The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Granted.
You remove Physics but get 9001 Maths papers.

I wish I could have ten Physics papers.

 

granted you have ten physics papers but then you accidentally spill unwashable ink all over it

i wish to not be cancer anymore

 

Granted but instead you're Ebola.

I wish I was a crazy rabid squirrel in a squirrel gang in New York.

 

Granted. But the New Yorkers dont like Squirrels, the Poisen unfortunatly kills you.

I wish that people would understand that religion is shit.

 

Granted, but without God (or some other major deity) telling people what they can and can't do, the world falls into anarchy. (It is **** tho you're right)

I wish I was the most creative person in the world.

 

Granted, but you lack the drive to ever get anything done.

I wish for chocolate.

 

Granted, but it's chocolate covered ants.

I wish for the next person to get a wish without a catch

 

Granted, but they don't use the wish.

I wish to be able to give wishes.

 

Granted. I wish for your eternal wishes for me and me only.

 

Granted? It's really up to him.

I wish to be the very best, like no one ever was; my quest to catch them, training them my goal.

 

Granted, you're banned from all pokemarts, so you can't buy any pokeballs.

I wish I was the dictator of an oil rich country in South America

 

Granted, but everyone hates you since you are a bad dictator and the land is underdeveloped and therefore cannot extract the oil.

I wish my name was Lenny and that i had a face( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Granted, but since I hate your face, I you beheaded, then I have my dragons eat your headless body.

I wish I ruled the world.

 

Granted, you're soon assassinated as a lot of people don't like your sudden, unwarned rule.

I wish Donald Trump was shot into the sun (for science).

 

Granted, but Donald Trump will haunt you forever.

I wish my pens will never disappear into oblivion again.

 

Granted, but his hair flies off his head before impact, and after 50 long years, it enters earth's orbit, at a trajectory where it hits you, with so much force that you are knocked all the way to the basement of Trump Tower

 

Granted, but they stop working.

I wish for my own personal minions (not the yellow kind).

 

Granted, but then they get a disese, where they become short, and yellow, and they suddenly lost the ability to speak english, and they wear overralls and goggles.

i wish to be the first trainer to complete sun and moon

 

Granted, but they cancel each other out. Sorry, I don't speak Pokemon.

I wish for packing peanuts. They provide excellent protein.

 

Granted, but all 10 mentioned provinces are significantly underdeveloped, consisting of no new items, mobs, quests, or anything of the sort.

I wish I were capable of conscious bilocation/multilocation.