What's The Funniest Thing A Person Said To You?

Title says it all.
Tell me whats the funniest thing someone said to you in Wynncraft?


Ok mines is....

Noob: Hi!
Me: Hi...
Noob: Marry me....
Me: ..... (I had a Frisk skin on, I guess he thought I was a girl...)
Noob: *throws flower* MARRY ME!
Me: No... you too low level!
Noob: NO! MARRY ME!
Me: Duel me.... if you win you get to marry me.... if you lose
you gotta leave me alone.
Noob: Ok... *vanishes*
(Yep... he vanished and hid somewhere)
Noob: I'm gonna win! Your gonna log out soon because your gonna get tired!
Ok.. I will reveal myself 3 times... if that runs out then you must marry me!
Me: ok...
Noob: *unvanishes*
Me: *quickly shoots arrow bombs at him*
Me: lel....
Noob: :(
Me: Anyway.. I'm a guy soo...
Noob: Don't care! *follows me as I hop to a different server*
Me: Can you stop following me?
Noob: Nope...
Me: *reports him then rage quits*
Anyway... this is basically what he said... I couldn't get exactly what he said so yaa...
P.S: I didn't say about the sexual parts he said..

 

-Random guy says marry me to person with a female looking skin on a minecraft server
-Random guy is stalking you from server to server
Seems more sad than "funny"

 

Ya.... it was funny at first because I thought he was joking or he didn't realize... until he said the
sexual parts.. (which I didn't wanted to put in there.)

 

Girl I didn't know: "Aint you got no grammar skills son? You don't know nothing about double positives in grammar."

 

Sit kids, it will be long history...
*campfire*
*The most important part*
I was lvl 60 when kids were only using 'lmao'( yes, it was yesterday). I was in Troms after levelling in herb cave. Some newbie, lvl 36 was probably trading with this young man, mr @_Leg (sorry if it wasn't you). He gave mr Leg something for about 1,5LE but I'm not sure about number because I was arguing with item buyer about prizes. After trade he came to me and he asked me about LEs. He said 'Are LE important?' I answered 'Yes, 64EB are one LE'. Then he said 'I don't need that'. And he went away. I don't know how he came to Troms and was he able to go back to Nessak but this part is for another moment...

 

Spoiler: Joke

Head to 10:44 for the actual joke

In all seriousness, probably when a level 90 guy was questioning why a level 55 was at Molten Heights derpin' around. I responded with "I heard that another settlement needed my help." and left.
I kinda wish that I remembered his user so that I could see his initial reaction

 

Wasn't me lol

 

Hacker archer tries to duel me by saying "im a haker pls duel me"
Me: All right, bring it
*wins*
Hacker:"UR A HAKER IM REPORTING U"
The hacker was lvl 40, I'm level 65

 

"vote for donald trump"

 

"You're looking good"

 

I was playing on another server, and I got bored, so I went onto Wynncraft. I was hanging out in Detlas when out of nowhere, someone is like "slimeonatree is a stalker". I denied it but she insisted. Then she left. to this day I have NO clue who it was xD
(and no, I wasn't stalking. I was 11, I had to look up what a stalker was)

 

A person walked up to me in Nemcrat and asked me "Hey can you escort me to Nemcrat?"

 

I was grinding in the cave by Troms (with all the Nether Fiends and Dead Miners) and some guy just randomly walks into the cave... He was level 45-ish.

Me: What are you doing here? You're level 45.
The guy: I want to grind
Me: But you are level 45, you won't get any exp if you grind here.
The guy: Well you obviously don't know how Wynn works
Me: Just don't steal my kills k?
The guy: You are such a n00b ha
Me: Whatever
The guy: Get out I'll show you how to fight
*I walk a little bit back
*Guy just jumps at like 4 Nether Fiends at the same time
*He gets killed
And then he actually messaged me that he reported me for "making him bad". What?

 

Someone asked where they could buy horses. I said that you have to be level 34 to get a horse. Then they asked to buy my 20/20 horse for 2 EB... That was just so funny...

 

''There's people in Africa that walks 15 kilometres for water, son of a b*tch and you embarrassed of telling to a girl that you like her?!!''

 

"why is there a level 36 in ahmsord??"

 

how tf did he know what server you went to

 

Either the guy used /friend or /find.

 

I got a new one
"He whispered in my ear, This is my swamp.'"
-Random guy in the swamp lands near Sherk's hut

 

So much for riding players... XD