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What Is Your Best Pick-up Line?

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by Kvmilla, Sep 8, 2015.

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    I know, cheesy, but it works!
     
    DanMetroArnold, Dec 10, 2015
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    Zitrine Lore-kun CHAMPION

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    ScrubSaito Always a scrub

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    ScrubSaito, Dec 10, 2015
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    Nesaak Good boy HERO

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    Lemniscate ☞ ͠° ‿‿ ° ☞ HERO

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    Pickup lines really dont work. If you really want to impress, go up and introduce yourself. Don't make your intentions immediately clear as you'll come off as desperate and desperation is a huge turn off. If you're funny, make jokes. If you're not, make interesting small talk. Read her body language. Doing things like crossing her arms or glancing around the room or giving short answers like to open ended questions is usually a sign that she isnt interested. Don't be THAT guy who is always hitting on girls that are clearly not interested. Know how to take a hint. MAKE EYE CONTACT. I cant say this enough. If you want to engage in a conversation with anybody eye contact is key. Nothing is attractive about a person who is constantly fidgeting or glancing at his or her phone, at least not to me. At the same time, dont stare into that person's soul. Break eye contact every once and a while, otherwise you'll look creepy. Awkward silences are OK. They're only awkward if you make them awkward. Too many, however, may indicate that she simply isn't interested. That's ok. No matter who you are or what you look like, there's always going to be someone out there who's right for you. You just have to be willing enough to be persistent and look :)
     
    Lemniscate, Dec 10, 2015
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  6. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    This isn't really a "how to get a girl" type of thread. Its just a thread where everyone can share their pick up lines, regardless wether they work or not. More so, its also my personal past-time to read pickup lines.
     
    Kvmilla, Dec 11, 2015
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  7. Moe_Ronickah

    Moe_Ronickah Traveling through hyperspace . . .. CHAMPION

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    Even before I read Kv's response, I knew pretty much what it would be. You, sir, have stepped into a world of "nope". LOL! This thread needs a custom tag -"Serious . . . NOT!"
     
    Moe_Ronickah, Dec 11, 2015
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  8. Moe_Ronickah

    Moe_Ronickah Traveling through hyperspace . . .. CHAMPION

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    This works best in a museum:
    I wish I could shake your hand, but, alas, I cannot.
    Why?
    The sign at the entrance says "Don't touch the masterpieces."
     
    Moe_Ronickah, Dec 11, 2015
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  9. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    Kvmilla, Dec 11, 2015
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    You're Italian, right? Cause I'd like a pizza dat ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Courtesy of @LoveLusting
     
    ShadowMage1, Dec 11, 2015
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    Believe me. This one works EVERYTIME
    This is the number one line to pick up a mate. (Lol jk DO NOT say this. u will probs get arrested.)
     
    Kordak, Dec 11, 2015
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    BEST PICK-UP LINE I HAVE SEEN (I didn't make this, I toke it from a phrase of a anime ending)

    "I love you, more than anyone else, and I know you love me too, Because you are the one who looked at me the most"
     
    Hiryu, Dec 12, 2015
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    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    Number one line to get arrested fosho xD
     
    Kvmilla, Dec 12, 2015
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    Archorous Lord of Tea

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    Is it hot in here or... wait yep, it's just you.
     
    Archorous, Dec 12, 2015
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    Defunct Fighter Famous Adventurer

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    Alright, time for a new one.....
    Hey girl, are you a parking ticket, because you've got "FINE" written all over you.
     
    Defunct Fighter, Dec 12, 2015
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    Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

    I forgot my pickup lines. Uhh, go out with me?

    Hey baby knock knock who's there? Sex, sex who? Sex with me. BOOM!

    Hey girl, is your ass a keg? 'Cuz I wanna tap that ass.
     
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  17. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    Earthliving Shitpost Plaza Lurker HERO

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    "Are you an endy? Cuz i really like abusing your abilities"
     
    Earthliving, Dec 14, 2015
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    HelioPlayz Travelled Adventurer

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    Are you Wifi? Because I think we have a connection.

    Is you Daddy a Baker? Because you got some pretty nice buns!

    Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte

    xDD
     
    HelioPlayz, Dec 14, 2015
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