Nerf Fucking Cactus

What Can We Learn From Cactus?
Ariocarpus seedlings are often grafted on Pereskiopsis in order to considerably increase their growth rate, more mature plants may be regrafted onto Echinopsis, Eriocereus or Opuntia compressa for better hardiness, though such plants often bear little resemblance to ungrafted specimens.

The 1,500 to 1,800 species of cacti mostly fall into one of two groups of "core cacti": opuntias (subfamily Opuntioideae) and "cactoids" (subfamily Cactoideae).

The genera Eriocereus (A.Berger) Riccob. and Roseocereus Backeb. have been brought into synonymy with this genus.

Opuntioideae is a subfamily of the cactus family, Cactaceae.

Although he collected and described many new species and defined a number of new genera, much of his work was based on faulty assumptions about the evolution of cacti and was too focused on geographic distribution; many of his genera have since been reorganized or abandoned. The botanist David Hunt is quoted as saying that he "left a trail of nomenclatural chaos that will probably vex cactus taxonomists for centuries." Nevertheless, his observations regarding the subtle variations among cacti have proven useful for hobbyists, who continue to use many cactus names proposed or upheld in his works.

Carolus Linnaeus used the word familia in his Philosophia botanica (1751) to denote major groups of plants: trees, herbs, ferns, palms, and so on.

David Richard Hunt (born 1938) is an English botanist and taxonomist.

Currently, few extensive phylogenetic studies of the Arecaceae exist. In 1997, Baker et al. explored subfamily and tribe relationships using chloroplast DNA from 60 genera from all subfamilies and tribes.

With the advent of such fields of study as phylogenetics, cladistics, and systematics, the Linnaean system has progressed to a system of modern biological classification based on the evolutionary relationships between organisms, both living and extinct.

The cladogram to the right represents the current universally accepted hypothesis that all primates, including strepsirrhines like the lemurs and lorises, had a common ancestor all of whose descendants were primates, and so form a clade; the name Primates is therefore recognized for this clade.

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The development of forensic science, and the ability to now obtain genetic matching on minute samples of blood, skin, saliva or hair has led to a re-examination of a number of cases. Forensic scientists can analyze types of DNA: nuclear DNA or mitochondrial DNA; nuclear DNA can individualize evidence, while mitochondrial DNA, or mtDNA, can only classify the maternal inheritance of the sample taken in for analysis. Evidence can now be uncovered that was not scientifically possible at the time of the original examination. Combined with the removal of the double jeopardy law in some places, this can allow cases to be reopened where previous trials have failed to produce sufficient evidence to convince a jury.

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1 lick = 1 duel without cactus

 

But Capa... Idk

 

asking for likes is against the rules

 

try harder

this guy

 

ok fixing ya little pleb

 

cacti are wonderful creatures filled with joy and love
why nerf them

 

Why is there a Cactus running around fucking people? @Capa do you have anything to do with this sentient Cactus????

 

> Not in General Suggestions
> Asking for likes sorry, licks
> Doesn't even follow How to Shitpost 101
> Talking about bloody cacti again

What a great post this isn't

 

i approve, give this man an award

 

ARE YOU CALLING THIS A SHITPOST
FINE I ADDED SOME REAL CONTENT SO IT ISNT

 

There were 2 choices after mage nerf and rampant archers.

1. Nerf archer

Or

2. Make everyone a prick


Sucks to be archer cause EVERYONES A BIG PRICK

 

We actually need to nerf assassin.

Kappa

 

no u

dank original content by me

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agree remove all spells except for vanish because vanish is so op it balances it out

 

Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V ain't real content

 

Well, we don't know that...

He coulda dragged his cursor across the text, right clicked and hit "copy". Then came back here to right click and press "paste".

jkjk, what kinda scrub does that?

 

Sources of this thread:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariocarpus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cactus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrisia_(plant)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opuntioideae
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curt_Backeberg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_(biology)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hunt_(botanist)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arecaceae
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxonomy_(biology)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cladistics

 

Is this a PSA to watch out for perverted cacti with nerf guns?

 

seriously, I've seen a ton of "Nerf cactus" threads already. @Kaelan, add "Nerf cactus to your forum guide as something not to currently talk about.

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ohfuck.jpg

 

I literally used an online essay generator lmao

I'm on a phone so I had to drag and press 'copy'. Checkmate!

 

Noo ^-^