srl5*
srl5: wat
Me: just sell them
*disconnect*

I realize now that we were all being dumb and I was also being a dick

 

OH MY GOSH I REMEMBER THIS THREAD

 

Idk why Bob's Tear is worth so much now, it's so easy to get. You literally have to a few Bob's/the wolves in the wolf tamer's cave before you get it.

 

Actually there is an insanely rare mob called eleven merchant, it is neutral and spawns in rodoroc, but the guards were chasing it around rodoroc and it fell in lava, never got my le. ;-;

 

I see them like, all the time (while I'm in Rodoroc). They can't be that rare.

also, this:

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oh yeah there was something else

random guy in detlas: selling a 5/5 brown horse for 20EB if you didnt know it normally costs 24EB

 

They are not very rare and ye sometimes they drop a bottle but I was never able to pick them up. I think it's a bug.

 

They aren't rare at all, I see them all the time when I'm near the bank area in Rodoroc and the supposed "LE" only drops if the mob is killed by a guard, but it cannot be picked up by a player. If the mob is killed by a player the bottle will not drop.

 

With the spawn rate right now that would be way too op anyway. And I think I heard some time ago that it is only a bug and not supposed to drop 'Le'

 

Guy no.1 : But my skin is better
Guy no.2: no mine is
Me: You still here?
Guy no.1: Hey nerd
Me: *spawns a chestnut*
Guy no.2: nice chestnut
Guy no.1: LOL
^^^^^
This is a clear sign when someone wasted their whole life on minecraft

 

yup

 

lol yea

 

A guy saying next to Detlas, "how do i fly with wurst"

 

So one day I was about to join a server in the lobby when some player yelled:

"B*tch N***er f*ggot"

I asked him if he was drunk and be replied with:


"Nah bruh I'm just fapping"

"Fapfapfapfapfapfap"

I kinda just laughed in game at that point, proceeding for this person to calling me a N***er for 3 minutes before saying he was going to "report my fine ass" for hacking.

I never got banned or warned for hacking, so I guess he was bluffing.

I told him I didn't have time for childish idiots like him so I never got to see what happened.