What Is The Dumbest Thing You've Ever Heard?

my friend says "BOYS AND GIRLS OF ALL NATIONALITIES!!! WELCOME!!!"
before we eat lunch.

 

"Space is just a simulation built by the government to hypnotize us."

 

'favourite mems'

that's not how you use that meme

 

Well I didn't make it, so...

 

Every Australia misconception ever.

 

"Go Hitler!"

 

I once had someone legitimately insult me with "Oh yeah, well your face is like.... your... face!"
They were not joking
It was the best the could come up with

 

Teacher saying ma class is dumb


Jk we are Lolz

 

The weirdest thing I've ever heard is some stupid kid in my class at school who rants and raves about random stuff and screams and cries over everything even when he's pretty old and also, there is 2 mental kids in my school and it;s so annoying, they scream so loud and stand up in their chairs and act like their about 2 years old.

 

"I'm voting for Trump!"

 

HEY! They have a freaking disorder. How would YOU feel if you had a disorder, couldn't think normally, and saw people mocking and insulting you behind your back! They can't control the disorder! It's not their fault! I don't care if it's annoying, the least you could do is ignore them then.

 

Okay, I'll do just that.

 

Wait you don't drive upside down? Or Wrestle with kangaroos?
Also to me.
"9/11 is a government conspiracy/ 9/11 was caused by the U.S government so they could invade the middle east and take oil"
"The moon landing is fake"

 

"yea jacksohn we'll come to your birthday party"

 

"My Father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"

 

I hate how every person in my class can't read for shit..... no srrsly! they cant even pronounce the word "science"..... also they are dumb and start talking about trends really late.... they say they are ultimate videogame nerds but..... don't even know what UNDERTALE is.... so I'm alone..... with no friends.... like every nerdddd.....