Art Wow, Feggitrinth Would Play Ten Year Old F2pjmmorpgs And Then Start To Make Comics About It

oh so im just abiding my time by playing ten year old f2p jmmorpgs
and im guessing i would get called out on it because im just me and thats what happens

well how about this, asshat
how about i very tiredly draw, in the middle of the night, some of the best and funniest moments of the two of us ( me and @Kamikaze , as well as Based Potato and Yoskreth later on) playing ten year old anime games for several days at a time
and then decide "hey, i should let everyone who's NOT interested in our endeavors know about this"
just to make a thread with a maximum of thirty goddamn comics in it

allow me to fuck myself sideways into next Sunday if this were the case

why we play these games?
because
1.) shut up
2.) we're bored
3.) we're poor
4.) it's illegal but no one needs to know this
5.) i legit dont know why we do this to ourselves
6a.) it was around the time when Orcs Must Die was a thing so we thought it was good
6b.) it wasnt like Orcs Must Die but we stepped in too far for us to not play it again
7.) it's like a shitty 3D discount version of MapleStory (as noted by Yoskreth)

Spoiler: Thing One and Thing Two: Say "hi" to Kamikaze and Labyrinth

reasoning:
i couldnt find any in-game character avatar images for the Male Archer and Female Swordsman for Kamikaze and I respectively and so i'm drawing our in-life appearance in exchange for that

in the meanwhile, take a good look at our faces and spot the difference in this poorly drawn panel that i totally didnt draw overnight in a skype call

the shit that i do in a maximum of thirty minutes in a skype call looks pretty bad too
whatever

comics now
i drew these and set them in order of when they happened, not when i drew them
so "recent" comics may look like "older" ones
sorry for the mix-up

Spoiler: Archive

look for the ones with the (Available) in their names
the ones with (Coming Soon) are obviously coming soon dont ya think
and then the empty spaces are all gonna be Spoiler tabs for more comics

(Available)

Spoiler: Gender Bender

my mouse totally slipped when i was creating my character
also, Kamikaze is German

(Available)

Spoiler: Costume Parasite

im not that good at sizing breasts but i think its better that way for this generation's audience
also, costumes
and a lot of them
thanks, new year update
i totally need enough hats to last me two years

meanwhile Kamikaze is still trying to go by the costume abstinence he put up in New Year's
or at least i think so


edit:
herpa derpa i forgot kamikaze's karambit and bow
fuck

(Coming Soon)

Spoiler: teo git monie 4 gambel

comic4

(Available)

Spoiler: GET OFF THE FUCKING MOPED

i was lazy here,
but its pretty self explanatory anyway
soooo.

the only way to get off of the moped mount at the time was to relog from the game

it was fucking hilarious, we should have recorded it
too bad it's illegal to do that in the United States

(Available)

Spoiler: the shit that we do for ghosts in rocks

the tier 1 specialists all seem like assholes when their npcs are in dialogue anyway

the character classes from left to right are Male Warrior, Female Ranger, and Male Red Mage by the way


you'd think ghosts would remember how to say "boo"
but not these ones
these ones remember how to speak of SIDEQUESTS.
YAY.

(Available)

Spoiler: Second Life Speedrun

this was my first time drawing the T1 SPs Female Warrior and Male Ranger
i was lazy here too tho
herpa derpa

also i gave Warrior my glasses and Ranger the earpiece
just to tell that we're still the two stooges

it took us less than a week to get to our T1 Specialist.
in comparison, it took us two years to do so in our last playthrough
(i was the Red Mage, and Kamikaze was the Warrior)
(neither of us liked it)

(Coming Soon)

Spoiler: Wing Spans

comic19

(Available)

Spoiler: fuck the real ending, we won the game by now

i decided to actually put my/our signature in this one
dont pirate the other comics
unless you want to dishonor your name too
yeah thats right, fuck you stealers
unlike you, Kamikaze and I are indecent

also this is the first time i put in real text in a comic other than Divine's new profile picture
the text font is called Fjalla 1 if anyone is interested in using it

basically, fifty Specialist Addon Point Chargers were bought out of the market by two greedy grinders in one day

if you dont know what Specialist Addon Point Chargers are, they recover ten thousand Specialist Addon Points and lets you basically go Super Sayian for a longer amount of time

(Coming Soon)

Spoiler: The Card, The Treasure

comic23

i have like 20+ other comic ideas for this
so if you really wanna stick around,
your loss

so enjoy the first five comics for now
there's gonna be a bit more content
up until 30 comics
fuckin' 30-image limit got me like [oof]



other than that feel free to go on my profile and call me a fegit





oh yeah, i forgot to put up an update for personal matters now that this posted

Spoiler: holy hot dog in a toaster this is too long to read

theres a lot of shit happening on my expense, whether it be in real life or other dimensions
thats right
im a fuck mothering time/space traveller

but i'll list stuff that's happening based on art production

1.) Online schooling
that's right
i was too hot to handle at my regular school
so now i'm taking classes online
this means i have a LOT more free time than i usually do
and you're safe to bet both of your asscheeks i'll spend most of it on artwork

2.) Anger control strategies and rehab
this is gonna make me a lot less saltier over spacious disputes
im doing this not only for my own social health,
but im also doing this so that i can put up with the shit from a much more "wise and mature" audience

3.) Having a real leisure activity besides art
ive been doing a lot more shit on the internet
like scrolling through memebases
and going batshit hardcore impatient over One Piece's episode release productivity
but other than a deep and dank battle between a half-man half-condom and a brutal spool of string,
im playing really old video games (NosTale) with losers like me (cough) Jacques, Jack, and Tony (cough)

4.) Getting my family to be my friends
i dont even like playing Brawlhalla
but chances are, if your older brother gets to be one of your best friends,
you might be able to get a hold of a bunch of cool shit for free
and i need the privileges
im the youngest guy in my family
fuck me amirite
heh

5.) Finally getting a goddamn webcam
finally a "large mirror" i can use to get faces done other than an actual mirror
that shit huge
like yo mama Leviathan

6.) Accepting the fact that I'm more weird and cringe-worthy than funny to most people
i KNOW im not funny anymore, i KNOW im just weird and cringe-worthy
and i kinda came to terms with it
but i accept that because someone around here's gotta be that kind of person
and be goddamn loud about it
loud enough to prove to everyone else that the role as "cringe clown" is already taken

 

Gotta love the moped

 

Rip in rest Specialist 1 (2016-2016). You will be missed.

 

updated the comic with Comic 11: "the shit that we do for ghosts in rocks"