What Is The Stupidest Thing You've Heard In Wynncraft

It's pretty easy to farm it as Mage. Just knock the boss into the water :/

 

Just a normal day in the Jungle...

killtoonz (Something like that): Hel
Me: What?
Killtoonz: p
Me: Please talk correctly.
Killtoonz: helpp
Me: *Looks at level, notes that Kill is level 24*
Me: Dude, you're too low level
*five minutes later*
Killtoonz: ye i kno i just wanted to go in temple of egends
Me: The ToL is level 68+. I think you meant the temple of legends?
Killtoonz: yea but i know how to glich in (seriously, he spelled that)
Me: That's bannable
*fifteen minutes later*
Killtoonz: well im friends with wymcratf and hel ban u
Me: Cool. Have fun with that. Where are you?
Killtoonz: on a tree
Me: K
I shoved him off a tree and into a slime, which was probably not nice but he was getting real annoying. Plus he talked in these huge pauses. Then I reported him.

 

Last year was nothing. You should have tried it the first year. Holy fuck was it hard, and you didn't even get the reward when you died even if your allies finished him off (it might have been the same with that last year, too, not too sure). I have so much nostalgia from the epic battles that I led back then

 

By far the most stupid thing I heard

samsungplay: Ok anyone who can help me for silverfish dungeon must be vip or vip+ msg me
Me: Wow that was a bad shout
other guy: ikr
Me: Who needs VIP when you have skills and levels xD?

 

I saw this, too. I was so confused by WHY he wanted someone with VIP or +, and I still am.

 

OK, I present to you the following, for your wonderment and curiosity. I received several private messages, about three of them during a 15 minute period, all the same, from ren------- before I replied. The multiple messages were all the first line of the conversation that you see, here, asking me to "throw an xp bomb". What follows, thus, is our exchange. I have not, as of yet, discovered the significance of his/her reply "Anything". However, the rest of the conversation is quite interesting.

 

I will say that the person apologized, so that's a plus.

 

At least he had legit spelling, grammar, and he apologized. But he was pretty noobish in the first place for asking for double xp.

 

Could be sarcastic when he apologised though. Or maybe he was really apologising.

 

Noob: I am reportzing for fly
Me: uuuhh I used escape
noob: Imposibl you peec of crud am teling notch i wan 2 fly LOL
Me: k

or

*some guy flys up a waterfall*
me: nice fly hacks
hacker: that wasnt hacks archers can fly
I am a level 75 archer

 

This isn't wynncraft related but it's pretty dang stupid.
We were playing this minigame called Resource Wars, which is like Skywars + Factions, and we started off in teams. My friend, Blue_Dire_Fire, decided to be trolly and broke the enchanting table.

 

*a level 18 noob approaches*

Noob: "neece horze"
Me: "Thanks"
Noob: "really niec"
Me: "I know…"
Noob: "wat tyype of house is dat?"
Me: "White"
Noob: "eye see what u did der, u have a brown horse colored white"
Me: "No a brown horse is brown"
Noob: "eeven better joke, u painted ur horse brown
Me: "No, its a white horse disguised as a skeleton horse
Noob: "hackr. skeleton hourse dont exizt
Me: "Its a disguise"
Noob: "reported! hahaha. good luck with ur ban"

For all of you wondering, thats exactly what he said, I couldn't find the screenie though. Ive stayed away from lvl 18's till this day…

 

At least u lived up to ur name ;)

 

*Me charging over the ocean to Nemract*
Noob: you were flying
Me: No I didn't.
Noob: no i reported you
And today, I saw this in this in the lobby:

 

So this nub just heard about pumpkins and he started beggin for them
and here it got too funny

 

Because bragging its the best way to get something.

 

yeah

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But thats none of my business

 

Something like
[23/Ma/HHU] [VIP+] 12yearoldkid345: PLAY WITH MY BALLLS AND SEE HOW BIG THEY ARE!!!!

 

Don't even.

 

xDDDDDDD