SPOILER Leaked Update Quests

Im gonna take one for the team, just try to spread my message after my being banned

I did some hacking and got the quests unlocked on my character, I can also confirm that level 101 will be added officially with this update of quests

the first quest is called "Ice cavern isn't even that good you twat"

In this quest you go to ice caverns and have to grind from level 100 to 101 (you cant start the quest if you are already 101) and realize how bad ice caverns is and lose your mind to the short month and a half of grinding, you finish the quest by turning in every single mythic in game to the quest guy for 10000000000000000 xp (which you cant even take because you hit max level, will be nerfed when level 150 is added)

the second quest is called "nohno's bizarre adventure"

in this quest you travel to ancient Almuj in search for the man who poisoned yahya, the only way to cure yahya is to kill the man, whos name is Diu. nohnos stand is crippling depression and when you complete the quest you will recieve it

the third quest is called "run back and forth from ragni to eltom with scrolls disabled"

in this quest the king of ragni has made a pal who is a hobo in eltom, but his deluxe letters expire if you use a scroll and become unreadable, so you act as a mailman who delivers the letters for him, this quest is 20 parts long and gives 50 xp

WONDERFUL NEWS, I have discovered another quest from a ton of code digging, this one is sure to be a fun quest

the fourth quest is called "General's Orders Part 2"

in this quest the general was VERY please with your tightrope walking and wants to see you do it again, this time you go on tour and tightrope walk with speed 100 (to make the quest faster of course) and over the void of sky islands, reward is that you have beaten the game and you get force reset to level 1 so you can experience it again, dont worry, it clears out your bank to make the whole experience far more enjoyable

The fifth quest is called "??? (the remake)

Ok guys i know this one will definatly get me banned so please, spread it to others so we will all know how to do it. in this quest you have to grind 10 stacks of bobs tears, because bob is crying that they would even think to remake ???, once you get all those tears, Mr. ??? himself grants you the power to collect Bobs ultimate tear (0.0000007% chance of dropping and it only drops in a certain area of gavel, but i dont want to spoil EVERYTHING) once you have found it you turn it in to Mr ??? and he tells you that if you speak of this to anyone, he will ban you and your entire family and make sure to hide the bodies REAL well. Your reward for this quest is satisfaction and also extreme agony

thats all ive found so far but use this info wisely, ill update if i find more

 

How legit. I am excited

 

good 2 know

 

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I don't even know.

 

So much satire, but the feels are real.

 

Best quests 2k16

 

REALLY excited for that last quest.

 

"You though it was Yahya, BUT IT WAS ME! DIU!"

 

Inb4 salted ban 4 leek. Den yahya destroy with shroom

 

Dont forget that the airship isnt allowed either, as the letter cannot withstand the pressure distance at high altitudes

 

what a good way to kill time!

 

Ive dug up some more quests luckily I havent been banned yet so ill keep delivering till I get figured out

 

Ill just say this and leave- this post disgusts me, i will not follow this or reply further. If you think its so easy, go do it yourself and release the real content. Go balance the game, code the quests, and find time to balance real life. Then come back and post this because THEN you might have the right to.
If this starts a war im truly sorry and im ready for the hate im just fed up with these posts

 

dont worry I have plenty to do myself, this is just poking fun, what matters is how it comes out, not how long it takes

 

holy shit

nice fam

 

dat leak.. #AhmsordPapers

 

new info! check it out!

 

i rate this shitpost 7.8/10

 

Looks like we have to shut down the Content Team...someone is selling leaked update info to the black market!

 

Well level 101 does exist now, maybe he did hack? c:
*SARCASM*