Media Gavel News

Thanks to @Devastation for this completely unique Banner!


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Our first Story today is brought to you by our very affable reporter @Shtafjord




Gavel’s Size Revealed!




Today I will be talking about the new amazing Gavel teaser

that recently came out.


A new Wynncraft teaser has really riled the players of wynncraft up! The teaser

includes lots of spoilers

for the upcoming Gavel Update

and the size of the amazing

Gavel Province.




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Our Interview today will be @Tantibus interviewing @Donald Trump


Tantibus:


“Hello Mr. Trump, can I just start this off with saying you’re a very affable man and I truly admire you”


Trump:

“Of course you do, I mean I’M Donny Fucking Trump! IM TOP OF THE POLLS!”


Tantibus:

“Well Mr. Trump if you don’t mind we here at Gavel News would like to ask you a few questions. So first off what is it like to be a Wynncraft Builder”


Trump:

“It’s a very great honor to be able to help construct the wall that will keep those filthy villagers out of our home province, I mean christ. Those villagers coming here taking jobs from hard working Wynnians!”



Tantibus:

“ Truly an amicable and abbada goal for you to construct that. We have time for one last question, what are your current projects and goals?”


Trump:

“I am currently running to be Wynncraft’s Featured Wynncraftian! You can come out and support me. I mean, I am already top of the polls and everything! https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/donald-trump.93237/”


Tantibus:

“I know I’ll be voting for you!”



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Thanks Donald Trump! Now on to our dear friend Sage for the tip of the week!



Always… uh… oh yeah, buy a lot of mana potions. They’re great!

Also like my forum posts.;-;



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Our second story is brought to you by our abbada dope reporter @Shtafjord


An Iron Heart!





A new teaser named "An Iron Heart" came

out 2 hours ago!

The teaser that has all the

players of Wynn

falling of their seats is about how

iron golems are actually villagers!

However, one of the voice actors of the teaser

also did voice acting for

Squiggles the Squid!

Does this mean that the villagers are actually just squids?

We don’t know yet!

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Here'sUncle Grolan With The Weather:



The Wynn Gavel News Weather Report:

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Thanks GriGri!

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Well that's all we have time for!

I hope you enjoyed this extra-packed

Wynn News edition! Don't forget to

message @Abandonedbank about a problem

you're having for a chance to be apart of

Abandonedbank's Problem Solving Corner!


As always thanks for all the support


This Has Been,

Gavel News

This has been brought to you by the WynnCraft Content Team.(TM)​

 

truly this was an amazing post, the news was on spot
and the weather made me sitting on the edge of my seat hoping [REDACTED] would be sunny!

thank you content team, you are doing an amazing job on everything you do. and thanks to players like abandonedbank, uncle grolan, shtafjord, donald trump, and the great tantibus!

 

It was an honor to interview America's future president... and Featured Wynncraftian.

Also...

DEV YOU HAD ONE JOB!

 

I TRIED

 

Truly an innovative and original News Edition! 10/10!

 

10/10 would news again?

 

Precisely.

 

My new favorite character: Original the Thread!

 

For more... great... tips, please lik n subscrib.

 

see now THIS is news!

 

.-.

And apparently Grolan's buffering

 

obviously using internet explorer

 

Truly amicable

 

Now this is golden.

 

Yay! the news is back! :D
Can't wait to beg you guys to let me be in an interview ;-;

 

So, your from Wynn but are making Gavel news....


k

 

@Devastation Grigri is lookin' fine today ;)

 

wonder where he got them from ;)