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Bad Pun Competition

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by SkellySniper, Oct 30, 2015.

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  1. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    But...
    Poke-puns are...
    My thing...

    *sobs*
     
    hmm, Jan 21, 2016
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  2. Kahlfin

    Kahlfin Amazing Swimmer

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    Why can't you tell puns to kleptomaniacs, they're always taking things- literally.
     
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  3. xCart

    xCart Traveling Merchant

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    "You're just AWPful" hehehe
     
    xCart, Jan 31, 2016
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  4. Ritherlas

    Ritherlas A banished Elf seeking a new life.

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    Guild:
    Q: What do you call a communist horse?
    A: TROTSKY

    A guy is spreading Hindu margarine on his toast...I cant believe its not Buddha
     
    Ritherlas, Jan 31, 2016
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  5. SmellyCrabbykid

    SmellyCrabbykid Your local source of cancer.

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    *sees thread*
    You have cat to be kitten me right meow...
     
    SmellyCrabbykid, Feb 3, 2016
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  6. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    *gato be kitten me right meow
     
    hmm, Feb 4, 2016
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  7. TrashcanMan

    TrashcanMan Hello I am here

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    I have some science-y ones
    What's the rustiest ride at the fair? The ferrous wheel
    Two kittens are on a roof. Which one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew
    What do you do when a chemist dies? You barium
     
    TrashcanMan, Feb 18, 2016
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  8. Flubby

    Flubby left and accidentally became leftist VIP+

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    Bill walked into the office and shouted "Who is Erica?!" Erica stood up and shouted "I America"

    Shoutout to Slim Shady
     
    Flubby, Feb 18, 2016
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  9. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    What did Burr say to Hamilton?
    "I'll burr-y you 6 ft under"



    i'm so stupid
     
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  10. SmellyCrabbykid

    SmellyCrabbykid Your local source of cancer.

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    What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?
    A condescending con descending.

    And the winner of the best neck wear award goes to...
    Well what do we have here? It's a tie.

    I work at this one computer shop, and this famous woman came to buy a cool computer. It was a Dell.

    Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time and he had callouses on his feet. He was frail from his odd diet, and this gave him bad breath. Gandhi is a
    SUPER CALLOUSED FRAGILE MYSTIC HEXED BY HALITOSIS
     
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    SmellyCrabbykid, Feb 19, 2016
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  11. SkellySniper

    SkellySniper In a permanent state of necro

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    I came home today, and found out that someone's stolen my lamp..
    I'm delighted

    EDIT: Credit to @Madkurre for that one.
     
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  12. Power :3

    Power :3 Drowned in projects VIP+

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    These puns are eggcellent because they never fail to crack me up.

    The supermarket is under attack and the escalator set aflame!

    well that escalated quickly
     
    Power :3, Apr 6, 2016
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  13. GhostWolf

    GhostWolf smol bean

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    I picked up a broken pencil today, oh wait there's no POINT of telling you this

    A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
     
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  14. Hiradaei

    Hiradaei 1080 Pound Phoenix HERO

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    What would happen if you gave a nuke as a birthday present?
    Well that sure would be a party bomber.
     
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  15. GhostWolf

    GhostWolf smol bean

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    I started a band called 99 Mega Bytes, we still haven't got gig yet.

    Also, these puns are very punny and cheesy, it's grate.
     
    GhostWolf, Apr 6, 2016
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  16. SmellyCrabbykid

    SmellyCrabbykid Your local source of cancer.

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    Did you hear about that italian chef? He pasta way.
    You cannoli do so much in your life.
    His wife's been upset, cheese still not over it.
    Here today, gone tomato.
    His work is now just a pizza history.
    Nobody sausage a tragedy coming.
     
    SmellyCrabbykid, Apr 6, 2016
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  17. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    There's just not mushroom for italian chefs in today's world.
     
    hmm, Apr 6, 2016
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  18. Mistrise Mystic

    Mistrise Mystic Surfing winds and chasing windfalls

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    ....Just no.
     
    Mistrise Mystic, Apr 6, 2016
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  19. hh4ze__

    hh4ze__ <3 HERO

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    I'm gonna say a a joke about pizza. Wait, nevermind. It's too cheesy.
     
    hh4ze__, Apr 7, 2016
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  20. Fissure

    Fissure I'll be fine .

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    All the pun in this thread and I've sea no Ocean pun . Oh whale I'll make my own .


    " Do you keep up with current event ?"

    "No I don't sea a point in doing so"
     
    Fissure, Apr 7, 2016
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