Ninjazzzzzz's Thread Of Bad Puns

This is where I shall assemble all my bad puns.

- When using a Dexterity build, it's really electrifying
- I so rarely ever see anyone use the build, it's shocking
- I want to be the only one who uses Dexterity, other people are stealing my thunder
- How does Salted get around? He mooves
- I ran out of cow puns, I'm in utter defeat
- I wonder wynn the Gavel hype will end
- The sheep outside of Detlas must be sheepish after dying so much
- Sorry, that was a baaaaad pun
- What do you call Salted when he's scared? A coward
- When the Guardian of the Forest woke up, he told me to leaf him alone
- I mean, come on Guardian of the Forest. Wood you not?
- How do dogs get their treats? They embark on an adventure
- When I first saw Nesaak, I was like "Snow way! How the hail did they build this?"
- Why do you avoid icicles? Because they aren't very nice
- What do you call a monkey that is insane? Bananas.

Oh, got another few. Here, owl add them in.
Wait, I'm not sure if I have the koalafications to add them.

 

*clap clap*

 

You truly do Wynn at puns.

Keep up the good work (I could not think of a pun for that... )

 

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Added some more puns

 

The last time my IQ dropped down this hard, Japan surrendered.

Btw that nesaak pun was cold

 

Wow, you've got a skeleton of puns. You're really rattling my funny bone. I'm gonna keep an eyesocket out for this thread. I'll try to come up with some puns, but I have a bone to pick with @_DeadlockedX_

 

goodbye with undertale themed puns please

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@Ninja got dat azzzzzz

 

You should write a book about puns and collab with Sans.

 

I'VE FOUND MY HOMELAND!

mfw rly keytar. really.

 

yis.

 

Some one should be punished for this.

 

How punny

 

That made me want to punch you!

 

That water pun is really Kraken me up!

Spoiler: Don't open this

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2. I wasn't originally going to go through with the brain transplant but then I changed my mind.
3. If two vegans get into a fight is it still considered beef? Maybe. But they will surely artiChoke eachother
4. The cannible who was late to the convention was given the cold sholder
5. The cannible who ate the priest got a taste for religion
6. Oh shoot I forgot my boomerang pun! I'll get back to you when I remember it.
7. Did you hear about the guy who was hit in the head with a can of soda? Luckily for him it was a soft drink!
8. Did you hear about the chef who came down with a terminal illness? He pasta way
9. If I had a penne for every good pasta pun I've heard!
10. There are over 500 types of pasta! The pastabilities are endless!
11. My friend told be this really bad bird pun the other day. But he didn't know that Toucan play that game
11. Did you hear about the walrus who went on a rampage the other day? They Sealed him away
12. A good steak pun is a rare medium well done
13. Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak
14. I wanted to tell you a chemistry joke but... Na... I didn't think I would get a Reaction... All the good ones Argon...
15. I think Santa has a work shop on the river front in South America... All the presents are from Amazon this year!
16. I'm sorry... You don't deserve this Punnishment