Selling Detour's Rare & Legendary Shop! Mid-high Levels!

Do you even understand, Detour? Stop this nonsense! See what this bumping has done to you? You've started muttering in the third person!!!

 

Do you sell Legendary Dagger for like lvl 40 ca 50?

 

*seductively bumps thread*

 

If I find Almuj Daggers, I'll let you know. But as of right now, no.

 

After Detour finished ??? with his buddies, he decided to bump his shop of ever-growing inventory and ever-decreasing bank space...

 

Detour pondered the meaning of life. He discovered how difficult that topic was, and decided to bump his thread instead.

 

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This is literally me and this thread right now.

 

While Detour wasn't banging his head against his world history textbook, he decided to bump his shop once again, blindly hoping that someone would take notice.

 

Detour has been bumping his thread so much, he has run out of witty comments to make. Perhaps he should sleep, and let more 3rd person narration come to him...

 

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As Detour sat in his english class, staring at the clock, he decided to bump his thread instead of taking notes.

 

Bump Bumpy the bump ^-^

 

After Detour wrote an essay on the Persian Empire, he went and checked his thread. Still no new offers, the same as it was the last time he checked it.

 

After seeing that no one wanted to buy his things, Detour decided to hurl himself off of a stairwell. Repeatedly. Multiple times. Then his browser restarted.

 

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After Detour changed his status, he thought he would look at his shop to cheer him up. It did not help.

 

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