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Announcing 1.15: The Corkus Update!

Discussion in 'Wynncraft' started by Tantibus, Apr 1, 2016.

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  1. Florfy5

    Florfy5 a person

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    To solve this argument:
     
    Florfy5, Aug 22, 2016
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  2. Rimuwu

    Rimuwu Nyah HERO

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    Its all a lie, Tantibus lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    He is god of DERN, why not of Corkus??????
    ITS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (I like Pikachu!)
     
    Rimuwu, Aug 23, 2016
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  3. Viztep

    Viztep The sheep-whisperer. Buy my stuff HERO

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    Okay, I've had a little bit of time playing along and having fun with this funny joke, and probably over half of the people who say they believe probably are just playing along too, but to everyone who actually, truly does think Corkus is real, Um... it's not. It's an April fools day joke, and I like it, it's funny. Here are the reasons:

    Believer: It's been confirmed by grain and many other mods and admins though!
    Non-believer: They have a sense of humor, they like to goof around, also this was posted on April fool's day so...
    Believer: Well what makes you think Corkus isn't reasonable? The changes are completely great!!
    Non-believer: You obviously didn't read the list of changes...
    Believer: There is a PICTURE, a picture of Corkus on the thread! Photographic evidence!!!
    Non-believer: If you read more closely, you'll notice that it says that the whole map was bulldozed and replaced with a modern city, So obviously, that's not Corkus. It might be Dern/Fruma or something, or just a build they made just for this, but obviously didn't think it through too much, because it isn't modern.
    Believer: But, um, ummm... hm.
    Non-believer: One last thing to say; go look at the list of changes, and read it really carefully. Ex: you can't touch the ground or you die (The ground is poisonous), the whole map is being replaced, Bob (second-hardest boss) now does 3x the damage he used to, you can now ride mechs.....
    Believer: I-I... Oh my... all this time, i-it's just been a joke!.. Oh my......
     
    Viztep, Aug 23, 2016
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  4. Yuno F Gasai

    Yuno F Gasai Forum God, FW

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    Can I have a tldr?
     
    Yuno F Gasai, Aug 23, 2016
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  5. Tantibus

    Tantibus Chairman of the Wynnviet Union, God of Dern CT Manager HERO GM CMD

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    You spread lies, and blasphemy! You shall be banished from Corkus when it is released!
     
    Tantibus, Aug 23, 2016
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  6. Viztep

    Viztep The sheep-whisperer. Buy my stuff HERO

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    Okay then

    EDIT: But wait, if I can't see/go to Corkus when it comes out, then I'll NEVER believe in it! You'll just be stuck with a filthy non-believer like me forever...
     
    Viztep, Aug 23, 2016
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  7. Tantibus

    Tantibus Chairman of the Wynnviet Union, God of Dern CT Manager HERO GM CMD

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    Those who do not believe do not deserve to see Corkus.
     
    Tantibus, Aug 23, 2016
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  8. hmtn

    hmtn Archivist of the Realm VIP+

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    Nonbelievers say Corkus is taking too long.
    Gavel took 2 years and it was awesome
    Corkus will be here soon (tm) and it will be GODLIKE.
    Have patience, Corkus is coming.
     
    hmtn, Aug 23, 2016
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  9. Viztep

    Viztep The sheep-whisperer. Buy my stuff HERO

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    What if a non believer hates corkus and hopes he never goes there. What's their punishment then?
     
    Viztep, Aug 23, 2016
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  10. TempleOfLegends

    TempleOfLegends Emma CHAMPION

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    TempleOfLegends, Aug 23, 2016
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  11. Viztep

    Viztep The sheep-whisperer. Buy my stuff HERO

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    . . .
     
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  12. Florfy5

    Florfy5 a person

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    As with all non-believers

    Non-Believer: *Reason why Corkus is fake*
    Believer: *Reason why Corkus is real*

    Repeat.
     
    Florfy5, Aug 23, 2016
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  13. e!

    e! ⁣e HERO

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  14. Lord Pug

    Lord Pug Skilled Adventurer HERO

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    The wiki is written by non-believers...
     
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  15. Buttless

    Buttless I like to swallow vomit.

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    ha, this is proof. this is a shitpost. mods can do whatever they want. @Pretzule
     
    Buttless, Aug 23, 2016
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  16. Pretzule

    Pretzule eats pretzels HERO

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    It's just a prank calm down.
    Look the camera's over there!
     
    Pretzule, Aug 23, 2016
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  17. Buttless

    Buttless I like to swallow vomit.

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    so mods can post pranks and other's can't? you're proving Grian wrong
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    nothing to say?
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    Buttless, Aug 23, 2016
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  18. Pretzule

    Pretzule eats pretzels HERO

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    If you really want to report Tantibus for posting this on April 1st, then make a formal report instead of trying to do a public one. I'm not going to respond to you anymore here.
     
    Pretzule, Aug 23, 2016
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  19. Tantibus

    Tantibus Chairman of the Wynnviet Union, God of Dern CT Manager HERO GM CMD

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    What prank? Is someone trying to pull a prank on my glorious thread? Who is this fiend? They should be taking the reveal of Corkus seriously!
     
    Tantibus, Aug 23, 2016
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  20. Buttless

    Buttless I like to swallow vomit.

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    yes, like tantibus will get banned. toxic, very very toxic. @Grian @Pretzule
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    Buttless, Aug 23, 2016
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