Selling A_nub__'s Black Market Of "tasty Treats". [grade Re-reopening!] [closed]

Ey kids! come ovah here.

Celebrating my 1000th post, after the 'accidental' forum wipe of 9/7, I decided I need to start a business, a unique one at that. I now introduce to you, a_nub__'s Black Market of drugs "tasty treats"!

In this market, you may request what you want of my tasty treat collection, you may only buy a total of half of a certain item's stock, but you can buy multiple items at one time. You're free to come back and enjoy your
"tasty treats" as long as you do NOT bring authority figures here. This includes mods and well-known players. This place must be kept top secret.

Here's my current stock: (I'll restock my stock every weekend.) (Weapons, armor, mah bling (rings, bracelets, and amulets), potions, and pieces of paper are NOT for sale.)

Each individual item costs 12 emeralds.

If you will be so kind, I will accept your donations of... random shit. Like a junk merchant. For every item you donate to me, I will give you 6 emeralds, but it's up to me if I'll accept your donation or not depending on certain circumstances. You can donate up to 5 separate items and you can have a total of 4 of each separate item at once.

The meeting place will be in a dark alleyway on the side of the bank at Detlas, and in the purple tent at Cinfras.
If you want to buy any, be sure to enjoy them satisfyingly! They are good for your "health"

Order Form:

Items: [item names]
Quantity of items: [Quantity, wanted item], [Quantity, separate item]
Time of Trade:

Changes: Lowered the prices of da tasty treats, and lowered the reward of donating "tasty treats" to me to compensate.

P.S plez dun tell da modz dey will arrest meh.

 

ill buy 4 of the things above the snow ball and 4 salmon fish

 

Bump! Lowered the prices for the "tasty treats"

 

hey look it's you! ;D

 

EMERALDS FOR ONLY TWELVE EMERALDS EACH BUY TODAY

 

I have reopened my business once again, with a new stock. This also means that "tasty treats" will no longer be distributed publicly on Detlas Server 1. If you want your rush of my delightful "tasty treats" you must reply here with your order.

 

OMG, I'll have the boots and helmet (Diamond) and one of your spears

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Enchanted Diamond helmets

 

Didn't I say that weapons, armor, and pieces of paper aren't for sale? I only sell Tasty Treats, and I'm closed for now as I am on vacation.

 

I will buy an emerald for twelve emeralds.

 

I shall be open once again! Due to the gavel update I haven't been able to distribute my fine exquisite drugs tasty treats! But now I'm back in business!

 

What's that flower?