Stupidest Reasons You’ve Been Banned From A Server

"Disrespecting the staff" :p
So, I was on a small creative server with plots. I saw the owners plot and it had sign that said "constructive criticism appreciated" and let me tell you this guy was not Grian... The house was sooo bad. I told him something about the shape and he said "wtf dude, you're being an a******!"

That msg was the first I had said in the chat because I had just joined, and I got banned for it...

 

I was banned for being too good on the server .-.

 

I was banned on a server once for killing a co owner in a 1v1 pvp style minigame. Legit/10 best ban

 

I was banned for using sphax. You know, the texture pack?

"It's sp-hax"
Yep.
Seems legit.
8/8

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I need you to PM me it.
For... scientific reasons...

 

/ban BlahBlah161616
Reason: Banning someone for not a good... wait, I mean bad reason

 

I got banned for being a *****it to staff (staff was not great in general).

 

Once, I got a 3 day forum ban for saying tldr. Apparently it was 'unnecessary and offensive'.

 

LOL

 

well I got banned while the admins were doing their roleplaying military maneuvers against the server spawn, deploying airstrikes, poison potions, lightning, lava, and kitties against it. they, of course, succeeded in their goal, and soon enough I was spawning into a big hole in the ground. when I notified them that their spawn was demolished, they accused me of standing in the way of their victory celebrations and I was forever banned from that server.

 

This one time I got banned for falling. I decided it would be a fun idea to go to Y level -100,000,000,000.

I got unbanned and afk'd for a week while the owner was in the hospital.

 

Once I called someone out for being sexist (on a city build) and got banned on his private survival server (which I didn't know because I was never even ONCE on the server). Someone I knew saw, that I got banned.

Yeah... great great loss. /s

 

For logging on.

Don't ask.

 

I've never been banned, but I've sure had my share of kids at Mineplex accusing me of killaura, aimbot, and god hacks. Nothing new there, though.

 

I think in tf2 that might be kind of reasonable, just to let you know

 

wow people are commenting so fast that my alerts can't catch up!

 

I got banned for going to a guy who-got-banned's teamspeak

 

On this old server I used to play on called "Shadowraze" there was a basic jobs and economy system. There was a market place where people would often visit to sell wares. One day, I decided to hire myself out as a Miner for people. I said something like "Selling my mining facilities for $X! Hire now!" a few times, then this troll says "Mods! ajdude has X-Ray! BAN HIM!" and before I could say anything I was banned. Wow...

 

I was staff on a server, and I didn't know whether Nether Portals were allowed but I said they were, and the owner messaged me "SHUT THE FUCK UP THEY'RE NOT" and I asked him to calm down

#banned

 

i was doing a parkour and i glitched, and if someone looks at me, it looks like i'm Flying

......Me (stuck)
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*just ignore the .*

and a staff sees me and bans me for flying

 

Well, there was this server which has a minigame which involved horse racing, and multiple coloured horses with different stats and there was this guy in chat saying that white horses are the best (they sucked) and I told him black horses are better (best horse) and almost instantly got banned for being racist....Obviously horse discrimination