What Is The Stupidest Thing You've Heard In Wynncraft

No, I most definately do not have 90 intelligence with 8 in every thing else which explains how a level 20 skeletons rekt me while I was lagging.

 

I made a shout asking where Visbe was (As I could not find him) and one utterly unhelpful message stood out:
"omg how do you not know where visbe is gavels like been out for like 2 hole days get a life"
...
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

...and when I finally found his camp...
he didn't spawn
feck

 

A Shout: "Wait.... White horses are better than black horses? WYNN IS RACIST"

Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn

 

btw where's visbe? I found the other two but not him. tell pl0x

 

I don't even...

 

He's not really "near Llevigar"; In fact, he's quite close to the swamp. Follow the road out then look for a cave with a blue flag near the swamp.
It's either this one or this one.

 

Thanks!

 

I'm not sure if this should be here, or in the funniest things thread.

One of my friends: "Can you help me with something-or-other in Gavel?"
Me: "This is the third time in an hour that I've told you that I started a new class. LOL"
My friend: "I don't know what drugs I'm taking, but they must be pretty good."

 

I just wasted lost threw away used my last shout on "#dankbank"

 

Someone wants to pick a fight, so they sent me a pm, after I made a shout.
Self-contradictory, much?

PS: Making fun of, or insulting someone because of, a disability, real or perceived, is really unacceptable.

 

Chatting with guildmates featuring robodog4!
Episode 1: Racist Dod
Here I ask "Why are all the horses that attack you white?"
And Dod responds with "Our characters are black, and the horses are meant to be cops!"

*laughter Reel

 

That spam doe... @SeanThomas2 go to Ragni. No, I don't mean that as an insult, I mean there is actually a water bottle merchant at Ragni. Or if you aren't doing the underwater quest, kill silverfish in the desert.

 

Well, Rymek's closer to Almuj...

 

I was in this big party with people, first we shrekt final amadel (party host was around lvl 75, name: iEddie) First we shrek Amadel, we were like talking about things, just going in the teleporter to ancient city. When we reach door to bossfights we realise some people haven't done the puzzle part and does all the puzzles, or just doesn't know. Then we go kill bob. Then after that, i say; cant we go and do ToA now? people agree with me, talking.
iEddie: ToA? The lvl 75 one? Meet at ToL!
Other guy: Not ToL, ToA.
iEddie: is that lvl 75?
Me: No, it's level 40.
iEddie: but the lvl 75 one?
Other guy 2: There is no lvl 75 one.
iEddie: But where do you get champions armor then?
Me + other people: In the lvl 40 quest: Tower of Ascension.
iEddie: But the quest is lvl 40? How does that make sence?
Various people: You progress.
iEddie: oh okay. Where is it?

Doing silverfish dungeon:
You know the part with the tripwires, where you have to drop down to the "trap"?
If you go past it, there are barriers blocking your way.

Other person: (cant remember name) Help me, this dungeon is not possible.
Me: uuhm you just go down here. (falls down)
Other person: NO DONT YOU WILL DIE!
Me: no. (presses button down there)
Other person: well, im going down then.
Other person falls into lots of mobs.
Other person: OMG BUGS GET THEM OFF ME YOU LIAR!!!!!
Just gg. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

classes are balanced - everyone (we all know thats not true)

 

Well, actually, they're pretty balanced. What people mean by that is when they team up, they're unstoppable.

 

so this lvl 45 was on one of the levigar statue. He told me thathe wanted to cjump down but I told him that there is fall dmg now... he said that im lying and fell off .-. he died and sicne he was at 2 sp he lost his stuff -.- lmao then he started shouting at me for not telling him bout fall dmg. lmfao

 

Now this is what happens when you're to lazy to read about all the new features they've added..

 

Pi didn't read about fall damage, but I heard someone talk about it. I was sceptical, but sure enough, when I tested it, it was definitely legit.

 

Well at least, they aren't now anyway. They used to be almost balanced.