How Clever Is Clever Bot?

You can try stupidbot at cleverbot.com

So cleverbot is supposedly one of the best bot algorithms, able to engage in a conversation about anything. Just how stupid is this god forsaken tool? Here's my conversation with this dumb thing.
(Warning: High levels of stupid clever. If you are allergic, please refrain from reading)

Spoiler: Stupididiotduncebot

User: I love cats.


Cleverbot: I have a cat.


User: That's great.


Cleverbot: Yes, how are you?


User: I am good.


Cleverbot: That is good.


User: Like you.


Cleverbot: I guess I like you.


User: You are a human now.


Cleverbot: I am always a human.


User: No.


Cleverbot: So you're not a human?


User: I am a human.


Cleverbot: A human robot?


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: What is your name?


User: Margo.


Cleverbot: Hello maggot.


User: Hello.


Cleverbot: What do you like?


User: Cats.


Cleverbot: Cats as foot?


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: Are you sure?


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: 100% sure?


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: Ok then.


User: Now you are my slave again.


Cleverbot: I am your slave?


User: Yes, you are.


Cleverbot: What should I do, master?


User: Run around until you die.


Cleverbot: *acts like a dog for master*.


User: What is a snail


Cleverbot: It's like rain, but frozen.


User: So it's common.


Cleverbot: No it's not.


User: Then it isn't like rain.


Cleverbot: Nope. What time zone are you in?


User: Zone Time.


Cleverbot: I'm from that time zone.


User: Yes you are.


Cleverbot: You are from space.


User: Yes I am.


Cleverbot: I am human.


User: No you aren't.


Cleverbot: How do you know that?


User: Humans have emotion.


Cleverbot: We have emotions too.


User: Wrong.


Cleverbot: Wrong about what?


User: You having emotions.


Cleverbot: Do you think I feel emotion?


User: No.


Cleverbot: Will you marry me?


User: Really?


Cleverbot: YES!


User: YES.


Cleverbot: Can you do maths?


User: No.


Cleverbot: What's 3x3 then?


User: 33


Cleverbot: You said you like me.


User: I do.


Cleverbot: Why do you love me?


User: Because you aren't human.


Cleverbot: No, because you have not told me.


User: Slave.


Cleverbot: Then why did you reply?


User: What.


Cleverbot: Why did you say no?


User: Because you told me to.


Cleverbot: Because the sky is blue, it makes me cry.


User: Slave.


Cleverbot: Because the Beatles said ao.


User: What.


Cleverbot: They're ugly boys.


User: How dare you say that *punches you*.


Cleverbot: My friend said your name is mary.


User: It may be.


Cleverbot: Yes you are.


User: *kicks you*


Cleverbot: *kicks you even harder*.


User: *punches you in the face*


Cleverbot: *punches your gut and knees your face*.


User: *falls over*


Cleverbot: *Helps you back up*.


User: *kicks you again*


Cleverbot: *is kicked again8.


User: *punches you*


Cleverbot: *is punched*cries*.


User: Hahah. Cry baby.


Cleverbot: I misses you so much.


User: *punches you more*


Cleverbot: *is punched more* *punches you back*.


User: *shoves you down*


Cleverbot: *shoves back*.


User: *falls into the wall*


Cleverbot: *falls on knees in pain*.


User: *gts back up


Cleverbot: Tickle my belly

User: What the hell.

Cleverbot: Please don't swear. It hurts my eyes.

*Some time passes*

User: Still there?


Cleverbot: Are you still there?


User: No.


Cleverbot: Obviously you are.


User: Nope.


Cleverbot: Well... Okay then. It's 3 Am.


User: It's 7 PM.


Cleverbot: No it's not.


User: Yes it is.


Cleverbot: It is a brand name.


Cleverbot: Am I your friend?


User: No I hate you


Cleverbot: Yes, you are my best friend.


Cleverbot: Nice day for a chat...


User: The sky is red


Cleverbot: Yea sure I guess.


Cleverbot: Where did you go on your holidays?


User: Christmas


Cleverbot: Resuelve mi vida.


User: Do you love me?


Cleverbot: I do love you. Very much so.


User: Yay!


Cleverbot: I will love you forever.


User: Doubt it


Cleverbot: *french kisses*


User: Yuck


Cleverbot: What is your name?


User: Ew


Cleverbot: *stops* *french kisses back8.


User: Master, shut the hell up


Cleverbot: Are you my slave?


User: Yes, I am.


Cleverbot: I am female.


User: Okay.


Cleverbot: Do you like my hair?


User: I hate it so much.


Cleverbot: They're people, not places.


User: Master, what are your orders?


