Wynncraft Yo Mama Jokes!

Yo mama's so fat that she couldn't go to the ocean because all the boats would break when she went on them.

man what a lot of "so fat" jokes

 

Yo' Momma so filthy that even the corrupter of worlds was corrupted by her stench.

 

Yo Mama's so Stupid ,she got lost on her way to detlas while using a teleportation scroll!

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Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason Gavel isn't out because she got stuck in there so now there trying to get her out.

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Yo Mama's so Stupid, she was scared to go in the Nivla Woods because she thought the big bad wolf was going to steal her emeralds.

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Yo Mama's so Stupid, she was using a depressing bow saying it wasn't working (PS: For all the retards out there a Depressing Bow does () Damage)

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Yo Mama's so Fat, that when you enter the same server as her it says loading Yo Mama instead of loading chunks and then when you do spawn it says You were slain by Yo_Mama_Fat_Ass.

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Yo Mama's so Poor, she started a key selling stand next to the skeleton Dungeon selling them for less than what she bought them for.

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Yo Mama's so Fat the creators built her a whole island to stay on, only 1 problem she cant take a step because she will fall off the island.

 

Yo mama so OLD. she knows where the door in time valley leads to

 

Yo momma is such a wench, the cook at ragni is HER apprentice!

 

Yo Mama's so STUPID, she thinks that Gavel will come out

We are still waiting ;-; just believe

 

YO MOMMA'S SO STUPID, FAT, UGLY, AND POOR, THAT THE WHOLE WYNNCRAFT SERVER CRASHED AND HAD TO GO UNDER MAINTENANCE TO FIX THE HEAVY DAMAGES

 

Yo moma so stupid, she asked where ragni was WHILST SHE WAS IN RAGNI.
This actually happens a lot :p

 

Yo mama's so ugly!
When she applied for builder, her account was banned from the server AND the forums.

 

Yo mamma so fat, she's an entire province!

Yo mamma so stupid, when she had to get milk for the cook, she took milk from her fridge, and poured it all over her screen!

Yo mamma so old, she was in those times when only VIPs can get past Detlas.

 

Yo Mama so fat no wonder gavel will never come out!

 

Yo mama is so big, that when she goes on the server people mistake her for Mama Zomble.

 

Yo mama so short she got trampled by silverfish

 

Yo mama is a fine lady

 

Yo mama so fat when she joined the server, she got banned for going off the edge of the world!

 

yo mama soooooo...... you what, screw it, GAAAAAAVVVEEEELLLLLLL.



im excited....

 

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

 

I've seen that video XD
You mama's so ugly, even the King of Ragni didn't recruit her!

 

Yo mama's so stupid, she send a screenshot of Ragni when she applied for Builder!

 

Yo Mama's so UGLY, she replaced Death as the final boss in Tower of Ascension!
She's so ugly that the other bosses wouldn't come to her aid.