Another Piece Bites The Dust! (ode To The Zero-stats Bug)

So, okay. After losing another piece of armor to the Zero-stats bug, (yes, I messed up and didn't leave enough inventory spaces open when I logged off), instead of getting all angry about it, I started just letting my mind wander. Well, here are the lyrics that I came up with, and it's not a full rewrite, because so much of the original lyrics work so well, after the phrase "Another piece bites the dust" popped into my head. The original song is Queen: Another One Bites The Dust. If you play the youtube vid in another window and follow the lyrics, it works pretty well. Anyway, it's just something I did to relieve the stress of the Zero-stats bug and I hope it's OK.


The players log warily on the game
With their fingers ready to fly
Ain't no sound but the sound of the game
Mouse clicks ready to go
Are you ready? Hey are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the code the glitches rip
To the sound of the scream, No!

Another piece bites the dust
Another piece bites the dust
And another one's gone, and another one's gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, it's gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust!

I'll be glad and I'll get along
Without you, when you're gone
You took me for everything that I had
And cleaned out my inventory
Are you happy, are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the code the glitches rip
To the sound of the scream, Not Again!

Another piece bites the dust
Another piece bites the dust
And another one's gone, and another one's gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, it's gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust!

Hey!

Oh, take it!

Bites the dust!

Bites the dust, yea!

Hey!

Another piece bites the dust, oh!
Another piece bites the dust, hey hey!
Another piece bites the dust, hey yea yea yea yea yea yea-a!
Oh, show down!

There are plenty of ways you can hurt a player
And bring 'em to the ground
You can beat 'em
You can cheat 'em
You can treat 'em bad and leave 'em
When their down, ayhay,
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for it
My inventory's clean!
Out of the code the glitches rip
Repeating the sound of the scream, so yea!

Another piece bites the dust
Another piece bites the dust
And another one's gone, and another one's gone
Another piece bites the dust
Hey, It's gonna get you too
Another piece bites the dust!

Code fix!

Hey, yeaa!

Alllllllllright!

 

omg why is this so amazing and relatable

 

You see what I mean? I barely changed the lyrics, and it fits so darn well.

 

Dang, that's unlucky. Twice?

 

Is it bad that I sang this?

 

Four Third Eyes makes me want to cry or scream, I'm not certain which. I've actually lost a 1/4, 2/4, 3/4 and 4/4, but not in order. I don't know why, but I heard "Bingo!" in my head when I lost the last one. And, I've had them fall off, but recovered, several times, too.

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No, it just means that either I got lucky and picked the right song, that you've lost a "few" pieces, too, or both.