Art As If Qira Wasn't Drawn Enough Times

Let's dance.
(this had to happen eventually anyway)

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i'm not too late for valentine's day, right?
yes i am
i'm late by 37 minutes
wow
what a fag number
disgusting

on second thought
don't dance with her
i heard her dances are quite dangerous
she's even offering a left-handed greeting

title font is Bubblegum Sans
signature font is Fjalla One
both are on Google Docs for free
as if anyone wants to use the fonts i use anyway
wait, the titles and signatures i make look like shit anyway
fuck me
(don't actually do that, you'll get charged for bestiality)



free rants!

Spoiler: good luck reading this

fun fact:
i have never personally seen Qira before with my own two eyes,
and my only reference were other people's fanarts,
and some loose information spoken about Qira's appearance and persona

all i got as hints were a few fanarts across the forums and other places,
as well as a few hints dropped about what Qira's profile is like
and what i got was that she was a purple- or fair-skinned spider woman with an army of arachnids
along with a fondness for dark purple themes and a catchphrase that has to do with dancing

reason why i couldn't see her myself?
i wasn't willing to level up ~20 times in a game i barely played anymore just to get a primary source
and i didn't even hit the pre-Gavel endgame cap on my "main" class yet

reason why i didn't just use Sanae's Qira solo fight?
there were too many damn particle effects from the spells and breaking blocks for me to see clearly
i wouldn't be able to see even if she backpedaled for five whole seconds just to get a good glimpse

reason why i couldn't go on a wiki?
Qira doesn't have her own page yet

reason why i couldn't ask the forum?
that would ruin the surprise
(well no shit labyrinth, that's too straightforward and totally unlike your name)

reason why i couldn't ask friends?
all of their responses were of the following:

• they don't even know what Wynncraft even is
• they played/have played Wynncraft, but are too low leveled to fight Qira
• they could access the Hive, but they aren't strong enough to fight Qira yet
• they could fight Qira, but they were unable to fight her for numerous reasons, mostly laziness
• they have already killed Qira before, but they don't remember what she looked like

and there you have it
i'll state it again
my resources for this project was literally three pin-up fanarts, a gavel teaser, and a minecraft skin
wait, is pin-up the right term to use for the fanart?
...yeah it can almost fit both meanings, its proper vocabulary
i can't be banned from the forums if i use correct language, right?
thank god

Spoiler: good luck part 2

i wonder:
has any mmo character,
doesn't matter if they're male or female,
ever questioned their wardrobe and armory?
i mean
Qira IS a queen and all,
but are you guys ABSOLUTELY SURE that a torn top and robe skirts is proper armor?
because, well,
she's supposedly more powerful than Death, but her belly is completely exposed???
also, and i don't mean to be so picky,
but Qira's staff looks EXTREMELY top-heavy with that giant oddly-shaped head;
wouldn't her damage output be lacklusterousy slow and weak?
not even i can imagine lugging that thing around and actually look threatening with it
unless she has some seriously powerful hand and arm muscles,
and all of that muscle mass is packed densely into her smooth and slim physique for some reason
because in that case, everyone would want to know her diet and exercise secrets
quick, copy and paste her face onto clickbait advertisements

Spoiler: lg, for the love of god, you gotta learn to shut the fuck up

i don't do this for the love of a god
back when i was still worshiping Buddha, i had to quit after socking the local priest in the gut
and i was always too hotheaded to make any friends when i was hanging out at one of Jesus's places
(its not like i have anything against Buddhism or Christianity, it's just i don't sit well with religion)
(but imo Buddha is like the cool uncle everyone wants and Jesus is a total badass with a grand finale)
tl:dr no


ya know how that Qira's catchphrase has to do with dancing?
sure, it's easy to see her dancing to a Tarantella or a Tango or whatever other fancy dance there is
but what if she danced any kind of technique?
like
everything from ancient dances to modern styles?
that would make for either a super-sophisticated or super-hip bossfight

i wonder.
maybe too much for my own health.



dont look at me like that
im just a kid with too many questions
none of this is even worth your time anyway
you fell for the clickbait yourself
nana-nana-boo-boo and other childish insults uttered from my sinful cakehole,
i tricked you harder than a lie detector

Spoiler: stop clicking these, you're just embarrassing yourself at this point

hey, 2006 called
it wants its memes back

EDIT:
wow i didnt know people were into Qira
we should start a Kickstarter fundraiser for Qira waifu pillows

 

I survived the dance... Little did I know it wasn't her hotel room I was going to afterwards...

 

i expected a reaction when i posted this, but i didnt expect THAT reaction o_o

 

It was... Rewarding.

 

I can just imagine do the whip with her... And maybe a little somthin' somethin' afterwards..
Jk m8 pls nu h8
Gr8 job tho

 

memes huehuehuehue memes from 2006


meeeeeeeeemes

 

fun fact: next to the gruesome feat of shading all of this with mediocre results, the scorpion and qira's left foot were the hardest to draw

 

She's more one for ballroom dancing...she'll never give up on a good waltz.

 

Oh me i don't dance with her i killed her sry but she wanted dance pls

 

i get that she's more higher-class sophisticated, but it's still funny to fancy her in an environment totally unlike that
say, a mariachi band

 

I don't want to imagine her in a reggaeton song...

 

You see i don't want dance with her when i know she wants kill me

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Why everyone want kill me xD

 

Any other dances?

 

Let's dance, mortal!
hue

 

Selected every option, why the heck not.

 

Clicked the last tab just so I could listen to some Rick Astley as I read the beautiful rants.
Edit: The song was finished before I was done reading...

 

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bumping intensifies

 

Fuck yeah! We could use those kinds of pillows to do our "naughty business." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

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i meant it as a collectors item
isnt that why they even exist? lmao