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What Is Your Best Pick-up Line?

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by Kvmilla, Sep 8, 2015.

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  1. PotatoOnAStick

    PotatoOnAStick StickUnderAPotato

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    If you where a fruit you'd be a fineapple
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    PotatoOnAStick, Sep 26, 2015
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  2. Maz Curle

    Maz Curle Please Don't Cook The Duckys

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    The 3rd one is bad ass is you get it
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    Here this is my favorite.

    If you left foot was Easter and you right foot was Christmas, I'll be meeting you in between the holidays.

    Here's another one that isn't that good.
    You be the iceberg, I'll be the titanic, and I'll come down on top of you.
     
    Last edited: Sep 26, 2015
    Maz Curle, Sep 26, 2015
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  3. koko_bean

    koko_bean Well-Known Adventurer

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    So my friend and I made a list while in a lesson in school. It reads as follows;
    1. Are you Shrek/an onion? Because I would peel off your layers.
    2. There's candy in my van.
    3. You're so hot I need my Goron tunic (props to whoever gets this one). Response: Are you a video game pick up line? Because you're nerdy and unattractive.
    4. Are you Satan? Because I worship you like a God.
    5. Are you my senpai? Because I will MURDER EVERYONE WHO LIKES YOU UNTIL I AM THE ONLY HUMAN LEFT FOR YOU TO DATE.
    6. Girl, even if you run away I already know your number and house address.
     
    koko_bean, Sep 28, 2015
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  4. Lotem

    Lotem Ex-Moral supporter in the official Wynncraft CT™ HERO

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    Hi, wanna fck?

    ...no? k sry.
     
    Lotem, Sep 29, 2015
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  5. Nyssa9kid

    Nyssa9kid Cat-Meow-Archer CHAMPION

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    Mine is simple. You are purrfect ;3
     
    Nyssa9kid, Sep 29, 2015
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  6. Shadowolfy

    Shadowolfy I didnt do shieeet

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    i dont have one, im just lonely, i'll stay like that :D Moo
     
    Shadowolfy, Sep 29, 2015
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  7. Labyrinth

    Labyrinth all of my jokes are cries for help

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    Hey girl,
    I wish you were my pinkie toe.

    Why?
    So that I could bang you on every single piece of furniture in my house, of course!
     
    Labyrinth, Sep 30, 2015
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  8. ShadowMage1

    ShadowMage1 Seraph of Twilight CHAMPION

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    Mind if I bring my sword into your royal corridor, Your Highness?
     
    ShadowMage1, Sep 30, 2015
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  9. Herobrinesforce

    Herobrinesforce Herobrinesforce - Gaming, Rambling, Americanness

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    Heres an ok one:

    I live on a chicken farm, so I am used to having chicks surrounding me!

    BA-DUM KSHHHHHHHH!

    Thank you, thank you very much! Im here till when I leave!

    :)
     
    Herobrinesforce, Oct 1, 2015
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  10. Kanye4President

    Kanye4President VOTE FOR KANYE IN 2020

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    I'm sorry but I had to

    Are u a chicken farmer, because you sure know how to raise a cock
     
    Kanye4President, Oct 3, 2015
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  11. Ironraptor3

    Ironraptor3 Dragon Slayer, Sabre, CS/Game Dev VIP

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    "You are first chair in my heart" -trumpet player
     
    Ironraptor3, Oct 4, 2015
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  12. MinerDwarf222

    MinerDwarf222 I AM A DWARF. HERO

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    Here are random awful ones I googled.
    "Is your body from mcdonalds? Because I'm loving it"
    "You turn my software, into hardware"
    "Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Cause you are Be-Au-Ti Full."
    "Hey girl, do you love water? If you do, that means you love 80% of me"
     
    MinerDwarf222, Oct 4, 2015
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  13. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    Kvmilla, Oct 10, 2015
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  14. Victrix Securis

    Victrix Securis Spanish, not Mexican | History nerd | Doodler VIP

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    For you the green grass, the fresh wind,
    the white lily and red rose
    and sweet spring I wish.
     
    Victrix Securis, Oct 10, 2015
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  15. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    literally, the creepiest.
     
    Kvmilla, Oct 11, 2015
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    Riesenkalmar sfdhdfhsdgds VIP+

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    Hey gurl, if I were starving, would you be my all-you-can-eat buffet?
     
    Riesenkalmar, Oct 11, 2015
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    Crathy Creator of Awesomeness VIP+

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    Hey! Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
     
    Crathy, Oct 11, 2015
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  18. Kvmilla

    Kvmilla Goddess of Blood and Devourer of Hearts VIP+

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    smh krethee
     
    Kvmilla, Oct 11, 2015
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  19. Troll4ever31

    Troll4ever31 Designed to be a moron.

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    Hey love crusader i want to be your space invader.
     
    Troll4ever31, Oct 12, 2015
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  20. Ziel

    Ziel Drifting far away HERO

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    Hey girl, are you Oxygen? Becausw I can't live without you.
    Hey there, but I Can't Let Go of you you beautiful Geometrical Dominator. (Response: Eww ur a geek)
    Hey there, I love you.
    Ok thats the best I can do
     
    Ziel, Oct 12, 2015
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