Why Did Thy Chicken Cross Thy Road?

Heres how it works

I will now say

"why did thy chicken cross thy road"

and you guys come up with reasons why

3 2 1 GO

 

Because Gavel was on the other side.

 

Because the chicken is a time-traveller and saw itself at the other side already, and in order to maintain the balance of spacetime, had to eventually cross the road in order to close the time loop.

 

To say hello... from the other side,
It must've called a thousand times
To tell you It's sorry, for everything that its done
But when it calls you never seem to be home

Hello from the outside
At least it can say that it tried
To tell you that its sorry, for breaking your heart
But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore

Hello, how are you?
It's so typical of it to talk about itself, it's sorry
It hopes that you're well
Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened?

It's no secret
That the both of you are running out of time

So hello from the other side
It must've called a thousand times
To tell you it's sorry, for everything that its done
But when it calls you never seem to be home

Hello from the outside
At least it can say that it has tried
To tell you it's sorry, for breaking your heart
But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore

Ooh, anymore
Ooh, anymore
Ooh, anymore
Anymore...

Hello from the other side
It must've called a thousand times
To tell you It's sorry, for everything that Its done
But when I call you never seem to be home

Hello from the outside
At least it can say that its tried
To tell you It's sorry, for breaking your heart
But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore

 

CopehPasteh c:

 

the chicken wanted lunck at kentaki fried chicken :D

 

its a console gamer and wanted to render the buildings on the other side :D

 

COS HE WANTED TO!!!!

 

(Lyric battle? My songs about suicide though so)

Because...

I don't think you trust
In
Chicken's
Self righteous suicide
I
Cry
When chickens deserve to
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wake up (wake up)
Grab a brush and put on a little make up
Hide the scars to fade away the shake up
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go to create another fable

You wanted to
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
You wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up
You wanted to
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
You wanted to

I don't think you trust
In
My
Self righteous suicide
I
Cry
When chickens deserve to
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

 

Because it's a dinosaur.

Inspired by the news of it's technical taxonomy, it ran from the farm to learn more about the mezoic period- and itself. It achieved a Ph. D in paleontology and biology, becoming one of the world's most respected scientists. It singlehandedly (or singleWINGedly if you will) shut down the Birds Are Not Dinosaurs (BANDit) movement and proved to the world the awesomeness of feathered non-avian dinosaurs. Now- he had one final obstacle to overcome- Not a real road, but a mental road- the road to immortality. Yes, indeed, he could live forever. By putting his brain into a computer, he could benefit society better and far longer. But is this really a good step to take? What horrendous act against nature was he committing to?

He knew the answer.

Yes.

The BANDits would come back.

And he needed to be there to shut 'em down.

He crossed the road.

He crossed it to get to the other side.

 

I know Cuz Chickens are stupid and just go across a road.... :_:

 

Cluck, oh, oh
Cluck, oh, oh
Cluck, oh, oh
Cluoohck
Im waking up to straw and feed,
I brush my feathers and pick my food
I do my due and lay my eggs
(Sound of egg being laid)

Im breaking out, ruffling my feathers, then checking out of the chicken farm,
This is it, my great escape
Cluck

Im ready now, i feel it in my wings,
enough to make my feathers swing,
welcome to the cross road, to the cross road,
welcome to the cross road, to the cross road,
cluck, oh, oh, oh, oh, cluck, oh, oh, oh, Im crossin' this rooooaaaad, crossing this rooooaaad
cluck, oh, oh, oh, oh, cluck, oh, oh, oh, Im crossin' this rooooaaaad, crossing this rooooaaad

I lay my eggs, ruffl' my wings,
This is the end of it, i suppose,
I take my step onto the busy street
Cluck!

Im ready now, i feel it in my wings,
enough to make my feathers swing,
welcome to the cross road, to the cross road,
welcome to the cross road, to the cross road,
cluck, oh, oh, oh, oh, cluck, oh, oh, oh, Im crossin' this rooooaaaad, crossing this rooooaaad
cluck, oh, oh, oh, oh, cluck, oh, oh, oh, Im crossin' this rooooaaaad, crossing this rooooaaad

Halfway across, still havnt died,
A single speeding driver... straight in my side...

Im ready now, i feel it in my wings,
enough to make my feathers swing,
welcome to the cross road, to the cross road,
welcome to the cross road, to the cross road,
cluck, oh, oh, oh, oh, cluck, oh, oh, oh, Im crossin' this rooooaaaad, crossing this rooooaaad
cluck, oh, oh, oh, oh, cluck, oh, oh, oh, Im crossin' this rooooaaaad, crossing this rooooaaad


A tragic story about a chicken that tries to escape the limitations of its farm and dies on the way to freedom.
Your move Robin.

 

Because the chicken was Cluckles and Bob was on the other side of the road.

 

To run away from the crazy people running to gavel

 

The other side isnt the Other side of the road.. its the afterlife....

 

The chicken finally found out the meaning of life and the universe and why we have emotions, why we die, why we hate, why we love, the chicken found all of this and it shatters its mind. The meaning of life, he told me such before he crossed the road to the poultry farm he said "01001001 01101101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110100 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00101110." From then on I questioned my very existence.

 

And then he told the thread creator that he used the word 'thy' wrong.

 

To get to the idiots house.




Knock Knock

 

to see cheako from 5 nights at freddy

 

So it can't be cooked by KFC