Yahyas Army Takes Over Wynn Province

Also he's a whole 8901 levels higher than you'll ever be able to achieve. Also he'll just spawn in a mythic mushroom to one hit you after he gives you 1923063289503976 defense points.

 

many shrooms were consumed that day

 

wait, lemme see that again

paksjr is Mehmeist confirmed

 

Its better than being a bovinest or a Nohnoist or a greedy villager, but I have sworn my allegiance to Yahya.

 

...you are swearing your allegiance to people who are obsessed with mushrooms, chickens, and...I suppose nuts?

I will never understand what goes on in the heads of some players.

 

I agree... At least those that honor our bovine lord know hes a real person... This is just, well, weird?

 

I will never join you! I have no home town, only a nice out of the way house, and few know that it is mine. I will still worship... not Salted, not Peppered....

BUT THE ALMIGHTY FEATHERED!

 

We lost them...
THE SHROOOMS ARE TO STRONK

 

I hate the Mushroom Man quest... I ALSO HATE YAHYA!!!!

*shoots 10000 arrows*

 

why who do you support? donald trump? monster

 

So you went on a genocide, you killed all vilagers of many cities, to become worthy for Yahya? Not ok bro, not ok...

 

Do you see me spouting off about building walls or making racist comments towards everyone?

I am not and will never support Mr. Drumpf. Even if that was a joke I honestly take it as an insult.

 

All thou shalt worship Yahya for thy true salvation! Down with the blasphemous Bovemists and their madness for worshipping a COW! Yahya shall rise amongst us once we rid the heathens off of the three four provinces! Thou must also remember thy sacred tenants:

One: Thou shalt only get high on thy mushroom, as it is what Yahya was made of! Once thou get high on thy mushroom! they come closer to Yahya!

Two: Kill all the blasphemous heathens who do not worship Yahya! They must not spread falsehood and wrongdoing amongst us!

Three: Thou shalt not kill the mooshrooms! they are sacred animals chosen by Yahya himself to spread the word of Yahya amongst us!

oh no what have I done

 

You just asked for a Rebellion against Yahya.

 

GOD DAMMIT SAMI NOT AGAIN

 

may worid have mercy on my soul

 

ALL HAIL YAHYA!!!

 

Ok people, get this, I ate mushroom soup in front of Yahya's Face.

Then I killed him with a single arrow.