If Wynncraft Was Real [part 2]

Judging from the votes and the comments from you guys from Part 1, I decided to continue on with this series. Again, I want to thank you guys all for supporting me when I tried something new, and I would continue on with this thanks to all of ya'll!
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Hello Wynncraftians!
Welcome back to another part of 'How I met your mother' 'If Wynncraft Was Real!'
If you didn't read the first part, then Copy this link and paste it in the url:
https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/if-wynncraft-was-real-part-1.111551/#post-1212974
This thread is a continuation of the first thread, so I suggest you read the first one so you know what this series is about.
But how about we put that aside right now, and get to the real meat of the thread.

If Wynncraft Was Real... [Part 2]

1) Then Hide yo kids, Hide yo wives! There's a lunatic clown running around Gavel, trying to whack you with his little sword dagger. Whatever this weird creature wants from you, isn't good, because he would like to rip out your guts and eat them on the simmering flame beside Tourto, who also got burned in a fire and struck to death.

2) Grian, and Salted would be the god of our lives. Seriously, these two admins (And their Wynncraft Team) gave all their time to make this beautiful server. Credits to them for making my life perfect!

3) If you've done Shattered Minds, then you would be arrested by the Iron Golem Guards for getting high on shrooms. Really, you turned the entire world into a nice ass rainbow, which made you high throughout the quest?

4) Fire wouldn't hurt as much. In the actual game, stepping on fire would be a pain in the 1A 2S. But if Wynncraft was real, just follow these simple steps to easily put out the fire. STOP, DROP, and ROLL!

5) The Liquid Merchant (Or the dude that turns 64 eb into 1 le, and 1 le into 64 le) would be the richest person in the world. Seriously, he has the money to turn your 64 blocks of emeralds into a little enchanted bottle full of emeralds. Now some might say that he smelts them into liquid, and pours it into the bottle to make the liquified emerald. Well judging from their surroundings, it doesn't really look like he's smelting anything. Instead, it's most logical that he eats the emerald blocks, and craps out a bottle of emeralds after a few seconds.

Since this is the second part of this little series, I wanted to change it a little bit. So I added a little poll to ensure if you guys wanted this little change:
You guys comment down below, and choose what the next part's theme should be. For instance, if you guys chose a water themed part, I would talk about what would happen if Wynncraft was Real, but only focus on water. So choose if you like this little addition, if you think this idea is trash, vote no. If you think the addition is good, vote yes. This would greatly impact the way that I write these threads, and I would highly appreciate you guys leaving your opinions.

But other than that, thanks again for your support, and I plan to continue making these threads until you guys think otherwise. Remember to vote, so I know what stuff you guys like, or hate.

 

Funneeeh! ;D

 

Tanks you Akru :)

 

He actually would be much richer. I did a thread on this one a few days ago.

Each LE looks as if it holds 3 emeralds. So where do the other 63 EB and 61 E go?

Well you could say he uses it for the bottle.

The bottle is enchanted, and (from the science people did on my thread) you would need to keep the emeralds constantly super heated. So let's say the magic on the bottle (hence it is enchanted) cost 5 times as much as a normal bottle.

You can buy bottles in Ragni for 1 emeralds or 3 emeralds (I forget which).

So that means the magic bottle is about 5 emeralds or 15 emeralds. Either way he is taking about 63 of your emerald blocks for himself


(Sorry if that was too technical)

 

Calculations on fleek!

 

I encourage you go see the thread if you are interested in how Wynncraft logic differs from real logic. I talk about LE and how it could not really be possible, and how it could be a gas as well if it is possible. Some guy in the comments calculated to compressing 64 EB into 1 LE would result in like a black hole or something. Just go to threads posted by me and you should find it.

(Once again, sorry for the advertising. I just thought you might be interested)

 

So it's okay if I use information from you?

 

Yeah sure. I can not promise the info is correct though, some of it has been corrected by people in the comments. So be sure to check there. I would appreciate however perhaps a little thing like "info given by spyrohawk* or something like that. You don't need to, but it would be highly appreciated.

 

Thanks, and if I do somehow forget to give credit to you, remind me in the comments so I can fix it. Thanks for letting me use your information :)

 

No problem. I am happy to help! The series seems really cool!

 

The last one was okay, this one seems like youre really trying too hard
1 No evidence of wanting to eat you
2 Salted and Grian, sure, but the rest of the build team are basically book writers and construction workers, not gods
3 There are no iron golems in like a 600 block radius, you go to the cave, get high, and have a hardcore trip, and stumble back to the town
4 It's a cubic meter of fire, to get that hot it would have to be at least 300 degrees Fahrenheit, which doesnt easy get put out by stop, drop, roll
5 Well, he works for the Wynn Bank of Gavel, one of the wealthiest cities in the known world, as it's fueled by Wynn's massive emerald supply, and the villager's vast knowledge of monetary management.

Yes I'm fun at parties

 

To be honest weither its real or not wynn doesn't have to be real for these two things to be true.

 

THE SUGAR, ITS PEOPLEEEEEE!1!!!!1!1!1!!

1111!1!11!!!

 

Does it not occur to you that there could be different laws?

 

No... *SNIIIIFFFFFFF

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*cough* nobody has chosen a topic yet...

 

@Ohyeah, @TalkingKittyCat, and I would try to take down Grian and Salted to become gods ourselves.

 

.-.

 

Just no.

 

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