Storytime With Troll.

So, a couple of days ago an old friend of mine wanted to get some turkish pizza, and invited me to come along.
Me, having no idea what turkish pizza is, only came because he was paying. (Greedy dutchman at it's finest.)
Appereantly, it's some sort of wrap with kebab, pretty good.

So we were sitting there, in this restaurant, it was called mama mia for some reason, and the people working there were spanish, like, what the hell? (I'm not even making this up.)
Then somebody turned on the tv there, so we were watching tv in a restaurant at 4 o'clock in the afternoon, (perfectly normal if you ask me.) when suddently this really childish wipeout clone was broadcasted, which was originally english, but voiced over in dutch in a shitty manner, so it was really fucking cringy, and the things that were said, just, what.
So supposendly it was some sort of castle, and there were kids who had to go over a wipeout like parkour thing while being shot at with watercannons by people dressed in crazy ass costumes.

I know, really weird.
But that's not even the worst part, before each candidate went over the parkour, they said something really poorly voiced over and cringy.
Of the 2 that I saw, they seriously said:
Lemonade gives me power!
And:
Purple elefants exist!

Yes. That's what this all boiled down to.
Lemonade gives me power.
The "turkish pizza' was delicous though.

So, if you were wondering what the hell my title means, now you know.
And if you want to use "Purple elephants exist!" as your title, feel free to do so.

 

My lemonade poisons you-

 

Can I have some for a... uh... Friend?

 

This comment is to long to read and well Lemonade

 

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