Wynncraft Forum City (continue-the-story)

Lazarus Shamutogake, a spinosaurid artificially made dinosaur, looked out the window of his profile (Dravern), where he moved to after the great Forum Change ripped apart the old Forum. He'd weathered a lot, and seen the old celebrities of the city wash away, and sometimes return. He too did this before. He watched as roman candles and molotov cocktails flew in certain buildings (referred to as 'threads' by the citizens), and watched as people/cartoon horses/fluffies/dinosaurs/fluffy dinosaurs (like himself) in other threads actually talking about things or making things or whatever. He made his home in the roughest part of these forums- a place commonly referred to as Nemract's Bar. Occasionally, he would visit the neighboring area usually called Other Games.
Suddenly, he heard a loud rumbling.
"They're here." he mumbled. He knew who these people where- and it had only been a matter of time until they came. He knew they would.
The science deniers.
(imagine the science denier's voice as Jerma's noob imitation voice) "dINASAWRS DIDNT HAV FETHERS I SAU IT IN JURASIK PAERK U SHUD DIIIIIIIE!!!!!1!!!111!!!! ):<" "BERDS R NOT DINOS AND DINOS AR LIZERDS" "SkODINnERS CAT IS DUM" "aCIENCE IS DUMM" "uR DUMM" "WAT R U A FURRY U LIEK FETHRY DINOS????" "ummmm actually velosiraptor was as tall as a adult boy sooooooo ur smal raptr is Wronggggfg"

<I hate using mouse pad this sucks ):

Continue the story! I will disregard comments that have no contextual meaning and/or are troll comments meant to derail the thread. You're allowed to have independent subplots with your own character. Just don't control other people's characters. Don't.

 

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'Ello?

 

bump pls ):

 

hello?
it's me?

 

Is it me you're lookin for?

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As the science deniers evaporated whioe being hit with blue lasers, one particular one stood out: Noobgalaxies. Head of the ancient fallen Noob tribe who has returned after an year of slumber. He looked around, got appalled at the strange sight, but soon got used to it as this was the strange, unforgiving lands known as, "The 1nt3rn3t". Even he didn't know what ancient lamguage was used to pronounce the name.

He wondered why all others were evaporating, the lasers didn't hurt him at all. All he knew was that a weird black dinosaur...thing was destroying his compatriots. So he sought to destroy it.

 

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Immediately, Lazarus recognized that this man had the same sheer ANGER as anyone who's ever bought Spore (Darn you EA! Making it so hard to connect to servers!), and jumped into a circular opening behind his surprisingly circular bed from all fours (spinosaurids were mostly quadrupedal).
Da-dweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP
The sound of muuuussiiiiiic something technological is getting louder.