What Do You Do When You Need To Poop In School/work

So just yesterday I was sitting in a extended history lesson, then, suddenly, The taco from last night,
0-0

 

I just hold it in until 3:00
Then the extra 40m it takes to get home.
But guess what?! By then I don't even have to take a shit because I've kept it in for so long!

Disgusted yet? No? Ur weird m8

 

Literal shitpost

 

"Let it gooooo! "~Elsa

"Keep it in and don't whatever you do don't fart! "~Ligua

 

Poop on the teacher.

 

I never need To Poop.
To Poop needs me.

*pressure at bung hole*
Oh just let me fart for a sec...
BREAKING NEWS: Is the world ending? A flurry of meteors hits Texas followed by massive earthquakes and sudden darkness! Landslide follows, millions found dead.
Houston, Texas has since become an uninhabitable wasteland.

It wasn't a fart.

That bout of explosive diarrhea I had should explain why there's asteroids, and I never tell tales about my shits.

Natural disasters occur in unusual places when I have to poo really bad butt I don't make it to space.

 

I don't. I can hold it in for years. But when I get home, I-
*sings Let It Go*

 

Yesterday in math someone said
"When girls fart: conceal, don't feel don't let them know"
"But what boys fart: LET IT GO, LET IT GOOOOOO"

 

Hahaahahaha

 

DO IT
JUST DO IT