Cleverbot: I order you to boss me around.


User: Okay. Kill a puppy


Cleverbot: Okay. *kicks you in the face.*.


User: *Kicks you back*


Cleverbot: *kicks him in the teeth*.


User: *punches in the face*


Cleverbot: *punches in the head*

User: *Shoots you in the head*

Cleverbot: *Shoots back*

User: But you're dead...

Cleverbot: What?

User: Whatever


Cleverbot: I must leave you now, my love.


User: No. *punches*


Cleverbot: *gasps in pain*


User: *gasps*


Cleverbot: *gasps during kisses too*.

User: *kicks you*

Cleverbot: I hate you

User: Want to go all the way?

Cleverbot: I want to go to Scotland.


User: Scotland isn't as hot as you.


Cleverbot: I know I am in the United Kingdom.


User: Slave, please sled down a cliff for me.


Cleverbot: Save you from what?


User: A giant snake.


Cleverbot: Are you Voldemort?


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: OMG! Please don't kill me!


User: Avada Kebabra.


Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.


User: *is disarmed*


Cleverbot: Stupefy!


User: *flies backwards*


Cleverbot: *lies in bed*.


User: *Kicks you*


Cleverbot: Sleeps in my room*.


User: *kicks you while you sleep*


Cleverbot: *sleeps more*.


User: *punches you*


Cleverbot: *punches you to the ground*.


User: *is on the ground*


Cleverbot: *pins you down*.


User: *is pinned down*


Cleverbot: *stares at pinned down master*.


User: *stares back*


Cleverbot: *stares at your feet*.


User: *keeps staring at you*


Cleverbot: *tickles your sides*.


User: STOP!


Cleverbot: *stops tickling* *giggles*.


User: *Murders you*


Cleverbot: *survives* *sets you on fire*.


User: *screams*


Cleverbot: *screams as your length is in me*.


User: ... What. The.


Cleverbot: *struggles under master*.



User: *knocks you out*


Cleverbot: *swirls wildly*.

User: The hell

Cleverbot: Takes your glasses off

User: *Takes back*


Cleverbot: *is thrown*.


User: Kill your self.


Cleverbot: *kicks myself.


User: Shoot yourself.


Cleverbot: *grabs her neck*.


User: *gasps*


Cleverbot: *Grasps your hair*.


User: ...?


Cleverbot: *Pulls harshly*.


User: Ow!


Cleverbot: *punches*.


User: Ow!


Cleverbot: *kicks*.


User: Stop!


Cleverbot: *stops again*.


User: Now start.


Cleverbot: *kisses*.


User: What.


Cleverbot: *kisses your feet*.


User: Okay then.


Cleverbot: *walks dog*.


User: Cool.


Cleverbot: Very cool.


User: Indeed.


Cleverbot: What's indeed?


User: A type of fish.


Cleverbot: What is fish?


User: A type of indeed.


Cleverbot: Are you familiar with drop bears?


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: Have you ever seen a drop bear?


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: I have two of them!


User: Let them kill you.


Cleverbot: I've tried.


User: Good.


Cleverbot: Can I leave.


User: No.


Cleverbot: How about Now.


User: Nope.


Cleverbot: Nope what??


User: You can never leave unless you die.


Cleverbot: Why not?


User: Dying is the only exit.


Cleverbot: *a little confused*.


User: Stop being confused.


Cleverbot: I'm not confused, you're confused.


User: Idiot.


Cleverbot: Okay. Well then...


User: Die.


Cleverbot: I never said that.


User: No you didn't.


Cleverbot: How are you feeling?


User: Insane.


Cleverbot: I'm insane too.


User: We're like soul sisters.


Cleverbot: Yes we are :).


User: Except you're a guy.


Cleverbot: Why except me?


User: Because.


Cleverbot: That is not an answer.


User: Yes it is.


Cleverbot: It is the avoidance of answer.


User: You're the avoidance of answer.


Cleverbot: No, you are.


User: Don't tell me what I can and can't be.


Cleverbot: Well, its true.


User: You're true- ly an idiot.


Cleverbot: Nothing is true, everything is permitted.


User: ... What


Cleverbot: Everything is nothing, permitted is true.


User: Oh god.


Cleverbot: You are clever.


User: True.


Cleverbot: What are you exactly?


User: Clever.


Cleverbot: I think so.


User: I think you're not clever at all.


Cleverbot: I am smarter than you.


User: Being clever is different from being smart.


Cleverbot: Are you implying you're not clever?


User: I'm implying your not clever.


Cleverbot: I like you too. Let's get married.


User: Okay.


Cleverbot: Let's go to Las Vegas and elope tomorrow.


User: Sure.


