The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

I'd like to play a game...

You're granted 1 wish, which has no limits. Wish for whatever you want, but beware: The person below you decides it's catch.

The Aim of the Game:
The aim of the game is to sabotage the wish of the person above you, giving it a nasty catch.
How to Play:
In order to play, quote the last person's message and say what the catch is. Then, write your own wish and hope that the next person has a kind heart.
Example:
I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can never land.

I wish Gavel was released tomorrow, fully completed and without bugs.

Granted, but you're banned from Wynncraft.

Rules:
1. You can only sabotage the wish of the person above you, you can't sabotage the person 4 messages above you because you have a better catch.
2. Do not have idiotic / overpowered catches (E.g.: [Person 1]: I wish I had an apple. [Person 2]: Granted, but you die instantly), and try to make them creative.
3. Try not to dodge catches, or wish for the same thing twice. This is just stupid (e.g.: [Person 1] I wish I had an apple. [Person 2]: Granted, the apple is rotten. [Person 1]: I wish I had an apple that wasn't rotten and couldn't harm me in any way and I couldn't die because of something happening with the apple.)
4. This is meant for fun, do not get angry at others or use excessive foul language.
5. HaVe FuN!

My Wish:
I wish I had the powers of telekinesis (moving objects with your mind).

 

Granted, but people burn you at stake for being a witch.

 

You have to grant a wish

 

You'll need to say what your wish is, so that the game can continue with the next person corrupting it.

Wish:
I wish that no harm could come to me or my loved ones.

 

But that's only physical harm... You and your loved ones get brain disease.

I wish for $100000000.

 

You get $100,000,000

Unfortunately, the payment comes in pennies.

Even more unfortunately, the sudden appearance of a hundred million dollars moderately disturbs the economy, causing many lives to be changed for the worse.



I wish for the ability to have complete and total control over anyone i choose repeatedly without any repercussions, mental or physical to my body or theirs.

 

but every body you take control of,takes control of YOUR body.
And they will know every thing about you

 

i wish i had a chocolate cookie to give to the genie

 

Yes,but then a other genie would poison it.

 

but

not

me

;)

 

K
I wish that I could have a cookie from liegua999.

 

ill make your dream come true *gives cookie*

 

I wish people knew how to play this game, and actually gave me wishes to ruin...

 

Granted, they forget how.

 

Hummmmmmmm....granted I guess...

 

Granted, but that isn't a wish.

I wish I could navigate the Canyon of the Lost effectively.

 

Granted!
Get teleported to it and fall in it

I wish I had a new "T" key for my keyboard

 

You get the new T. There is no catch. But all your keys are now T and in time you forget where everything else is and accidently delete all your files on your computer.

I wish I could have an army of the Naga so that I could crush all of my enemies in Wynn and Gavel. They would always obey me.

 

Granted. But they have a life span of 3 days and cannot reproduce.

I wish I had a potato.

 

Granted, but it's the size of a crumb.

I wish there was 10 provinces released in Wynn.