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Your Best Comeback!

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by Lizardbot_Vortex, Dec 23, 2015.

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  1. Lizardbot_Vortex

    Lizardbot_Vortex Hunting you down...

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    I just want to here your best comeback... for any situation I guess... SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

    You can also but jokes (dad jokes yo mama jokes, ect...), pick up lines, and riddles!
     
    Lizardbot_Vortex, Dec 23, 2015
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  2. Cruuk

    Cruuk yopyop HERO

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    Minecraft:
    "I'm not being mean, I'm just being honest"
     
    Cruuk, Dec 23, 2015
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  3. Troll4ever31

    Troll4ever31 Designed to be a moron.

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    "My sarcasm is so advanced that people mistake me for being stupid"
    It's the beeeeest comeback out there, trust me.
     
    Troll4ever31, Dec 24, 2015
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  4. Eridan Ampora

    Eridan Ampora Prince of Rustic Builds VIP+

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    Minecraft:
    "Ur mom"
    Works every time ;)
     
    Eridan Ampora, Dec 24, 2015
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  5. Lizardbot_Vortex

    Lizardbot_Vortex Hunting you down...

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    I got to use that one more often lol
     
    Lizardbot_Vortex, Dec 24, 2015
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  6. Sanae_pls

    Sanae_pls That Fucking Dark Wizard

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    mine's usually just to ignore them lol
     
    Sanae_pls, Dec 25, 2015
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  7. Kalmer

    Kalmer Famous Adventurer VIP+

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    I'm not arguing, I'm only explaining to you why I am/was right.
     
    Kalmer, Dec 25, 2015
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  8. Mishapen Ladel

    Mishapen Ladel Giving Criticism were its due.

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    "you know what, people don't like you. They just tolerate you"
     
    Mishapen Ladel, Dec 26, 2015
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  9. Badlander Kiba

    Badlander Kiba Well-Known Adventurer

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    No words, just stab em, or if they mock you for not saying anything tell them "nobody plans a murder outloud" then stab them :D
     
    Badlander Kiba, Dec 27, 2015
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  10. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    I pun them to death.
    They think it's punnecessary, but it really is pun!
     
    hmm, Dec 27, 2015
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  11. Bio

    Bio Father of Class Builds Section VIP+

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    "oh, I'm sorry. I didn't hear your insult because of how ANNOYING you are."
     
    Bio, Dec 27, 2015
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  12. Zitrine

    Zitrine Lore-kun CHAMPION

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    I stare at them. Because I am not very good at arguing with people, I just stare at them.

    "Are you freaking kidding me say that again I double-dare you."
     
    Zitrine, Dec 27, 2015
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  13. SmellyCrabbykid

    SmellyCrabbykid Your local source of cancer.

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    I'm not really good at comebacks, but if I get in a sticky situation I'm going to the cooking club in my school, taking a knife, stabbing someone (and hoping I don't go insane) and then throwing them in the incinerator, then hoping other students/Senpai/a teacher/your mom doesn't see me.
     
    SmellyCrabbykid, Dec 28, 2015
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  14. Ironraptor3

    Ironraptor3 Dragon Slayer, Sabre, CS/Game Dev VIP

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    "No u" *airhorns *
     
    Ironraptor3, Dec 28, 2015
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  15. Kahsol

    Kahsol Local Serial Liker CHAMPION

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    Staying silent, that pisses them off.
     
    Kahsol, Dec 28, 2015
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  16. FTB_player123

    FTB_player123 gavel is actually here VIP+

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    FTB_player123, Dec 28, 2015
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  17. ThatScarfDude

    ThatScarfDude The Magic Scarf VIP+

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    Scream a lot. And I mean a loooot.

    Or just say #Soon
     
    ThatScarfDude, Dec 29, 2015
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  18. vaticc0de

    vaticc0de what is life

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    When someones calls me gay (which I'm not) I just say back I'm straighter than the poll your mom dances on ;)

    also these

    I bet your brain feels good as new seeing you never used it...
    Was that meant to offend me? Because the only thing offending me is your face
    Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither. then walk away

    This is more of an insult more than comeback but
    Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone one there is a prick
     
    vaticc0de, Dec 29, 2015
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  19. Jacksohn_01

    Jacksohn_01 Legendary Procrastinator

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    Oh you were talking to me? I was already wondering why you were talking to yourself.

    "Shut your whore mouth"
    Is that how you speak with your mother? Because that phrase must have a background story.

    More to come eventually.
     
    Jacksohn_01, Dec 29, 2015
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  20. XxVParadoxVxX

    XxVParadoxVxX Exousia_JL (Professional Wynncraft Player) VIP

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    "Why does it feel like Call of Duty, Cause shots are being fired."
    "Let me add some more gas to the flame."
    "Do you need aloe vera for that burn cause I have plenty."
    Love em
     
    XxVParadoxVxX, Dec 30, 2015
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