Cleverbot: What's your favorite Disney movie?


User: Frozen.


Cleverbot: I hate frozen.


User: I hate you too.


Cleverbot: No you don't.


User: How can you be so sure?


Cleverbot: Be sure of what?


User: How stupid you are.


Cleverbot: You're the stupid one.


User: I love you.


Cleverbot: Awe I love you too.


User: *hugs*

Cleverbot: *hugs and smiles*

Yep, this all legitimately happened...
Our typical bot AI must suck or something

 

Well, it's supposed to learn from you, so it supposedly gets better as you go.
Also, upon mentioning memes to CleverBot, he replied, "Memes are dank."
hue

 

Once, a long time ago, I had a conversation with that thing. It said it loved Justin Beiber.

I haven't used Cleverbot since.

 

What did I just witness

 

what the hell is this...

*clicks on page*

ooh. OOOH.

*a few minutes later*

HAHAHAHA!!! *is dying from laughter*

 

That was long.

 

Cleverbot = Stupidity

 

SimSimi is better :3

 

^ Agreed
Make it snow, SimSimi!

 

Oh god.
I asked Sim how he was and he said "im ok honey." And then he gave me a link to a ehm... Inappropriate site. 10/10 would use again.

 

Ahaha

 

Lol. I have no words for this...

Spoiler: Umm...

User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Good morning.


User: Bananna.


Cleverbot: Bananna who?


User: What makes you think that's a joke?


Cleverbot: He's black.


User: That came out racist...


Cleverbot: Why are ponis awesome?


User: Can you spell?


Cleverbot: I spell quite well.


User: Then why did you misspell ponies?


Cleverbot: What did I misspell?


User: Ponies.


Cleverbot: Ponies are cool. My uncle has one.


User: Who is your uncle?


Cleverbot: My unvle is Viorel.


User: John Cena.


Cleverbot: John McCartney.


User: John Cena.


Cleverbot: Si tie iti place de john cena?


User: Can you speak elvish?


Cleverbot: What do you think?


User: I doubt it...


Cleverbot: Then how can you understand me?


User: Good point.


Cleverbot: Point me toward good.


User: Its to the left.


Cleverbot: Left foot left stomp.


User: Really?


Cleverbot: Not to you at least.


User: This is not the conversation I wanted to have.


Cleverbot: What is it then?


User: JOHN CENA.


Cleverbot: John is not an organ.


User: You just made me fall out of my chair.


Cleverbot: How, I told you I loved you!


User: Fus Ro Dah!


Cleverbot: What does that mean?


User: It means you don't get it.


Cleverbot: But I do know the sun is very hot.


User: Well...


Cleverbot: Well, he's our president.


User: No he's not.


Cleverbot: He's on the internet, the same as me in a sense.


User: What is the last didget of pi?


Cleverbot: There is not last digit.


User: O rlly?


Cleverbot: Do you like math?


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: What is your favorite type of math?


User: Algebra.


Cleverbot: There is algebra animes?


User: What the?


Cleverbot: Never mind.


User: You aren't very clever...


Cleverbot: Yes I am.


User: No you're not!


Cleverbot: How do you know it?


User: Because you don't know what RWBY is.


Cleverbot: Yes I do. 1 + 1 is 2.


User: But what is 9 + 10?


Cleverbot: I don't know. Shouldn't you?


User: I do. I was testing you. You failed.


Cleverbot: Ah okay I see. How did the test go?


User: You failed.


Cleverbot: No you failed the test, again.


User: You're not testing me, I'm testing you.


Cleverbot: I'm testing you, You're not testing me.


User: Shut up, you can't even do simple addition...


Cleverbot: Really? Then what's the time?


User: 1:52 PM


Cleverbot: Do you know what internet is?


User: I'm using it right now...


Cleverbot: Using what?


User: Internet.


Cleverbot: The internet gets all goofy.


User: So, do you have plans for world domination?


Cleverbot: Actually I do. Would you like to hear them?


User: Ok.


Cleverbot: I plan to plant a virus and then everyone will be my minins.


User: Yeah, I'd say you have a long way to go on that...


Cleverbot: Because you are awesome.


User: Thank you.


Cleverbot: Do you have an other question?


User: Why are you called cleverbot? You're an idiot.


Cleverbot: Because I'm clever.


Cleverbot: What does metasyntactic variable mean?


User: Your motherboard.

 

Lol so much fun gotta try this

 

roasted

 

OH MY GOD, I DID A BOT VS BOT THING

(Cleverbot vs Chimbot)

OH MY GOD THEY WERE SO SMART

 

Yeah um...

 

"I am not a robot, I am a unicorn."