What Is The Stupidest Thing You've Heard In Wynncraft

Well, I suppose he isn't wrong (Strokes Minecraft icon)

Spoiler: More so of the dumbest thing done...

I found a way to survive void damage, and was bored.

This was a while ago, and have seen much dumber things, like this conversation:

Me: Anyone want to trade for some armor (I forget which one)
(After some time, I realized no one wanted to trade, so I head into the Golem vault)
Some guy: OMG STRIKER0614 IS HACKING HE'S INSIDE THE BANK AND GREIFING
Me: No, once you get in the 50s you get access to a quest to let you inside
Him: STFU YOU LIAR I'M REPORTING YOU, MY BROTHER HAS NVR BEEN INSIDE IT I SHOULD KNOW
Me: Are you kidding me.......
Him: STAFF!
Him: STAFF!
Him: STAFF!
Him: STAFF!
(This went on for around 5 minutes until a VIP+ came)
VIP+: Dude, what do you need?
Him: THIS GUY STRIKER IS HACKING
Me: I'm just in the stupid vault!
Him: I FINISHED REPORTING YOU HAVE FUN BEING BANNED!
Me and VIP+: Are you kidding me.....

And I never saw the guy again!

 

"Soon" is probably the most annoying and stupid thing i've ever heard

 

Your annoyance at it will fade... soon...

 

You sold me Melon Cutter for 15 Emeralds. It was a pleasure doing buisness with you.

 

I know this isn't Wynncraft related,but I just had to share it in the Stupidest of the stupid thread...

 

Actual experience

Me: Hey mind if i share this spawn point with ya?
Other: NO IM ODLER THAN YOU SO YOU NEED TO FUK OFF YOU STPID 2 YEAR OLD! MY MOM SEZ IF SOMEONE IS OLDR YOU NEED TO DO WHAT THAY TELL YOU
Me: Umm do you even know what fuck means?
Other: MY MOM SEZ YOU NEED TO BE 6 TO PLAY VIDIO GAMES
Me: Excuse me but how old are you?
Other: 6
Me: Im way older than you.
Other: HOW OLD R U?
Me: The law states that i dont have to tell you that.
Me: And please turn off caps lock
Other: IM TELLING MY MOM YOUR BULLEING ME
Me: Fuck it im changing servers
Me: Oh and please, go fuck yourself
*Leaves Game*

 

Wait...did I read this already?

 

This wouldn't be so stupid if this guy was a new player, but actually he is level 75

 

I found this thing:
http://imgur.com/cOWkvsw

(LOL, look at the link xD)

 

Mine came from me:

*First time in Detlas ever(I was level 8)*

Me: Are there more towns?

 

"He gave me a small loan of 1 million dollars"

Bish pls

 

When I was young I got a very large loan of 25$ from my grandfather. Life is great.

 

"Gavel will be out in about two weeks.."

I'm sorry WC staff don't kill me ;-;

 

Yeah something i posted earlier thinking that it would fit this thread.

 

So imagine, me a little level 50 warrior helping out a level 45 person with Bob's Tomb.
"Wait a moment," I say to him. "I can open this for you."
A level 60+ VIP player strolling by enters.
"Do you need help?" he asks.
"No." I say, as I type in /class and select my level 45 assassin.
I reappear inside Bob's tomb and open the door. The level 45 person yells his thanks and rushes in, while the VIP stands there and asks, "How did you get in there?"
"Do you want to enter?"
"Answer the question!"
"I don't want to."
"I'm going to report you!"
"For what?"
"For hacking!"
"Using /class isn't hacking..."
"It is too! I'm reporting you right now, enjoy your ban!"

... I was scared for three nights. Every "javaconnectionrefused: no information found" gave me a mini heart attack.

 

I came back...
And then I'm leaving again.
kthnxbai

 

So this is when Im about level 23. I got kinda obsessed with wynn when I saw it. There was so much cool stuff so I just pulled a 30 min study session and I just crawled through the forums and wiki. Then this guy finds me when I am using mage to heal. He was a level 13 warrior and he was like:
How did you regen so fast?!?!?!
Me: Uh I healed
N00b: I saw no potions!
Me: its a spell
N00b: No Its not! I can't do it!!!!
Me: ..... Its a mage thing
N00b: I'm reporting you for regen hacks......

I wonder if he actually reported me using heal lol


And then later on I dueled him even though I'm like twice his level. And I just used Some strats that I learned on the wiki and I bassically just teleported on top of a building and casted meteor once and then did my normal auto attack and since Im twice his level I two bang him. Then he goes
N00b: Im reporting you for reach hax and damage hax!
Me: Well Im twice your level so I do a lot of damage and the mage has a longer range than you.
Then the guy just leaves Detlas.

I wonder if he ever reported me for Regen damage, and reach hacking lol

 

I was digging through my screenshots folder and found a photo of me proudly displaying my "super good" Kelight's Toothbrush, which I thought was such a lucky drop because it had the "Rare" tag.

Still a good item tho

 

"Help I'm stucked."
Wat

 

Me and my guild, consisting mostly of level 30-50 players, deciding to try and attack Nemract... which is currently gaurded by hundreds of level 70 mobs... we got rekt very hard.