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Wynncraft Yo Mama Jokes!

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by HardyTheDude, Sep 30, 2015.

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  1. The One-eyed Guy

    The One-eyed Guy that guy VIP+

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    Yo mama's so fat that she couldn't go to the ocean because all the boats would break when she went on them.

    man what a lot of "so fat" jokes
     
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  2. Corcustos

    Corcustos It's what it's. CHAMPION

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    Yo' Momma so filthy that even the corrupter of worlds was corrupted by her stench.
     
  3. MeepingCrcoc

    MeepingCrcoc Newbie Adventurer

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    Yo Mama's so Stupid ,she got lost on her way to detlas while using a teleportation scroll!
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    Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason Gavel isn't out because she got stuck in there so now there trying to get her out.
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    Yo Mama's so Stupid, she was scared to go in the Nivla Woods because she thought the big bad wolf was going to steal her emeralds.
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    Yo Mama's so Stupid, she was using a depressing bow saying it wasn't working (PS: For all the retards out there a Depressing Bow does () Damage)
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    Yo Mama's so Fat, that when you enter the same server as her it says loading Yo Mama instead of loading chunks and then when you do spawn it says You were slain by Yo_Mama_Fat_Ass.
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    Yo Mama's so Poor, she started a key selling stand next to the skeleton Dungeon selling them for less than what she bought them for.
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    Yo Mama's so Fat the creators built her a whole island to stay on, only 1 problem she cant take a step because she will fall off the island.
     
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  4. Ritherlas

    Ritherlas A banished Elf seeking a new life.

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    Yo mama so OLD. she knows where the door in time valley leads to
     
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  5. Ironraptor3

    Ironraptor3 Dragon Slayer, Sabre, CS/Game Dev VIP

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    Yo momma is such a wench, the cook at ragni is HER apprentice!
     
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  6. Teh Sweg Lord

    Teh Sweg Lord Travelled Adventurer

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    Yo Mama's so STUPID, she thinks that Gavel will come out

    We are still waiting ;-; just believe
     
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  7. Inactive666

    Inactive666 Guest

    YO MOMMA'S SO STUPID, FAT, UGLY, AND POOR, THAT THE WHOLE WYNNCRAFT SERVER CRASHED AND HAD TO GO UNDER MAINTENANCE TO FIX THE HEAVY DAMAGES
     
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  8. Troll4ever31

    Troll4ever31 Designed to be a moron.

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    Yo moma so stupid, she asked where ragni was WHILST SHE WAS IN RAGNI.
    This actually happens a lot :p
     
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  9. TheNecromancer

    TheNecromancer dead

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    Yo mama's so ugly!
    When she applied for builder, her account was banned from the server AND the forums.
     
  10. Not A Nub

    Not A Nub h VIP

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    Yo mamma so fat, she's an entire province!

    Yo mamma so stupid, when she had to get milk for the cook, she took milk from her fridge, and poured it all over her screen!

    Yo mamma so old, she was in those times when only VIPs can get past Detlas.
     
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  11. CavemanJimbo

    CavemanJimbo What a lonely profile

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    Yo Mama so fat no wonder gavel will never come out!
     
  12. Hedless_Horseman

    Hedless_Horseman Jack-o-lantern Master VIP+

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    Yo mama is so big, that when she goes on the server people mistake her for Mama Zomble.
     
  13. vaticc0de

    vaticc0de what is life

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    Yo mama so short she got trampled by silverfish
     
  14. Flubby

    Flubby left and accidentally became leftist VIP+

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    Yo mama is a fine lady
     
  15. Nihilego36

    Nihilego36 Avos Air Avos

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    Yo mama so fat when she joined the server, she got banned for going off the edge of the world!
     
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  16. *Smiththehammer*

    *Smiththehammer* Newbie Adventurer

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    yo mama soooooo...... you what, screw it, GAAAAAAVVVEEEELLLLLLL.



    im excited....
     
  17. Jack Seen

    Jack Seen Newbie Adventurer

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    Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
     
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  18. Defunct Fighter

    Defunct Fighter Famous Adventurer

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    I've seen that video XD
    You mama's so ugly, even the King of Ragni didn't recruit her!
     
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  19. Violet Knight

    Violet Knight Aspiring front-end developer HERO

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    Yo mama's so stupid, she send a screenshot of Ragni when she applied for Builder!
     
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  20. ShadowMage1

    ShadowMage1 Seraph of Twilight CHAMPION

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    Yo Mama's so UGLY, she replaced Death as the final boss in Tower of Ascension!
    She's so ugly that the other bosses wouldn't come to her aid.
     
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