Lore/Story [ Real Story] The Wynncon Terrorist Investigation

Hello Wynncraftians...

This is Agent Pillow, with my recent file over the investigation of the Wynncon Terrorist Attack. Recently, a local private-owned estate was blown up by a terrorist. The following is the search...

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First Suspect: @Killerfish



Suspect of: vandalism, destruction of property, trespassing

Evidence: None

Alibi: "I haven't been on Minecraft in like 15 days so stop accusing people."

Verdict: Innocent

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Second Suspect: @Kimjdav



Suspect of: possession of drugs, vandalism, destruction of property, trespassing

Evidence: Cocaine found on suspect

Alibi: "I was asleep I didn't do it." "SOMEONE PLANTED THEM ON MEEE".

Verdict: Innocent

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Third Suspect: @DJKreeper



Suspect of: vandalism, destruction of property, trespassing

Evidence: Suspect is a creeper, lava found in inventory.

Alibi: "Last time I was on (2 days ago) I was building the parkour"

Verdict: Innocent

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Fourth Suspect: @yosteric5



Suspect of: vandalism, destruction of property, trespassing

Evidence: Suspect blew up interrogation room and murdered @Kimjdav http://imgur.com/fgrsxR8

Alibi: "ALLAHU ACKBAR"

Verdict: Guilty

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We found the perp, but cannot guarantee safety at Wynncon anymore. Some players
will be brought aside to be interrogated.

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k

 

Yeah, sorry guys, we have to shut down wynncon due to terrorist attacks. The next Wynncon will be held in July 2534! See you there!

 

You mean soon(tm)?

 

Psh, filthy casuals. I was blowing up the interrogation room and screaming god is great in another language before it was cool.

 

I was doing it in english.
Who needs another language.
This language made so many greasy foods.

 

Well, we don't know if yos had an accomplice... you still need to be interrogated.

 

THE HORROR

 

Alright, but as long as you don't search the package I have stored near the interrogation room called 'Allhu Ahkbar: The Plan to Frame Yos', I don't think you're going to find anything on me.

 

>Add flan's mod
>Shoot yos
>Remove flan's mod
>Profit

 

europe 2016 simulator

 

@Villageacules stop necroing and generally fucking things up
K sry fam ily

 

oldjoke
olderjoke

 

1. your in it
2. necro