Arch's Pun Of The Week

Hello!
Welcome to Arch's Pun of The Week!
Each week, I will select either a pun someone posts here or a pun I thought up myself to make the pun of the week. Each week I intend to make you either cringe, laugh, or groan at my puns. There may also be a bonus pun here and there if I feel like it.
Enjoy!
(Disclaimer: I'm not going to set a day each week that I do this.)


-=+=- Week 1 PoTW -=+=-
So I was trying on my tux the other day.
I looked in the mirror and saw my tux.
I think it suits me.
-=+=-​

 

A pun thread? I did not sea that coming.

 

oh god here we go

 

You mamas like a chicken coop..
she has co*ks in her all day

 

Yo mama's so old, she's probably going to die soon.


















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