Buying Buying 2 Of Bob's Tears & 2 Sets Of Depressing Weapons

Hello, me and my friend are trying to do the "Bob's Lost Soul" Quest. Sadly though, we've had no luck in getting Bob's Tear and the Depressing Items. We have very high loot bonuses, and we already know that no loot bonus increases the chance of getting Depressing Items. We gave up in trying to get it, so now we're resorting to buying them. So, could anyone sell us 2 of Bob's Tears and 2 sets of Depressing Weapons? We have a total of
2 and a half stacks of emerald blocks.

 

I can sell you 2 depressing shears for 31 eb.