Media What Are The Funniest Moments Of Wynn/gavel? [post Funny Things Here]

I had an idea.. Let's put everything funny from the world of Wynncraft right here or any funny moments with friends on this thread for no particular reason except for fun!..

I'll try and post some funny stuff from any posts to this thread to add onto this fun list!:

I already got two:
1) When that artist from Master Piece uses his blood..

Caissop: ... OH, NO, NO. YES! MORE COLOUR, MORE PAINT! I'M OUT OF RED!
Caissop: I'LL JUST USE MY BLOOD! OH! YES! ... INSPIRED! REMARKABLE!


2) Trying to open the Detlas vault:
[52/Ar/skb] Captain_Amazing3: But I'm not positive how to open it either
[52/Ar/TaC] Zani_: Uhh
[52/Ar/TaC] Zani_: And this is the time
[52/Ar/TaC] Zani_: when we go to a special source
[52/Ar/TaC] Zani_: called
[52/Ar/TaC] Zani_: the Internet
[52/Ar/TaC] Zani_: AFK

 

This was copy/pasted from a different thread, but it's extremely funny.

One day in Wynncraft a player places an offer for a pair of Statues from Disneygame's shop. My shop
Disneygame and the player meet in-game and make the trade.
The trade was a +9700 Health Statue with -127% Walk Speed for 10 LE.
The trade was completed and the player puts the boots on.
Then he says: "What da Hell? Disney come back here you d*ck! I want a refun!" (He actually spelled it that way).
By the time he starting raging I was already in Rodoroc on my Mage grinding happily with my new 10 LE.

 

Trump__Donald: test
Me: FEEL THE BERN

 

When in ragni a lvl 34 was claiming to be "lvl 103" after i told him the max lvl was 100 and you can see lvl with the chat he started calling me a lier and a nub i mean kids this days XD

 

one time... I.. played Wynncraft...
hehehehehe... funniest moment ever!

 

No just no...

 

Sorry for being a nubcake.
Whats a statue.

 

here you go

 

...

 

From what ive heard its basically a piece of armor with an insane amount of health but you also get an insane amount of walk speed negation so it is balanced. What probably happened was that the player didn't have enough walk speed to move at all (-127% walk speed is difficult to counter with other armor) :/

 

It's a pair of high level boots that give you extremely high defense, but makes you stand in place due to the walk speed. Look it up in the item guide!

 

Pre Gavel I was grinding in the jungle. Some guy walks up and yells "Holy shit it's the illuminati!" I explain I'm not really part of it and he's like "Oh okay sure." Then a few minutes later we're both in the jungle grinding. He kills a mob and says "HOLY SHIT ITS THE ILLUMINATI HELMET!!" Funny thing isn't, something sneaks up on him and kills him. My guess is he got a helmet called illuminite or something. I remember there being a helmet like that.

 

Thanks :)

 

I was in Detlas when two guys were trading a bow. The guy selling the bow charged it for too much, not knowing what it was worth. So I told him, and he changed it. However, even when it was chaged, the guy buying kept threatening to report him for "scamming" after a little bit of this, he formulates the best sentence ever: "Your a liar and I have a friend who is a mod"

..The seller was never banned.