Connect The Person/thing Above You To The Illuminati

yeah
do it

 

dinosaurs are the no scopers of the past, making them the true illuminati minions

 

You started this thread, you must be Illuminati.

 

There are 6 letters in your name. You have 4 pictures in your signature. 6-4=2 All your dino's are showing 1 eye. 1+2=3 There are 3 sides on a triangle. Illuminati confrimed. EDIT: Oh damn, didn't see the others there either... Huh.

 

Dravern rhymes with sunburn.
Sunburn, sun.
The sun is a star.
Stars are found in space. You know what else is found in space?
That's right, comets.
Halley's Comet is a comet.
Edmond Halley discovered Halley's Comet.
Edmod Halley was born in Haggerston, London, United Kingdom.
Grian lived in the United Kingdom.
You might be wondering, " what does Grian have to do with this?"
Grian's got to do with a lot of things.
There are 5 letters in Grian and 7 in Dravern.
5*7=35.
3+5=8
Eight has 5 letters.
8-5=3
Triangles have 3 sides.
Dravern is Illuminati confirmed.

EDIT: rip, others replied during the making of this post. Probably should've expected it.

 

Dodos are birds
They're also extinct
"Birds" has five letters, "extinct" has six
5-6=-1
"Dodo" has four letters
4+-1=3
Illuminati confirmed

 

Lets look at TrashcanMan's avatar first.
Look at the thing like a scope.
3 arrows, pointing to the middle, like a triangle.
and a circle
Pretty much looks like they illuminati symbol.

But that's not the main point.

According to your way of calculation;

TrashcanMan has 11 letters
Trash cans are smelly
Smelly has 6 letters
11-6=5
A man is a human
Human has 5 letters
5-5=0
TrashcanMan has 3 syllables
0+3=3
Illuminati confirmed using your 'calculations'

 

Lucas Chiu.
Chiu.
I just sneezed- Achiu!
Sneezes exit the body through the proboscis
Mammals are the only living animals with external probosc(i? ises?). Some other synapsids probably had them too.
Synapsids are defined by having one extra major hole in their skulls (We're synapsids!)
Hole.
Holey Cow!
Cow.
Cow has 3 letters.
There is not only 3 vertices in a triangle, but also 3 sides.
3+3 is 6, and 6-3 is 3 ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!!1!!!11!!111!!!!11!!!!ONEHUNDREDANDELEVEN!!111!!!1!!!!

 

Dravern has 7 letters.

Know what else has 7 letters? That's right, America!

America is a continent with the countries Canada and Mexico.

These 2 countries both have 6 letters. 6-2=4

Four has 4 letters. Know what else has 4 letters? Meat.

A steak is a piece of meat. Steak comes from a cow. Wait, do you see that? C+o+w. 3 letters. 3 sides of the illuminati triangle.

Need more proof? I got none...Except that there is a single eye showing in Dravern's profile picture! The same eye in the illuminati triangle!

Well, next person who replies will have an easy time making a connection.

 

Pretty self explanatory for your name. Haha

 

I'm Illuminati liked you're message.
Therefore, you are also Illuminati

 

LinnyFlower

L i n n y F l o w

9 letters

e

1 letter

r

1 letter

9/11
#illuminaticonfirmed

 

@Jamieverse. Verse as in UNIVERSE.
Universe has 8 letters, and today is March 9th.
8*9=72
7/2=4.5
4*5=20
2+0=2
Jamie has 5 letters.
5-2=3
A triangle has 3 sides.
The Illuminati has a triangle.
Illuminati confirmed.

 

Your name starts with "Satan".

Your profile icon is of a fox creature from a modern culture game series/icon.
The ears are vaguely triangular, but the relation between the cute picture and "Satan" is more striking- like a cult following of other cute icons or notable figures.

Illuminati confirmed?

 

Clearly, the sides of your mouth have triangles on them.
You have two sides of your mouth.
You have two eyes.
Therefore, you have two Illuminati symbols on your profile.



Go ahead and try me.


I swear, if you mention the axes...

 

Ok so u c ur part of illuminati cuz humans are from fruma. Fruma has 5 letters. You have 2 axes. 5-2=3. Guess what has 3 sides. Not your axes. Its the illuminati. EXPOSEDDDDD

 

Your title is "Weeb Intensifies"
"Weeb" has 4 letters
Your signature has 3 pictures
4 + 3 = 7
Guess how many people were in Illuminati when it was formed. You guessed it. 7.
That's not all.
You have 112 trophy points.
1 + 1 + 2 = 4.
Your name has one word, which also contains a 4.
4 - 1 = 3.
A triangle has 3 sides.
Illuminati Confirmed



I am Illuminati-free. Just try to reveal me.

 

Your name contains "pls"
The _pls club is a segment of the illuminati.

Confirmed.

 

TemmEE

Illum-not-e

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Ryan higa pls

 

Rawb has 4 letters
robodog4 has 7 letters and the number 4
But you know what else has robo in it?
Robocop
robodog4 and Robocop are similar in the way of them both sharing 'robo'
robo has 4 letters
cop & dog both have 3 letters
copdog is a horrible crime movie with a rating of 2.6-2.7 according to IMDB
round 2.7 or 2.6 and you get 3
Fox has 3 letters in it
Robodog and Robocop has 3 syllables in it
Robocop and Robodog have 7 letters
Robodog goes as 'Rawb'
As said before, Rawb has 4 letters.
7-4 = 3
Pizza hut has 3 syllables too
So does Donald Trump
There are photoshopped pics of Donald Trump holding a pizza
Pizza's look like triangles
Illuminati looks like triangles
Triangles Confirmed