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Your Best Comeback!

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by Lizardbot_Vortex, Dec 23, 2015.

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  1. Lizardbot_Vortex

    Lizardbot_Vortex Hunting you down...

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    LOL I LUV IT
     
    Lizardbot_Vortex, Jan 3, 2016
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  2. Supertaster

    Supertaster Will single-Handedly crash wynncraft economy HERO

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    -So this atheist goes up to me and starts makin fun of my religion, so I was all like so why do you celebrate Christmas if your not christian. Then i asked him, "also, why celebrate valentines day when nobody likes you?"

    -Person makes fun of me for not jaywalking, and I was all like YOU DON'T NEED TRAFFIC LIGHTS TO GO STRAIGHT TO HELL M8. Then I gave him a hug and we moved one :P

    -If you run out of comebacks, just say "Screw you! And your eyebrows!"

    Grab a napkin homie. You just got served.
     
    Supertaster, Jan 3, 2016
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  3. Jacksohn_01

    Jacksohn_01 Legendary Procrastinator

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    Imaine a jar. An empty jar. A jar big enough for you to fit in.

    The jar is empty.

    For some reason, you are now in that jar, just imagine that ok.

    Now I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Because now I have a jar of dirt.
     
    Jacksohn_01, Jan 3, 2016
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  4. Zitrine

    Zitrine Lore-kun CHAMPION

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    Zitrine, Jan 4, 2016
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  5. Zombiemonster314

    Zombiemonster314 Protector of all Potatoes VIP

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    You can't spell manslaughter without laughter!
     
    Zombiemonster314, Jan 4, 2016
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  6. ohwooops

    ohwooops Not Very Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    [​IMG] hehehehehe
     
    ohwooops, Jan 4, 2016
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  7. Ackro

    Ackro The true Elite Quadbrid! HERO

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    - Someone throws a bad pun or joke directed at you...

    "I think we need a fire extinguisher here! This man dried up the forest."

    Now they could return with another one, "You mean the place you live in?"

    Sorry, I've been naughty... ;D
     
    Ackro, Jan 5, 2016
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  8. Hiryu

    Hiryu not so lazy artist VIP

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    When someone pisses me off...

    "SCREW YOU!!!"

    "Guess what"
    Idiot: What
    "SHUT UP YOU DUMBASS"

    Rage is beautiful
     
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    Hiryu, Jan 5, 2016
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  9. LoyalFlush

    LoyalFlush Very Pleasant

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    When annoying people say things like: "Only nerds practise instruments"

    Yes, and only morons like you believe that you can be good at something without practising.
     
    LoyalFlush, Jan 6, 2016
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  10. Goati

    Goati actually joeo HERO

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    I hate these type of threads because I make up all my comebacks as I go along

    ;-;
     
    Goati, Jan 7, 2016
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  11. Lizardbot_Vortex

    Lizardbot_Vortex Hunting you down...

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    Lol, try a comeback, at those comebacks
     
    Lizardbot_Vortex, Jan 8, 2016
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  12. EPdog

    EPdog Happy Adventurer :)

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    If you can't be nice then be quiet.
     
    EPdog, Jan 8, 2016
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  13. Noobgalaxies

    Noobgalaxies Make sure you eat plenty of fruit!

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    *cough cough* "Excuse me, but I'm allergic to bullshit"
    -Will Smith, I.Robot

    Are you natgeo? Because all I'm hearing from you are animal squawks.

    Dude, I know you're going through hard times, but you don't need to talk to yourself like that.

    *silence* You hear that? That is the beautiful sound of nobody giving a shit.
     
    Noobgalaxies, Jan 8, 2016
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  14. Hiryu

    Hiryu not so lazy artist VIP

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    I bump to live, I bump to die, I bump to fart, I bump to revive
     
    Hiryu, Jan 17, 2016
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  15. Nano_Chen

    Nano_Chen -Laptop User-

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    if its near something i can close & i always carry a straw with me for this
    "here have this and suck it up"
    *Closes thing that can be closed*
    "Now shut up"
    *takes straw back*
     
    Nano_Chen, Jan 17, 2016
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  16. Moose_Cow

    Moose_Cow O R A

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    (Comeback) 2nd guy: "Your mom's chesthair!"
     
    Moose_Cow, Jan 18, 2016
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  17. joshua123_4

    joshua123_4 Lord of Chaos, Master of Destruction

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    My comback:
    *complete silence
    ... then: I know where you live. I will hunt you down till the end of the earth and make sure you are destroyed. You can escape this conversation, but you can not escape you faith. I will see you in Hell my friend...

    But since I don't make comebacks you can say this or:
    But if you close your eyes (Pompeii lyrics) and still no one will care
     
    joshua123_4, Jan 19, 2016
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    -- The world's most popular Minecraft server

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  19. Zitrine

    Zitrine Lore-kun CHAMPION

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    I haven't watched that movie, but you got my pun :P
     
    Zitrine, Jan 19, 2016
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  20. SPYROHAWK

    SPYROHAWK Head Grand Theorist HERO

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    Some of my friends have the worst comeback ever. If you insult them they will say

    "yeah, well guess what? You're grass!"

    IDK how grass is offensive... but ok?
     
    SPYROHAWK, Jan 19, 2016
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