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Roses Are Red Poems

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Zelefant, Sep 11, 2016.

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  1. Malkavian

    Malkavian Formerly known as SansWolf ^^ VIP+

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    Roses are re... YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW THIS POEM AND SCREW YOU! I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

    JK this is a joke. No hard feelings :)
     
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  2. ThePopeOfNope

    ThePopeOfNope Skilled Adventurer

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    hmmm...
    Roses are red
    Violets are purple
    I am violent
    I will give you a nurple
     
  3. Bailwolf

    Bailwolf Resident Skeleton

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    this got violent
     
  4. Malkavian

    Malkavian Formerly known as SansWolf ^^ VIP+

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    *sounds childish and points a finger towards @ThePopeOfNope*
    He started!
     
  5. ThePopeOfNope

    ThePopeOfNope Skilled Adventurer

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    technically oryx started it
    @Oryx What have you done
     
  6. Zelefant

    Zelefant wizard fortress will return one day HERO

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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    i didnt start any flame wars..
    What did you do..!?
     
  7. ThePopeOfNope

    ThePopeOfNope Skilled Adventurer

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    Roses are red
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    You made this thread
    Of with you
     
  8. devnull2112

    devnull2112 Orange Juice Drinker HERO

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    Roses are red
    The grass is green
    You're the biggest feggit I've ever seen
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
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  9. Sprite

    Sprite sprtie HERO

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Bailwolf

    Bailwolf Resident Skeleton

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    roses are read
    violets are blue
    da heck is that
    I have no clue
     
  11. Florfy5

    Florfy5 a person

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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    In Soviet Russia,
    Chickens eat you!
     
  12. IMGAMG

    IMGAMG Co-Owner of TheParadoxGroup

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    Roses are red
    Harambe's in Heaven
    George bush
    Did 9/11
     
  13. Ezohn

    Ezohn Well-Known Adventurer

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    Roses are red
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    I don't like rhyming
    Orange Zebras Stuck in a Pint this Month
     
  14. Luigi McDingle

    Luigi McDingle Giver of Cookies VIP

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    Here's one I found while playing Prop Hunt on GMod.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I'M A FUCKING CHAIR
     
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  15. Icicly

    Icicly bred

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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    And now f*ck you.
    ________________________________
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    I hate everyone,
    and F*CK YOU
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    LOL
     
  16. Bailwolf

    Bailwolf Resident Skeleton

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    Roses are red
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    why are we swearing
    I huggeled you
     
  17. Moss

    Moss shoutbox meme supplier

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    Roses are grey, violets are grey, i cant see color because im color because im color blind.
     
  18. Power :3

    Power :3 Drowned in projects VIP+

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    Roses are red
    Fuck religions
    life is a lie
    Don't tell the christians
     
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    Sprite sprtie HERO

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  20. Vriska Serket

    Vriska Serket Spidr Grill VIP

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    It's almost valentines
    ...
    BUT I DON'T FUCK WITH YOU!!
     
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