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What's The Weirdest Thing You Heard At School?

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by Choo, Dec 1, 2015.

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  1. CavemanJimbo

    CavemanJimbo What a lonely profile

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    m8 was sarcastic
     
    CavemanJimbo, Dec 3, 2015
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  2. Lady_of_Rohan

    Lady_of_Rohan I want to stop philosophizing, but I Kant.

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    I’m this kid’s #1 fan.
     
    Lady_of_Rohan, Dec 3, 2015
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    lennn Well-Known Adventurer

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    The cupcake is a lie.. It was my friend put hot sauce in mines. DAMN I HATE HIM
     
    lennn, Dec 3, 2015
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  4. Inceptus

    Inceptus Silent forums lurker

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    Some random bully:
    Guy: "I will f*** you"
    Me: "Im a guy."
    Guy Your an idiot"


    . . . . .

    Well, Im no stupider than him.

    Then my friend Will said:
    (Me and him are religious)

    Father Son and Holy SHOT!!
    (We drink consecrated wine in church services)
     
    Inceptus, Dec 3, 2015
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  5. xKindredKinesis

    xKindredKinesis .[_]. VIP

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    "OH MY GOD! HE HAS A PORN FOLDER!"
    - Everyone I sit next to during lunch, after they dug through my pictures folder without context
     
    xKindredKinesis, Dec 3, 2015
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  6. Potato Hoarder

    Potato Hoarder Hoarder of all potatoes VIP

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    One kid added a policy to the computers that opens and closes the cd trays (in an infinite loop) on all school computers if the date was April fools. It remains on all school computers to this day.
     
    Potato Hoarder, Dec 4, 2015
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  7. Jacksohn_01

    Jacksohn_01 Legendary Procrastinator

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    Jacksohn_01, Dec 4, 2015
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  8. Potato Hoarder

    Potato Hoarder Hoarder of all potatoes VIP

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    Look it up. It's a simple download and double click.
     
    Potato Hoarder, Dec 4, 2015
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  9. Troll4ever31

    Troll4ever31 Designed to be a moron.

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    "what's nasa" -some fucking idiot
    "You're not cool with your.. glasses" -somebody that really sucks at coming up with insults
    "what are those? " -another fucking idiot that uses shitty vine memes
    "deez nuts" -another idiot that uses vine memes
    "cod is good" -some little kid

    My school is just a place filled up with idiots. Idiots, idiots everywhere.
     
    Troll4ever31, Dec 4, 2015
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  10. Lady_of_Rohan

    Lady_of_Rohan I want to stop philosophizing, but I Kant.

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    So this JUST happened today:

    My lesbian friend to my other lesbian friend: “Your fingers are evil!”
     
    Lady_of_Rohan, Dec 4, 2015
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  11. BlackbirdMC

    BlackbirdMC Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    And..
    *gives that man a medal*
     
    BlackbirdMC, Dec 4, 2015
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  12. Choo

    Choo Well-Known Adventurer

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    Little kids....
    *too hesitate to ask him what grade he is*

    Here are some more:

    "Whats "kid" spelled backwards?"
    Me: DICK *saying it really loud*!
    *Everyone laughs*


    So I'm playing jetpack joyride and everyone starts looking at my tablet and Im like
    "you kidz are so NOSY!"
     
    Choo, Dec 4, 2015
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  13. Choo

    Choo Well-Known Adventurer

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    "I think the air needs to breathe a little"
     
    Choo, Dec 4, 2015
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  14. RaccoonRoss

    RaccoonRoss Friend of Raccoons

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    Is it weird that I enjoy watching people discover their total amount of orifices for the first time?
     
    RaccoonRoss, Dec 4, 2015
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  15. ayy im alpaca V2

    ayy im alpaca V2 triggered

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    some girl in my math class talking about pikachu dying


    something like i wanna get shot by pikachu yeahyeahyeahyeahyahwat
     
    ayy im alpaca V2, Dec 5, 2015
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  16. LeeLegion

    LeeLegion Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    "My girlfriends pregnant" -My best friend
    "Look, a flying walrus" - One of my friends
    "What do you get when you cross a cat with oranges?... NorangEs!!!" - One of my friends [I was utterly confused by this one]
    "John Cena is coming for ya mum!" -Another one of my friends

    My friends are wonderful...
     
    LeeLegion, Dec 7, 2015
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  17. Ice Guy

    Ice Guy I'm a little too icy for you VIP

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    A religious teacher at our school went on a rant on how we don't own anything.

    we all die eventually, and have to give everything back to God when we die.

    I now live on the streets naked waiting to die

    lol jk
     
    Ice Guy, Dec 8, 2015
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  18. Ziel

    Ziel Drifting far away HERO

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    'How much do you weigh? OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!' -my friend
    'Do NOT get two metal balls and put them together, dumbass!' -the same friend as above
    'DIE SEAGULLLL!' -the same friend, again
    'OMG ZX STOP PUTTING YO HANDS DOWN MY BACK' -another friend (I was actually doing it, im a perv)
    'Hey, what happens when you put two balls and a st-' -the friend as above... not even going to finish that...
    'Have you ever tried eating doritos with mountain dew? Don't ever try it.' -Me
    'In the holidays I ate dorito sandwiches!' -Me
    'Daddy ZX!' -the first friend
    'Carrots look wrong, don't ya think?' -friend
    'Hey! Get back here with my ba- oh my.' -same friend as above

    And... I'm in grade 6.
    Grade 6 is consisted of 11-12 years olds.
    My life is weird.
     
    Ziel, Dec 8, 2015
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  19. McFuzzyChipmunk

    McFuzzyChipmunk Knights of Gavel Guild Master

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    My teacher said he would fully insert a banana inside of someone if they didn't stop eating it.
     
    McFuzzyChipmunk, Dec 8, 2015
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  20. i eat bees

    i eat bees i eat bees HERO

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    You are old enough to decide what your future would be but need to ask permission to use the toilet.
     
    i eat bees, Dec 9, 2015
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