Guide How To Be Annoying In Wynncraft (accurate)

A while ago I left these forums, but no I'm back! Some of you may remember me as that derpy snake guy who made bad top 10 lists. Others may not have heard of me at all (which most people haven't). Anyway, here is a step by step guide on how to be a professional d-bag in wynncraft!
Step 1: Make a thread like this teaching the next generation of amateur trolls to be irritating to other players.

Step 2: BEG for stuff. Don't ask. Beg. force people to give you their hard-earned level 70 legendary scythe, or their new Cluster bow they spent hours grinding for. If begging doesn't work, say you're a staff member's alt. That will really get people scared.

Step 3: Deliberately hog the loot chests in popular grindign areas, then spam particle-heavy attacks to lag those who have particles up when they try to get near. Also kill all the mobs before anyone can get to them and use the shared XP feature.

Step 4: Join a party who are doing something like the ToA or Hive. When your party is fighting something like the Solar Vanguard in the hive, or the Chained Beast in the ToA, do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Avoid dying obviously but put in no effort. Not even healing your friends if you are a mage.

Step 5: Flaunt your gear in the new players' faces. Pretend to try and trade, then decline when all they offer you is their newly awuired leather armour and rant about hot much you hate newbies even though you were the one irritating them. Try to force as many newcomers off the server as possible. Make threats of DDOS even though you don't know how that works.

Step 6: Brag about your high level or donator rank if you can, and treat unranked or lower levels as inferior. Suck up to staff and treat them like deities. Don't just say "Hi" to salted or grian. WORSHIP them.

Step 7: Go to the pigmen ravines and lure massive amounts of enemies into ragni. The gods of douchebaggery themselves will notice you for this act of extreme trolling. Even better, get enemies from Troms and lead them through the passage to ragni or some other place were the new guys hang out, then watch as they helplessly try to defend themselves.

Step 8: Get banned by the staff for being a d-bag and breaking the rules ,then moan about it on the forums and spread hate.

VERY IMPORTANT NOTE
Don't take this damn thread seriously! It's a joke, not something to actually go and do! I know it's illegal. Read step 8. You get banned for doing this crap. It's made to highlight how irritating some people on wynncraft are, not a serious guide.

 

This isn't a top 10, that is annoying.

 

I know, I just did something else. I made a reference to what I used to (And still) do. I know tis isn't a top 10, and yes I know it's a crap thread as well, but that's just what I do.

 

no mention of how like 2 of these are against the rules

best mod

 

Says that to community manager

Nicest player

 

says that to the least nice player


you really are good at making unrelated jokes

 

I mean some of this is illegal (like PMIs)
but I guess....

 

Impersonating isnt allowed

Player-Made Invasions are not allowed

 

The point is it's a joke. I know it's illegal on the server. Step 8 is the consequence of deliberate trolling like I mentioned in this guide.

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I know. That's why step 8 is there. Someone notices you're impersonating/making PMIs and bans the trolls. That's the reason step 8 exists. It's meant to outline how irritating trolls in wynncraft are, not an actual serious thread. I tried to make it obvious it was just a joke

 

What about telling your guild there is dxp on your server when there is 5 minutes left even though you already had 15 minutes?

 

OH MY GOD YES
I forgot that one. As well as the guy who uses the shout command to say that when there is barely any time left. Or the one who says that on a full server.

 

Yeah, I accidentally forgot to tell my guild once... IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, OK?

 

if you have to verify to yourself it's accurate



it's probably not accurate

 

I'm pretty sure 99.99% of the community already does that

 

TL;DR: Be like me

 

Everyone build a shrine to Grian-senpai
I'm kidding, I don't call him senpai. But someone build him a shrine