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Announcing 1.15: The Corkus Update!

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TheFireFox said: ↑

> There’s a knock on your door.

> So, as a polite gentleman, you open the door.

> It’s a door to door salesman.

“Hello good sir!” He smiles patiently. “I would like to inform you of a revolutionary invention, known as, the ‘joke’. You sir- my fine fellow- the joke is a figure of speech used for comedic effect, meant to make the audience feel the fuzzy feelings known as joy (or a variety of other feelings). In turn, this comes with my new (patent pending) totally-not-made-up holiday, known as, the Fools of April, (name might change around a bit in time). On this day, jokes are exchanged in a mannerism of such that others feel as they have been “fooled” (hence the name). Jokes come in a variety of sizes, each with their own charms. I hope you will consider buying one of my new Jokes™!”

> You close the door.

>the salesman goes full NPC Grian on you
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TheFireFox said: ↑

> There’s a knock on your door.

> So, as a polite gentleman, you open the door.

> It’s a door to door salesman.

“Hello good sir!” He smiles patiently. “I would like to inform you of a revolutionary invention, known as, the ‘joke’. You sir- my fine fellow- the joke is a figure of speech used for comedic effect, meant to make the audience feel the fuzzy feelings known as joy (or a variety of other feelings). In turn, this comes with my new (patent pending) totally-not-made-up holiday, known as, the Fools of April, (name might change around a bit in time). On this day, jokes are exchanged in a mannerism of such that others feel as they have been “fooled” (hence the name). Jokes come in a variety of sizes, each with their own charms. I hope you will consider buying one of my new Jokes™!”

> You close the door.
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Best reply I've seen to Mrs. Negative Nancy yet.

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Drew1011 said: ↑

I don't like to annoy them, I just like to point out that if you don't like guilds, you don't have to participate in them, and you shouldn't ruin the fun for people who actually enjoy them.

I wasn't serious :P

It's called an April Fool's joke man. It's not serious.

A·pril Fool
noun
plural noun: April Fools

a person who is the victim of a trick or hoax on April 1.
"Lucy was waiting right outside. “April Fool!” she said"

a trick or hoax on April 1.
"an April Fool joke"

Another definition could also be: Plasma Dragonite

Guilds are the main reason I keep playing Wynn, but I still wasn't serious when I said that was the only thing that would bother me :p
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I don't actually see why people hate guilds so much ;_;
I may not love them, but I don't dislike them.
DirtyDoge, Apr 2, 2016

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OMG MY DREAM CAME TRUE!
I'd actually love if this was real but I know its fake :)
nice try guys. now I feel bad :(.
It'd be a pretty cool thing to add too tho xD!!! I cant believe it has so much attention and my alert thinyy is spammed xD even grian commented!
I never thought that my idea (corkus) will actually be seen by mods xD! april fools!

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Dirty Dan said: ↑

Pls don't be April fools.
As president of Corkus, I will declare war on the staff if this is an April fools joke.

That general suggestion addition by Grian better not be an elaborate April fools joke.

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Though I bet they will add Corkus as a city or something.
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I am the king of corkus XD Its MY IDEA!!!! OMG!!

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MrCoffeeTime said: ↑

OMG MY DREAM CAME TRUE!
I'd actually love if this was real but I know its fake :)
nice try guys. now I feel bad :(.
It'd be a pretty cool thing to add too tho xD!!! I cant believe it has so much attention and my alert thinyy is spammed xD even grian commented!
I never thought that my idea (corkus) will actually be seen by mods xD! april fools!

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I am the king of corkus XD Its MY IDEA!!!! OMG!!
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I thought I told you! You're the FOUNDER!
I AM THE PRESIDENT!
Just ask @Temmie and Bob.

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I thought I told you! You're the FOUNDER!
I AM THE PRESIDENT!
Just ask @Temmie and Bob.
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NO ITS JUST ME XD

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NO ITS JUST ME XD
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HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?
I AM PRESIDENT, YOU ARE FOUNDER!
@Dragonlock said so >:I

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What if, I told you there was a secret place? A far-off land beyond your wildest dreams. A place where anything you've ever dreamed could become reality. What if I told you... this place is coming to Wynncraft? Introducing...

The Province of Corkus!

That's right, everyone. The Corkus Province is coming to Wynncraft! Due to popular demand by the playerbase, we have decided to add Corkus to the game, and will be released very soon! Now, this update won't just be containing Corkus, of course. Here's the full changelog.

Changelog:

New province of Corkus! Featuring two new cities: Relos and Corkus City, and a new biome called the Corkus Outsides.

New dungeon! The Corkus Dungeon!

A new island called the Legendary Island!

Featuring a ton of new quests, such as a quest where you have to run back and forth across the whole Canyon of the Lost!

Due to popular demand, the Elytra will be added to the game! To ensure players use it, the floor of the game will now be poisonous.

Zombie class! Now you can join the side of the undead on your wynncraft adventure!

All pets are now Squiggles the Squid.

Due to massive complaints, the quest “???” has now been removed, and the rewards have been deleted.

You now can ride mechs.

Witherists are the standing rulers of the province.

Due to massive complaints about them being useless and broken, guilds have been removed.

Corkus will be level 80-100.

Everyone gets their own personal airship to insta-travel everywhere!

Due to Bob being underpowered we are buffing his damage to 3x what is was.

Swearing is now bannable.

This update will be compatible with the new Minecraft version 1.RV.

Nerfed assassin and buffed mage, we found through extensive research mages to be very underpowered. Whilst assassins to be way too OP.

You can now kill Grian in game whenever you like.

Corkus is a Human province, but no one takes them seriously and is not formally recognised.

It has been decided that the medieval theme is too boring for Wynncraft, and the game is being converted to a modern theme, set inside a city destroyed by the zombie apocalypse.

Well, that's all for now. I hope you all look forward to the Province of Corkus!
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Hey Tantibus since you messed with my feelings </3 can I atleast get permission to add a custom extra "quest" about corkus? who knows, ,maybe people will actually like it! I got some ideas too!

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Me : Let me check wynncraft real quick before I join!
Me : *see's the post* ........... OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Me: OMG OMG OMG OMG MY DREAM!!!!
Me : *5 minutes later* wait a minute.... ITS APRIL FOOLS!!! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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MrCoffeeTime said: ↑

NO ITS JUST ME XD
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You maybe president of you shenanigans but IM the KING/RULER/PRESIDENT'/OWNER of Corkus!!!!! END OF STORY

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You maybe president of you shenanigans but IM the KING/RULER/PRESIDENT'/OWNER of Corkus!!!!! END OF STORY
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Founder*

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why am i involved with this again

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this is a perfect example of why I hate april fools

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this is a perfect example of why I hate april fools
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I mean hey it's only one day.

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Why. Why no wrestler class why is it zombie class i cri

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You just can't see it

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Why. Why no wrestler class why is it zombie class i cri
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Yuno, is this gif your life story?

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Yuno, is this gif your life story?

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yeaaaaa dduuuuddeeee

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Ermh... im quite sure this is april fools, but I would like to see this.

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