The Imagination Box

Spoiler: This isn't related to the forum game...

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XD what's with people making clones of me. The only thing that would be worse is an army of Steves screaming "mine"

 

I use the cheese wheel to ram a door.
The next room is an army of Steves screaming "mine."

 

I fold the many steves into a ladder, and use them to reach a trap door in the ceiling that leads to the next room. It's completely empty, but the steves from the previous room come into the room with you.

 

I take the Steves and smash their heads into the wall screaming bloody murder. When all the Steves are dead, I imagine the blood now coating the room is just redstone. I take the redstone and some Steve bones and make a redstone torch out of it. I then use the torches and blood to build an altar to Herobrine. I imagine Herobrine coming and blessing me with mounds of tnt. I then use one of the torches to light the tnt and blow up the room in it's entirety.

When someone opens their eyes, they see that the tnt has launched them into a room with pink and fluffy walls. A unicorn, a spongebob plush, a Lego set, a bloody machete, and a miniature pirate ship lie on the floor. In the corner, a 50 year old is reading a newspaper upside down. A bib is tied around his neck reading "I'm a T-Rex rawr."

 

I take the machete and kill everything living in the room. This increases my bloodlust, allowing me to become the most feared pirate ever. I then make a teleporter out of lego, and since the pirate ship should be mine as I use it, I turn it into a teleporting pirate ship.
You wake up to see a clone of yourself standing over you. The room is completely blank, except for two doors, one on each side of the room. The two doors lead to each other.

 

I imagine the doors lead to the next room. Rip. BY WHICH I MEAN SMASH THE CLONE INTO OBLIVION AND COAT THE DOORS IN BLOOD. IMAGINE THE DOORS ARE RED PORTALS TO THE NEXT ROOM. RAAAAAH

You arrive in a massive room that looks like the interior of a cathedral. A group of men are burning a pile of marshmallows, and chanting ominously.

 

I disregard the men and imagine I'm holding a giant genocide-ray.

I end up with a tiny laser which I use to shoot a hole into one of the men. The hole in the man leads into the next room.

The next room is formed of the next room which is formed of the next room which is formed of the next room which is formed of the next room which is formed of the next room which is formed of the next room which is formed of the next room which is formed of the next room which contains a large, locked wooden door and a dog tied to a pole. He looks hungry, and a key hangs around his neck. A note reads "Feed me to get the key." is in front of him.

 

Imagine the dog is a sausage. Watch as the dog eats itself. Take key. Unlock door. Hold the door. Hold do door. Hodor. Once the door is thoroughly held, I enter the next room.

The next room is a book store seemingly containing every book in the world. Nuff said.

 

You pull out Twilight and start reading it aloud. the box lets you out so you'll stop reading.

The next room is a 5 inch wide wooden plank stretching to the other side of the room over an infinite void.

 

You eat the wooden plank and proceed to cry.
The walls have mercy on your soul, and let you through.
The room contains a stereotypical black person.

 

You then feel the horror in your stomach from the previous wooden plank you ate.
Yo start pooping out wooden shards onto the stereotypical black guy and defeat him.
The walls open up around you. You have the sun beaming on you and blinds you. You feel yourself falling and then in a matter of hours you wake up.
There is a nyan cat slowly appearing above your head, and once its fully appeared it shoots through the wall at an incredible speed. This time it doesnt make a hole. You have cat guts all over you @TheDoctem

 

You use the cat guts to make a hammer and smash down the wall.

In the next room, there is a gladiator arena. There are 1000 angry lions that want to kill you, there are two levers that remove a forcefield around a locked lead door. The walls are made of Lead. The arena is also slowly crumbling, and is suspended over a lava pit.