Amazing! Art Remastering! (aka What Have I Done?)

Hello! I'm going to be doing something!

Do you have pictures that you look at and think, "Hmm... This is kind of boring, actually... I just wish there was SOMEONE out there who could make it great! Maybe Satan? No, summoning him is too much work. Where would I find a virgin out here, anyway? Oh, wait, there's an Applebee's down the street... But then there's the problem of getting the virgin to my house... Oh, yeah, I forgot I lost my sacrificial dagger last week. Fuckin' Paul... Stealin' daggers... We get it, you wanna live in medieval times! I do, too, but I don't go around stealing shit... What was I doing? Oh, yeah! Isn't there anyone out there who can make my boring art great?"

Congratulations, your prayers have been answered! Simply post a picture here, and I'll have it become AMAZING in no time! Don't believe me? Check out this example!

Spoiler: Before

Poor, poor sap. This picture is so BORING!

Spoiler: After

Now THAT'S a picture!

Are you ready to be amazed by my remastering skills? I don't think you are!

Is it free, you ask? Of course it is! However, if you want some love in the picture, I will have to accept in-game payment...

Qualities and Extras!
Amazing: Free!
Amazing-er: 10 EB!
Amazing-est: 15 EB!
Add a Theme (I'll have to follow this one-to-three word theme through the remastering process): 5 EB!
Keep it Secret, Keep it Safe (I'll send it to you in a PM): 5 EB!

Waiting List!
1. Nobody! Get a spot quick!

Also, I'm sorry, but I am unable to to remaster pictures that have already been remastered or GIFs. I apologize greatly.

 

Is it bad that the first word I read was virgin?

 

This post scares me.

 

I don't exactly know how to respond to this

 

No one wants their art remastered?

 

Could you remaster this picture?

 

Well anotehr guy did this for me, so YOU DO IT FOR ME AGAIN!

Incase you dont know who this was, it was, its

Spoiler

 

Remastered!

I'm sorry, I cannot remaster pictures that have already been remastered or GIFs.

 

BUMPITY BUMPUMPUMPZAHHHH

 

How about remastering this one? Make it Amaze-est

Oh, for the theme: Literally Hitler